i genuinely forget this is supposed to be aged up chris whatever and not joe biden
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i genuinely forget this is supposed to be aged up chris whatever and not joe biden
Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo
????
Hey. What
"relax. sucking does not kill" would make for a fun shirt
I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game
Wake up babe new unexplainable horrors dropped
What horrors? The JuMBOs are clearly friends.
a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”
might update with more images at some point
Some of the ones I've accumulated
that crying “babe I’m so horny!” meme but the response references the queen’s funeral holiday
so by the “babe I’m so horny” meme, you mean
aya getting shouted at by her dad, which turned into
the crying anime girl meme, which has now apparently become
image language is wild
why does she look like a dog, she practically has a snout, do all anime girls look like that in profile, is the lack of nose an illusion
Starting in the early 80s, there was a transition toward more simplified noses, ultimately manifesting in the tendency around 2003 to draw characters without any noses at all. There are two reasons for this: one is that the nose is not very expressive most of the time (unless you’re showing, like, snot streaming from nostrils) so there’s no point in spending space and effort on them that you could instead use on the eyes, eyebrows, and mouth. The other is that “big nose” codes for “white” – and if noses are barely drawn, any noticeable nose at all counts as “big”.
The transitional stage – the level of nose simplification that’s been normal for most characters in most styles from the mid 80s to today (and in some works in the 70s, like those of Leiji Matsumoto) – is to show a nose as a slightly bent line. This is great because realistic noses drawn straight on are very complicated. When a character is drawn in profile, though, the nose becomes visible as a protrusion! Until the 90s this was a major difficulty whenever a character was turning their head: how do you draw a nose that doesn’t draw attention to itself, even if a character smoothly turns their head? The solution was to treat the nose as a slight protrusion in the contour of the character’s face.
This became normal because of the specific problems of animation, but because characters and stories are constantly moving between anime and manga, manga artists quickly adopted it, and it’s been normal for manga to draw noses in the style shown above since the 90s, even when the manga in question would never be adapted to animation.
While it can look funny out of context to somebody not immersed in the style, the underlying logic is actually an attempt to support telling more serious stories. In the 50s and 60s, when practically all manga was light comedy, the style was much more cartoony and characters had a wide variety of probosces, and characters often showed their emotions the same way that they’d be shown in looney toons: dramatic and physically-impossible symbolic mutations of the entire body. The “bishojo style” that is the primary stylistic influence for almost all anime and manga today is the synthesis of two movements happening in manga in the 70s: shojo comics, aimed at teenage girls, were beginning to get emotionally and intellectually complex (in part because the genre, being dismissed as trash, was not getting much oversight from editors and censors, and became a place where politically dissident women, many of them lesbians, thrived and did the artistic experiments that had been getting them kicked out of theater and literary magazines), and to support these stories that were focused in the inferiority of characters and their relationships, a style where bodies were simplified & faces were made larger and more expressive was developed; at the same time, some mostly-male manga artists were annoyed by the lightness and child-centrism of manga and started a movement for darker-and-grittier comics called gekiga, where characters were drawn with realistic proportions and both the style & content was influenced largely by American action movies. These two movements merged into the bishojo style, which was used to sell more complex manga to older teens and adults; “bishojo” means “beautiful woman” & reflects that these comics were sold to men through the sex appeal of attractive characters & to women based on their grace and fashion sense (or at least, that was how many people thought about it at the time). In this new bishojo style, it would be normal to have serious and grounded dramas – and suddenly seeing a nose pop out of somebody’s face can break immersion. (As late as 1995, some anime kept more realistic nose sizes and suffered for it – ex., Escaflowne.)
This is an example of “normal” manga in the 60s (Osamu Tezuka’s Metropolis). Note the noses & general proportions.
Here’s some gekiga:
Here’s some classic 70s shojo (They Were Eleven, a classic space opera):
And here’s some goofy-ass noses in the 90s, Escaflowne:
Noses and nostrils are sometimes shown, for comedic effect (FLCL):
But are often more likely to be omitted (Nichijou):
Quick addendum: the details of trends in stylization in anime are fascinating to nerds like me; if you want to read a few hundred pages about the cultural currents involved in fashions in breast shapes, I recommend the study “The History of Hentai Manga” by Kimi Rito, although (being released by Fakku) it’s not as academically rigorous as I would personally like.
If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen
I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.
Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”
And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.
Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.
“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”
They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”
And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.
And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.
I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.
Amazing.
I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.
"Bitches with no car be everywh
my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.
you summoned them. The bitches with no car
The fact that it works pisses me off
When will God strike down this man for his hubris? Surely the day is coming
Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute
this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible
one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
As somebody whose name contains an Umlaut, it always makes me mad when Americans people who don’t use a German keyboard layout just leave out the dots. That is not my name. :(
correct: ä = ae ö = oe ü = ue (and ß = ss)
INCORRECT: ä = a ö = o ü = u
Leaving out the dots can actually change the meaning of words. Examples:
schwül: muggy, sticky schwul: gay [homosexual] ächten: to outlaw achten: to regard/respect sb./sth. schön: beautiful schon: already, yet
Respect the Umlaute :(
okay what's going on here
Jesse we need to get rid of the old man
WHAT THE FUCK?!? IM NOT KIDDING THIS WAS ORGANIC MY EYES WIDENED WITH EVERY WORD.
Jesse we need to know the price of the product and the product is very good
....canon
17 years of friendship
[ID: A Fullmetal Alchemist screencap of Ed punching Hohenheim in the face, captioned “Happy Father’s Day.” End ID]