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gillysagoldfish

Please enjoy some shenanigans.

No Oryms were significantly harmed in the making of this reel (only a little rug burn I’m sorry Briar 🥹)

Fearne is me, Orym is @ racetrackconlon (IG even tho I’m fairly certain they are on tumblr but idk their handle)

racetrackconlon

the good news is im Also racetrackconlon here (im just not often... here...)

and the rug burn is smaller than my pinky nail. its practically spell components, really.

#critical role cosplay #orym of the air ashari #my shield fell off EVERY SINGLE TAKE but it never stayed in frame....#wouldve been so funny tho

cringemaster4000

miles "girl whatever" edgeworth

clementine-kesh

many ways in which a character can become compelling to me but one of the quickest and most enduring is if they’re easy to put in the bisexual torment nexus

carriesthewind

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

littlebluecaboose

inchwormed

cruel irony

gayjimothy

remember when Jim introduced Spock to his own parents lmao we stan a legend

thefuzzyaya

They definitely brought this story up during the wedding.

Sarek did it.

“Not so many know, but once James introduced me to my own son…”

ifightformyfriends

Funny as that is, this reads as an absolute POWER MOVE to a father not proud of his son. “Look at that, he’s my First Officer because he’s AWESOME. You know who isn’t? You.”

radio-crash

No no no. You don’t understand. Kirk DOESN’T KNOW that this is Spock’s father. He’s talking up his first mate to the Vulcan Ambassador that Spock never bothered to mention is his DAD because their father-son relationship is THAT BAD. This is a power move but it’s not Kirk’s, it’s Spock’s XD

teaboot

You take one look at that vulcan salute and tell me it isn’t the BIGGEST shit-eating grin

eisenvulcanstein

🖖 (derogatory)

wehaveallgotknives

live long and fuck you

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (September 30th, 2018)

dragon-in-a-fez

doctor: cure is simple. go see clown

chronically ill patient: but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and he's not helping

dragon-in-a-fez

the intended reading of this joke is that the doctor is being called a clown, but I also like people's alternate readings in the notes where a) the patient's partner is a clown, figuratively or literally, or b) the patient is hallucinating a clown everywhere they go

dragon-in-a-fez

okay too many of you also thought the patient was having some kind of regular clown therapy appointments, so I am hereby revising the original joke. the punchline is now "but doctor, I'm seeing a clown right now and you're not helping." ambiguity resolved please go about your day

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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tbh im not entirely immune to a villain with a tragic backstory but i do think villain origins are a lot more interesting when the focus is less "here is the original sin, the first big bad thing that happened to them that made them who they are" and more "here is the first time a person who maybe otherwise felt powerless in their life realized that they could hurt someone and get away with it"

dateamonster

you can get a lot more mileage out of analyzing a truly abhorrent character through the lens of like. what sort of conditions would allow or even incentivize this kind of cruelty? what kind of person benefits from those conditions and how? over the more typical who hurt them type analysis. imo.

ratsquinks

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

memecucker

the most elegant dismissal of “why are there pyramids all over the world” that I’ve heard was “what’s the easiest structure to build? A pile of stuff. What if you wanted to make the pile stable? You’d turn it into a pyramid shape” and I forgot where I heard this but it reminds me of “notice how there’s flood myths all over the world” feels a lot less interesting if you ask “notice how civilizations that leave written records are often located next to rivers or other bodies of water and what’s a catastrophic natural disaster that can happen to cities next to bodies of water”

dovewithscales

Physics is the same everywhere. Another really obvious example is that the reason the wheel has been invented by different cultures all over the world is because round is the best shape for rolling regardless of where you are in the world. Everyone makes pyramids for the same reason no one has square wheels.