Just, Things.

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[biipolarpriincess]

[refinery29]

The 2017 Oscars are quickly making history with each award. The first three winners of the evening were won by the most diverse recipients that we’ve seen in a very, very long time (or ever). And then on top of that, a powerful film with an even more powerful real-life component won for Best Foreign Film.

That’s why we need to talk about this important speech on behalf on Iranian director of “The Salesman”

Gifs: Oscars on ABC

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks

[isnt]

No offense but if one of your friends is excited about something & you make them feel stupid 4 being excited about it, you’re the worst type of person. 

[actuates]

and four years later you’re dancing around your kitchen with a pint of milk in your hand. the windows are open wide, the neighbors are still awake, and they are watching you. they are watching you fall in love with being alive.

from my drafts. |(morsus engel)| (via actuates)

[kpfun]

[405blazeitt]

i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up

im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll have to pry my ikea shark out of my cold dead hands

[lezzginka]

why do men do that thing where they can know absolutely nothing about a topic but will still find a way to talk to you like they have a PhD on it

[otarsus]

[insertcheekyurlhere]

New Years Resolutions

Drink more water Leave work at work, don’t let it follow me home See as many UNESCO World Heritage Sites in Canada as possible.  Goal is to see all 18 eventually!  

[shitpostgenerator]

imagine a dog

[jasonttodd]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Yes

[dc-imagine-central]

She’s so beautiful ~

[destinyrush]

[disneyc0llections]

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[archatlas]