where tf are my glasses

bole me leđa

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[super-sootica]

MOP has been tumblr president since 2016!!

We should get to vote on a new president

Yes, let's have another election!

Mop 4ever!! Duck you!

Um...2016? I wasn't even born yet. How old are you people?!

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[feyburner]

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

[animentality]

[animentality]

[delmondo]

[opttwoodrow]

[beggars-opera]

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

[formerlyanon]

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

[dabouse]

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

[tomboy014]

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

[dabouse]

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

[tomboy014]

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

[digitaldiscipline]

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

[kabretoss]

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[redstonedust]

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

[mleprae]

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

[apparentlyautistick]

IS THAT JESUS CHRIST OF NAZERETH??!?????

[beemovieerotica]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

carcuterie

[tooies]

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

[gumi-megpoidd]

my mansion is in fucking shambles. my maids are incompetent and im not convinced they know how dishes work

[creatures-5]

You sweep them

[gumi-megpoidd]

NO!!!!!!!

[creatures-5]

Vacuum?

[gumi-megpoidd]

EAT!!!! YOU EAT OFF OF PLATES!!! AND THEN YOU WASH THEM!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

ohhh i'm drink them. okay 💛

[gumi-megpoidd]

[yossyislandd]

[gumi-megpoidd]

do NOT SWEEP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[yossyislandd]

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[tasty-tiktoks]

[houseofglass]

oh!