pray the snakes get exposed

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

um. i would literally jump off a cliff to prove a point

[shrimpbynature]

too picky to be a ho

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

[harryedward]

[glowedwoc-deactivated20170406]

id die

[albanian-guy]

How he know what the moon was like when he born. Bruh I was screaming for life I didn’t even see light

[harryedward]

https://www.calendar-12.com/moon_calendar/2017/january You can look them up by year and date 

[interstellaralligator]

that is so cute

[girlsluvbeyonce]

[onlytwitterpics]

[weavemama]

donald trump: nobody has more respect for women than I do

hillary:

[respectfulmemes]

[nonbinarysapphic]

use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you

[supcomedy]

Cate Gary

[strangegerrl]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[fightwithyourlandlord-deactivat]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[nanner]

Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.

[onlytwitterpics]

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]