Ugly on the skin, lovely from within

Cute, classy, and a little bit sassy

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[inside-ishbel]

me on a date: so what's your hogwarts house?

date: I don't know...

me shoving breadsticks into my purse: something's come up I've-

date: I mean no one can truly know their house because the online quizzes are nothing compared to the sorting hat.

me slowly takes breadstick out of purse: go on

[kiwiaussie]

9 weeks and 2 ½ years

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[exit152]

do you ever wonder which one of your close but platonic friendships the Internet would over interpret and eventually create a ship from if you were famous?

[tastefullyoffensive]

Plot twist. (via paulathekoala95)

[loverboy-havocboy]

the whole ‘love your family no matter how bad they fuck up because you’re family’ ideology is toxic bullshit

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

no offense but the media either has to stop writing underage characters or start using underage actors to play these underage characters because i can’t watch another sexualized 20something play a 17 year old girl bruh! can’t do it anymore my guy! it’s gotta stop diva!

[criedforme]

it only takes the slightest hint of disinterest for me to never want to speak again

[amnesiaguy]

people who shit talk Soft Protagonists like luke skywalker or frodo baggins because they aren’t Tough Guys are formally invited to Fight Me

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Ironically those characters would never tell anybody to fight them…

[amnesiaguy]

that’s why i gotta fight you fuckers for them

[racetrackconlon]

one of the funniest things about the “kids are exposed to too much violence nowadays” arguments

is that people literally used to be executed in the town square and entire families would go out to watch these people be killed and it was a huge event and people thought it was great fun

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[stability]

[sapphicsinthecloset]

trying to look ambiguously gay enough that you ping other girls’ gaydars but not so much that you alert the straights to your presence: an autobiography

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[egberts]

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