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Sideblog for reader-inserts, self-inserts, selfshipping, etc. My AO3

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This is how I imagined they confront or go against the beast

Mystic flour: ancient y/n was with dark cacao and his army to confront mystic flour but on their way ancient y/n goes to caramel arrow and crunchy chip seeing them being turned to flour this angered ancient y/n as they used their magic to heal them but it left her vulnerable to being kidnapped by mystic flour

Burning Spice: Golden Cheese is down and is about to lose her wings only for burning spice to be hit with a strong enough blow that made him drop golden cheese who is saved by ancient y/n

Shadow milk: ancient y/n was contacting the ancients telling them about the beasts only to be confronted by shadow milk where ancient y/n backs away from him ready to fight him only to be cornered by shadow milk against a window

Eternal sugar: ancient y/n tried to escape shadow milk by jumping out of a window and is caught by pitaya and holleyberry

Silent salt: ancient y/n happy that silent salt isn’t like the other beasts and is about to leave when she hears the beasts come in and assumed silent salt had successfully caught ancient y/n

I could see these. Silent Salt would stall for time and give you a chance to flee from them...as much as he can without giving away how opposed to them he is, ideally.

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(This as far as I know isn’t true and I’m not sure what the actual story of the witches is so I’m going to make this up)

“I believe you know what cookies were originally made for, but a group of witches including yours had grown attached to you and the other cookies of this world. This happened before you fell. So this group tried to make a change things first peacefully and it did seem to be working getting a lot of witches to join.” Y/n

“However a witch named Evelyn didn’t like your witches actions so casted a spell and cut off any communications or interactions from their world and you’re the only way they had to do so is sending cookies to here. They had no idea of your fall or of your actions.” Y/n

“This however did not deter your witches from their goals and they fought for it. Evelyn was not happy with this so started a war with her own group against them.” Y/n

“What happened with our witches?” Eternal sugar said

“They were killed.” Y/N

This made the beasts freeze for a sec before y/n continued

“Mystic flour’s witch tried to heal as much of their team as she could but neglected her own health. Burning spices which had killed a lot of Evelyn’s teammates but died from her wounds taking a tole on her. Eternal sugars and silent salts witches were framed for a crime they did not commit so as punishment they were burned alive at the stake. Shadow milks witch did managed to kill Evelyn but she sent one last attack towards earthbread and since your witch didn’t know of you being sealed away thought the attack was going to hit you so she used her body to take the blow for you. Her last words were I’m sorry for failing you.” Y/n

She let the beast process

“Although as I have come here I have learned when a witch dies they get brought back as a cookie. However they do not come back with their witch memories with them. As it has been sealed away.”

“As of recently I have been able to get access to earthbread.”

Interesting lore ideas! The Beasts...would need time to process. Shadow Milk especially.

After that, they might seek out their creators, even if they won't have their memories.

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I think ancient y/n would stop pure vanilla from giving up his soul jam just to protect them

Most likely, but Shadow Milk would stop you from stopping him.

...of course he has no intention of honoring the deal Pure Vanilla tries to make: he'll take his Soul Jam and you back, thank you very much!

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If beasts can, how about ancients? And also how would both groups feel if there were circumstances where they have to fuse with each other? (Like ancient with ancient, beast with beast or even beast with ancient if for ex. Y/N would be in grave danger?)

The Ancients are a bit more fusion-positive, and have likely all fused with each other before in the past. No hang-ups with them, pretty stable fusions (though Golden Cheese and White Lily probably can't hold a fusion for long after everything).

The Beasts normally are reluctant to fuse with each other (save for Burning Spice), and even more reluctant to fuse with their Ancient (aside from Eternal Sugar).

But if it meant protecting you...yes, I think the Beasts would do anything, even fusing with their enemy. Though their fusion probably falls apart as soon as you're safe.

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🍪 anon,

Now that I think about it more clearly, one of the few reasons why modern witch reader might have a good relationship with the virtues is because the god and creation relationship does not really exist with them compared to the First Witches. I know little about the witches, but considering all the content I watched, its clear that the virtues treated the witches as more godly and saw themselves as vessels to carry out the witches goals and that perhaps they might have some platonic connection but very little. In comparison, modern witch reader finds it really weird to be treated as a sort of god to these cookie's and questions the actions of the witches and any magic users from the past as to why they would even create sentient cookie's and maybe thinks its irresponsible. Keep in mind that they have very little knowledge of being a witch and that magic is almost dead in this au, so it also might shape their perspectives about the virtues. The witch reader sees the cookie's as living people and sees them as beings needed to be protected and to be taken care of, and eventually seeing them as family. Heck, its possible that the virtues still treated modern witch reader as a god when the first met before they got comfortable to talking to us as a friend, probably a shock to them when we told them not to treat us very godly, especially the Fount. Any sort of treatment like making sure they don't overwork themselves, giving them 3 meals a day, and even making sure they sleep well might surprise them and we have to keep reminding them that they deserve to be taken care of as any cookie.

Yes, exactly, I can see it!

To them, the first shock comes when you take them all home with you...and rather than a divine place, it's relatively mundane (if all giant compared to them). It still takes them a while to shake off the idea of you being divine and godly...

But when you treat them kindly, look after them and treat them as people...it's easier for them to see you as a person, too. And more than that...as a friend, or family, to them.

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Hello! I was wondering if you could expand a little on your Y/N's relationship with Candy Apple Cookie and Black Sapphire Cookie? They consider Y/N a master and do as their told, but is this genuine or more out of respect for Shadow Milk Cookie? I imagined that if Shadow Milk had a partner (who isn't evil) they would serve as more of a parental figure, looking out for them at times and extending a certain level of kindness that Shadow Milk himself is too prideful to give.

Would Y/N worry over them after a particularly dangerous mission? Indulge in Candy Apple's pranks? Help out Black Sapphire or try to take care of him when he needs to chip away at that formal boundary? I'm especially curious about what things would be like with Ash Salt Cookie if/when she comes into the picture of your story?

Please don't interpret this as criticism! I love your writing and was just curious and wanting to know more. Thank you!

The exact relationship you have with them is really up to reader interpretation. But on their parts: at first they showed you respect simply because Shadow Milk expected it (begrudgingly so, in Candy Apple's case), but over time (and with some kindness/concern over them from you), they genuinely respect and listen to you. They'd do anything you ask (as long as it wouldn't harm them or go against direct orders from Shadow Milk) not out of obligation, but genuine respect.

For Ash Salt...I'm not sure you'd have much chance to interact with her one-on-one. Ultimate is very clingy, after all...she probably has no strong opinions on you. Just acknowledgement that she's under orders to keep you unharmed.

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Reading the fourth/fifth chapter in collison of fates, and seeing the parellels to this (not to mention the undying love tag on it) and heart breaking because one verison got to fulfill that promise. But the core timeline didn't.

No wonder undying love ult!smc is going to have so many more issues tm

Yessss, exactly, the parallels were deliberate! And that scene is one major reason Ultimate SMC will become incredibly clingy...deep down, he's become paranoid that if he isn't with you, something terrible will happen...

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If you're okay with angst, imagine yandere smc clipping winged readers wings, and accidentally injuring them, leading them to distrust him permanently

He'd be genuinely sorry for hurting you, and would say so...but it's always impossible to tell when he's truthful. Especially if he chides you for "struggling" and leading to it...really, he's trying to stop himself from feeling so guilty.

He'd work very, very hard to cheer you up and regain your trust...you can catch glimpses of a heartbroken look on his face whenever you pull away. But not for long before he has his proverbial mask back in place...

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Perchance..

Since we already know how witch SMC would react to escape attempts and hiding from him..

Some hcs of that with yandere witch pv mayhaps..?

You WOULD assume that he'd be less scary since he's the one that doesn't eat cookies right?

WRONG.

we haven't seen him mad yet or at the ABSOLUTE PEAK of yandere tendencies.

SO TO ME HE'S 10000X TIMES SCARIER

And also consider where this isn't a scenario where he took us from witch SMC so we don't know him (witch SMC) or anything

SO THAT MEANS NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US

Again, I stand by my statement that, PV is a million times scarier than SMC and I'd run and hide from him every given chance 🥹✌️

Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are, at first, difficult to peg as yanderes. Shadow Milk because he hides those obsessive tendencies (or at least does so in other AUs), Pure Vanilla because they only appear in specific circumstances.

Most of the time, he's kind, gentle, and caring...and it's all genuine! He really does care about you and want you to feel comfortable.

Hiding from him? He just sighs sadly...perhaps explaining out loud as he searches for you that he just wants to make sure you're okay! Or that he made you a new bed or meal, don't you want to try it? You're worrying him...he wants to know you haven't been hurt on accident...

Running and putting distance between you and him? He looks disappointed, but gives you an understanding look (or tries to)...you just need time to adjust! Over time, he'll slowly get closer, testing how comfortable you are with his presence...

Actively attempt an escape? Then he gets stern. When he catches you, he'll hold you in his palm and very directly tell you about all the dangers away from him. The Beast-Witches that eat Cookies. Predators. Even rain would be dangerous for you!

He's trying to protect you by keeping you with him, he emphasizes. This is for your own good.

...that's probably the maddest he gets, aside from someone else trying to "take" you from him. That's when he definitely loses his temper and chews out whoever it is as he places a barrier between you and them...holding you close and glaring at whoever it was.

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oh the GLEE that man would feel once freed from the tree and relizing at the moment he was also a ghost. (at least for now). ghost!us look out he planning on chashing in all the hugs and kisses he's missed out on

Oh, yes...normally, he'd zip right to Dark Enchantress with notes on what he wants his new body to look like. But first...

"Oooh, pookie...!" called a voice you hadn't heard in a long, long time. You didn't have a heart that could race, but you did glow a little more brightly as you zipped through walls and floors to the very entrance of the Spire...!

And there he was: Shadow Milk Cookie, hovering just in front of the doors, his face lighting up as soon as he saw you. "Oh...! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?" he said, floating closer and cupping your cheek—

Wait. He...he touched you. Without phasing through you...!

"How...?" you wondered, touching his hand...to you, it felt physical, more "real" than anything else!

He grinned, cupping your face in his hands. "I can't be like this forever, unfortunately," he said. "But...I thought, why not take advantage of it while I have the chance?"

With that, he wrapped his arms around you, pressing his lips against yours. You eagerly returned the hug and kiss, buoyant and delighted at the touch you hadn't been able to feel in lifetimes...!

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Imagine being a powerful respected witch and getting frucked by a COOKIE. They're never being looked at the same by the coven 😭

The witches are probably gonna make a prevention or have a long talk with them lmao

Oh yeah, even the Witches who wouldn't eat Cookies are...dubious about the relationship. (Those that do are even more weirded out by it.)

They'd probably stage some type of intervention, explaining all the reasons it can't work out...but you have arguments against it all. Size differences? You have potions and spells for that, also it doesn't matter in a lot of cases. Lifespan differences? The Fount is immortal, and may or may not actually be older than you anyway. Protests about immorality? He's just as much a person as you are, and they know it!

Not that they'll approve, but I don't think they can do anything to stop you. They might try to counter the Fount (or Shadow Milk) to talk him out of it, but he's having even less of that than you are!

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hello its me again with the steven universe fixation, lately I've been having a lot of fun imagining little scenarios where reader is a human and their relationship with the fount of knowledge is somehow like greg and rose's, yk reader being a different species in a different world... and fount being completely head over heels

Plus in the An Undying Love universe (which I adore its my fav series) I can totally picture reader singing Love Like You or What Can I Do For You to fount, and then doing it again to shadow milk after they reunite at the spire whenever hes anxious or the flashbacks come to haunt him

Ooh, yes! I can see it...perhaps even a moment where the Fount (like Greg) snaps a little at Witch!reader (who considers him "fun" and "cute") to be spoken to like a real person...and their relationship evolving from their into something a little more equal, a little more understanding. (With Fount still head over heels, of course.)

Also! I could see "Love Like You" working in both directions in An Undying Love. Most of it being Reader to the Fount (and later Shadow Milk), but for the lines

I always thought I might be bad Now I'm sure that it's true 'Cause I think you're so good And I'm nothing like you Look at you go I just adore you I wish that I knew What makes you think I'm so special

I could see it as the Fount thinking/singing about you right when he's on the cusp of corrupting and falling into Deceit.

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I've never played subnatica but reading about the bactria, i just imagine some moments where its bad (like getting a cold and being badly effected due to the effects the bactria has on the immune system) and just having to push through because you cant stop for a break. And smc just worriedly swimming circles around you making distressed chirps. But also knowing he cant stop you due to the seriousness of the cure as well. Fish just wants his human to be ok and NOT SICK

Fortunately in-game the infection doesn't impact your ability to complete tasks, but yes, in this AU...you might have days where you feel weaker with your immune system fighting the bacteria.

Shadow Milk would be very distressed whenever your illness is particularly bad...he actually tones down most of his less-helpful antics and will hover around you. Might even offer to carry you to your destination...he can teleport and swim much faster than you, it'll be easier! He'd also be even more reluctant for you to go into any of the labs in that condition...what if something happens and he's not there to help you!?

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We all know that the act 2 story will eventually lead to ultimate SMC being stopped, one way or another. When that happens, all of the y/n's will be have to be returned to their original timelines

Imagine the reunions between the y/n's and their shadow milks. Lots of hugs, kisses, and tears

But let's consider the reunion with pining ex SMC. I saw your story about when ultimate took them and how ex SMC basically confessed that he still loves them... How would that reunion go?

After everything, the TBD were very helpful in getting all of you back to your home timelines! You stepped through the dimensional rift that had been opened for you, the TBD employees right behind you...

...and you froze when you made eye contact with Shadow Milk. He had piles of books around him, one in his hands, with a portal to his other-realm beside him...and bags under his eyes.

"You're...you're back," he said, the book falling from his hands. You nodded, the TBD employees exchanged a few words before wishing you well and vanishing back through the rift...

It zipped closed behind them, leaving you both alone. Shadow Milk blinked, waving away the portal beside him.

You took a deep breath. "...did you really mean what he said?" you asked. "Before he took me?"

He hesitated, pupils darting in all directions, mouth opening and closing. Finally, though, he pursed his lips and gave you a near-invisible nod. He wasn't quite looking you in the eyes.

...cautiously, you stepped forward. His gaze snapped back to you...after another step, he surged forward, tightly wrapping his arms around you. You hugged him back, and he let out a choked noise, clinging to you even more tightly.

"Y-You...I thought I might not...I thought..." he babbled, taking a deep breath before saying, "I do love you, my...my little star..."

How long had it been since you heard that pet name? You let out a laugh, pecking his cheek and earning another choked laugh from him. "I wish you'd...said something sooner...!" you laughed, clinging to him.

"In my defense...! Another me kidnapping you was completely without any foreshadowing!" he argued.

He pulled back, but only enough to kiss your cheek...and then to completely pepper that side of your face with kisses. "Oh, I'm...I'm never, ever letting you out of my sight again!"

You hoped he was exaggerating, but figured after everything...he deserved to have a moment.

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I was listening to some yandere remixes of yandere songs and I found this one linked below. Honestly I can't help but imagine this is SMC's theme if things turn scary and he becomes delusional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRPdzxcro7U&list=TLPQMzAwNTIwMjZYIy7sKKqnjA&index=5

Hmm, not a bad song, and I suppose it kind of fits his vibe. Honestly not giving me super-strong Shadow Milk feelings though, but that's just me.

I do have a few songs that make me think of him I can share, though:

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are you looking forward to the update since it's coming soon :D? anything you're hoping for? no matter how unlikely it is, i'm hoping we get even just a singular fount crumb. regardless the new cookie looks super cute! i love her halo thingy.

Ooh yes! SCOOP seems interesting in the trailers, can't wait to learn more about them! And see just what Shadow Milk did to Pitaya...

I kind of hope we get more Ultimate Shadow Milk, and more interactions between Ash Salt and his other minions. But I do also hope we see how the quest to strengthen Radiant Cookie is going (or...starting, I suppose), too.

And yesss, Povidone-Iodine Cookie seems very cool and interesting! I really hope I can get her in the gacha...