I'm never leaving Tumblr

I was born on this blog and I'll die on this blog!

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[lebagelgirl]

Once again thinking about Pratchett's interpretation of witchs versus wizards. Like some other series I wont mention, Pratchett treats wizard and witch as gendered terms but in the same way doctor and nurse might be considered gendered.

The gender isn't baked into the roll or its function but they are still shaped by culture traditions and societal norms. It's not that a girl could never be a wizard but rather, don't you think she would be more comfortable with witching? It is women's work after all, women really excel with all that touchy-feely nature stuff, best to leave the more serious magic to the men...

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[jayalaw]

If it helps, apparently this was a decade ago? Still wild

[prismatic-bell]

You mean it's happened more than once?!

Because this is very much happening NOW!!!

[klausie]

<panini>

‌<sourdough>

‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[wizardshark]

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[preserving-tiktok]

[wileycap]

ok I'm sure this has been said but Sokka striding into a fucking Fire Nation school as Wang Fire is incredible & has swagger, considering that the origin for Wang is "King" in Old Chinese. I know most of this website is usamerican, so, I'll try to put this in a slightly lopsided, mostly vibes-based, and thoroughly unserious analogy:

The year is 1968, the height of the Vietnam War. A young Vietnamese dude and his sister walk into a conservative Christian school in Texas, United States to meet the principal. Not even batting an eyelash, the guy goes "Howdy, my name's President America, this is my wife Miss America, and we're here about our son, Jimmy."

(Later, it turns out that Jimmy is Jesus, and he threw a hippie party in a cave for the school kids. He was enrolled for two days.)

[spectre-squared]

and since Katara said that her name was Sapphire Fire, the equivalent would then be Erica America

[gouged-doll]

[kdinjenzen]

This behavior is why video games added karma meters... my hubris was my own downfall on this one.

Game: Celia’s Stupid Romhack

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[penny-anna]

is the sun seeming to get tremendously bright an eclipse thing or was that unrelated?

[theotheristhedoctor]

Eclipse thing. The sunlight gets dimmer, so as a result the solid bit of the sun that IS visible makes up a greater proportion of the light and so gets brighter. (Similar effect to why desk lamps and phone screens lways seem brighter if you turn off the overhead light).

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Wait hang on. Period syncing isn't real???

no, dude. your uterus doesn't know or care when other people are menstruating.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I always forget that this is controversial smh

Is it true that women who live together have their periods at the same time? It’s a persistent story among women that doctors and scientists

[talas-first-lady]

[girldan-pip]

the genre is dan hitting phil with this specific wide-eyed look

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[magicratfingers]

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[theotheristhedoctor]

Matrixesque hostage/host scenario