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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.
THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
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siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.
Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?
Me, watching the video: what the fUCK
There's something so . . . Ominous about this image.
its the capitalism bruh
My goal in life? Me and my girlfriend are on holiday somewhere where they speak Spanish. We’re at a restaurant. The server comes up to us to ask us what we want to order. I speak to the waiter. My Spanish is flawless. My girlfriend looks at me in awe. We don’t end up eating dinner bc we go back to the hotel where she fucks me senseless. The end.
Wow, the people at duolingo are really getting more creative with their ads
HAPPY HOPS
If you die, I die. Okay.
WAKE. UP.
Never Again is right now! Wake up and fight back!
“On Friday July 12th, 2019, Lights for Liberty: A Vigil to End Human Concentration Camps, will bring thousands of people to locations worldwide as well as to concentration camps across country, into the streets and into their own front yards, to protest the inhumane conditions faced by refugees.“
Lights for Liberty is organizing nationwide protests on July 12th. Check their website for a location near you, or how to get one started near you!
This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.
So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.
You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.
trumps them all.
OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…
Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…
I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…
HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!
OH!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!
And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.
okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR
and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -
parked in front of an adult store!
Dark tumblr show me the history of this car
dark carfax
literally what does this mean i’m screaming
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL
Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??
The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.
hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”
This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.
Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.
Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre
THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]
Oh, he’s good.
I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
Despite all the gifsets I’ve seen of this, I’ve never actually seen the video. His extra douchebag comments at the very end…
Also, this is the first time I remembered to go find his name: Matthew Broussard. I’m not doing any in-depth looking, but a quick peek at his twitter produces bits like:
“As a Jew, I love three things: bagels, summer camp, and being told what is and isn’t anti-Semitic by gentiles.”
“The politicization of climate change is a conspiracy by introverts to avoid small talk about the weather.”
mocking the Tangerine Menace, his sycophants, and racism/sexism/anti-semitism/anti-science/etc in numerous posts
“Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me.”
“I bet the worst part of hell for Hitler is all the selfies he’s asked to be in.”
“Stand up has allowed me to work with people from a wide array of social, economic, racial and educational backgrounds and also 4 women.”
“Trump fears terrorist immigrants because they’d be stealing a job from white people.”
“Jews secretly sponsored a caravan of Honduran refugees secretly containing murderous Muslims. This is a racist conspiracy turducken.”
“If you think women are too sensitive, try underestimating a man’s height by more than 2 inches.”
rt’ing someone else who named these decades:
1940s - Roland
1950s - Donny
1960s - Ricky, also Dicky
1970s - Charles (Pt 2)/“Chuck"
1980s - Bradley
1990s - Jason/“Jase"
2000s - Charles (Pt 3)/“Chaz”, also “Chase"
2010s - Logan (goes by middle name)
I love him.
I have never heard of this guy before, but he is hilarious:
I hope this is everyone else too!
watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created
holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL
spy kids 2:
me, approximately age 9:
“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002
