Give Me That Found Family Trope Or Give Me Death

She/They - Bi Aro - LVL 24- Local Kyoya Ootori enthusiast - Jewish anti Zionist - Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[allthatyoucee]

study

[prismaprimrose]

My favorite thing about Movie strattland is how you know Ryland had a crush on her because he thinks she's mysterious,

She makes multiple gatherings of political and scientific World leaders clap for him, that's goofy not Mysterious.

Look I'm sorry but her TONE when she days "That's not the only reason" like okay *I* caught that Signal, Eva. Am I crazy? Does that not sound like she's hitting on him? Just? In front of EVERYONE (I know logically that's not the intention of the line or delivery outside canon, but idk I just can't hear it any other way)

Meanwhile she's clutching two venti coffee and going "I need both🥺" in the most babygirl voice you've ever heard, holding tight like she thinks he might actually take one

"Whemp whemp" and he thinks she's mysterious (I’ve heard people say she did that to reassure Ryland for his "whoomp, there it is," and maybe yeah, and maybe shes just like that. Either way "whemp whemp" are not the words of a "Mestewious Woman!!!"

She just sniffs the Earth Hacky Sack for no reason, and then STEALS IT, and he thinks she's mysterious.

The way she argues with him like "say it to the class" and then going "that's why they're going to Venus- is what... Dr. Grace is trying to say..." and not actually explaining either and he thinks she's mysterious

She sings Harry Styles at Karaoke night and he thinks she's mysterious.

She bought everyone matching hats for karaoke night and he thinks she mysterious

Full of suprises maybe. But mysterious??

Boy she's just just as akward as you, you just like her.

[greekmythcomix]

Suddenly remembered this stupid thing I made and can’t remember if I ever posted it here

(Hey Odyssey fans please also enjoy my interactive book and audiobook podcast YOU ARE ODYSSEUS 👍)

[almondcroissantsandink]

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt

[the-faustian-locust]

(Stands on soapbox) Strattland is such a good ship because they wouldn’t die or kill for each other but in a more peaceful life they would split household chores evenly and insist on being the one to pay for dinner

[jcnth11]

based on the easy understanding/partnership they had as colleagues they absolutely would've made a wonderful couple in a much kinder time. the picture of soft domesticity :((

[joshuakellin]

“In another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”

[grilledcockroach]

rough thing. tried smth a lil different out. love these 2.

[mesothelihomo]

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[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[casbwahahaha]

Ciel is burritoed for bed 🩷

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They should be friends.

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[tharannas]

“I’m never going to get rid of you, am I?”

“Not after that.”

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Seeing this right as im closing up my laptop after working on the next chapter is so insane. A sign that I need to get my butt into gear 😭

This so amazing! Im so honored to see people become inspired to create such cool things based off my silly little story! This has been such a treat!!

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

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Surprise jumpscare pregnancy announcement, but no one warned me that my bones were going to hurt. My bones hurt, the daughter i love oh so dearly is like... stealing my bones??? Medically??? Now I have to take supplements and drink enriched orange juice???

Can't trust anyone clearly./j