Goodbye, Caroline.

GLaDOS from Portal 1+2 RP blog affiliated with Citta Alveare. IMs are ok for ooc Rank: Sinner Housing: District Beta Weapon: - BB Gun - Neurotoxin that temporarily immobilises its targets -Given an artificial body no stronger than a normal human flesh prison

[insidioustest-blog]

“The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: 

  where Caroline lives in my brain.”

                            [CAROLINE DELETED]

                                                                                                         “Goodbye, Caroline.”

        GLaDOS snapped out of it, listening to the song sung by her turrets as what had, for a minute, been her only friend, is set free. Turning, she noticed her surroundings and lack of silly human legs or the ability to move forward away from the wires holding her in place.

        Oh, how wonderful it was to be in her own body again. Furthermore, it was the fact that she'd gained back her facility and control of it and almost immediately she began sending robots into tests to regain that euphoric feeling she had when someone completed a test. It was good to be home.

        Yet, things were different. She remembered the city and she stared down someone else from it. Slowly, she moved, her yellow optic narrowing as she glided around the person entering her home world.

        “Oh. Good. You arrived just in time. I can give you power, you know. All you have to do is pick up that device over there and walk right through that door. That's all.” The robot motioned toward the device on display and a door appears just beyond that point.

[flowexpy-deactivated20160601]

@insidioustest

“You know that saying humans have? ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ Well, for once I think they’re on to something.”

The pigeon twittered around, pecking at the crumbs scattered on the pavement with a mindless desperation. It treated the scraps as if they were a gift from some god; and perhaps, with its limited perception of the world and capacity for thought, the old man eating a sandwich on the park bench was a deity in its beady little eyes.

“It’s simple: we train those monstrosities with wings to do our bidding. Make them our own before they can do us any harm. And would you look at that! Our first test subject, right there.”

[insidioustest-blog]

        The bird held her attention if only for her great disdain for the fat little ball of feathers. Birds were stupid but they were brilliant and they wanted her dead. At least in her eyes, anyway. The birds she'd dealt with hadn't been pigeons, hers were way more intelligent and deadly but she knew the little flower was on to something. And with the words 'test subject' cracking through the air like the sound of thunder to her, she was immediately interested.

        “I have more experience with babies of their kind. Then again, I didn't get to do much with them before I was placed here.” A disgruntled sound left her. “We can train this one to do many things for us. Sharp beak. Sharp talons. And a brain just expansive enough to deliver messages. Hmmm. If I had the right equipment I could clone it once we break it. Make an already well-trained army to overtake the other stupid birds. They'll never see it coming. Though we may want to find a few corvids as well. They would be able to recruit others.”

        She pauses before patting Flowey gently. “Good plan, little flower.” There was no sarcasm in that phrase for once, though she said it and moved on quickly as to not draw attention to it. “Now. To capture it. Your bullets might hurt it. I could use my neurotoxin on it to incapacitate it temporarily, but I am unsure of the effects it might have on a talking flower. Although, I suppose I could metaphorically hit two birds with one stone and find out.” She shot a smirk down at him.

[wasabeats-blog]

.: [ 🐙 ] :. “Please! You’re addressing a MASTER stra-tee-gist! You think I got this crown from a checker game, lady? I’m not just gonna run in and gun ‘em – ya can’t do that without knowing where they’re at!” And having some guns in the first place, he could’ve added. (But, you know, he was better than that.)

[insidioustest-blog]

        “Oh. Good. And here I thought you wouldn't be an extremely self-obsessed talking octopus. Well, I'm so glad I was wrong. But no. Not a checker game. A cereal box, perhaps.” She placed a finger to her lips before making a shooing motion at him.

        “Right then, oh crowned master strategist. Show me what you got. That is, if you aren't bluffing. I'll bet some currency of your choosing that you can't find them.” Was she goading him on? It was a mystery. Either way, she wanted to know how he worked, and why he was what he was.

[a-crimsonmalice]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[rpmemed]

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[wasabeats-blog]

.: [ 🐙 ] :. “So these scientist jerkwads are out here with us, huh? Well, about time they got a taste of their own medicine!”

“I say we round up these phony balonies and give ‘em a whoopin’! Now who’s gonna join me?!”

[insidioustest-blog]

        “I'll join you, you smelly little octopus. I'm bored. And they deserve everything coming to them. Now, the real question is: where should we start? Don't tell me you're more of the 'run in guns blazing' type rather than the intellectual sort.”

[insidioustest-blog]

       “Would anyone like cake? I made cake. It's a celebration. And I certainly can't eat all of this cake by myself.” The chaos excited her, in all honesty. She couldn't even eat and yet she had several different cakes laid out on a table in front of her.

       For the life of her, she couldn't remember which were toxic and which weren't. Oh well.

[insidioustest-blog]

       It’s a shame. That she’s alone now. Was it? Did she even care? She liked being alone. She kept telling herself that.

       It’s an itch. One she can’t particularly scratch. Metal fingers scraping against metal flesh never seemed to satisfy because it wasn’t a physical thing. Being trapped. Away from science. Away from her lab. With no purpose. Nothing to do.

       That itch continued to grow and grow into a tumour haunting her.

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[citta-alveare-deactivated201811]

{Event o12} Motherlode, Pt. I.

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[insidioustest-blog]

       It's a shame. That she's alone now. Was it? Did she even care? She liked being alone. She kept telling herself that.

       It's an itch. One she can't particularly scratch. Metal fingers scraping against metal flesh never seemed to satisfy because it wasn't a physical thing. Being trapped. Away from science. Away from her lab. With no purpose. Nothing to do.

       That itch continued to grow and grow into a tumour haunting her.

       Chemical left her in the confusion of the earthquakes. It was perfect chaos. Buildings fell and the ground broke open while humans screamed around her. Absolute music to her. It was just a shame she hadn't been the one to cause it. But she was more than willing to take advantage of the chaotic nature of this little event.

       The chemicals flooded the area she'd locked herself in with a few other survivors of this fallen building. It would have no effect on her, but oh, the effect on the humans was beautiful if not infuriating as it wasn't her usual beloved neurotoxin. One by one they fell to the ground, and one by one their fates were sealed as peacefully sleeping playthings for the android.

       Heel pressed deep into one of the bodies on the ground, sinking in and pressing as hard as she could muster. The sound of snapping bones and flesh giving way to metal made her smile deviously. It wasn't science. It wasn't tests. But it was a good release of her pent up anger. Otherwise she would explode.

       She took a patient joy in experimenting, taking sharp debris and cutting open flesh to make way for the warmth of blood as she pulled organs from the wreckage, setting them aside in order to truly understand the inner scientific workings of the human body. She said little and only the cold and ominous robotic laughter leaving her body could be heard amongst the silent screams and tearing of flesh. She'd stop once they were dead and dissected unless someone dared to disturb her.

       The itch continued to grow. But for the moment she was numb to it.

[parableparadox-blog]

“I believe the expression is ‘it takes one to know one’, but I understand deliberately avoiding the implications of that statement on your part.”

Bright blue computerized eyes looked up at the android in front of him.

“At any rate I’m sure you didn’t waste your valuable time coming here simply to insult me.”

[insidioustest-blog]

       “Oh, sweetie. If I wanted to use that phrase I would have. Don't you know a clever use of words when you hear one? Or maybe you're just malfunctioning. Since it seemed to fly straight over your pretty little head, I called you an inferior device. And look. I did it again. Oops. Sorry.” She was laying on the sarcasm fairly thick.

       “No. I didn't. But I never waste time with insults because insults aren't a waste. And thank you for actually acknowledging that my time is valuable. You know, humans don't tend to realise that. That we're above them. Well, Mr. New Android. State your name and purpose and we'll continue from there.”

[atonings]

—✕ █ ▌❝I hate to imagine how you’d react to a legitimate crisis, madam.❞ Barring her obviously inhuman visage, Loghain is as nonplussed as a man could be when confronted by someone strange and possibly violent.

Regardless, he is an adaptable individual, and without any pause crouches down to whisper exchanges with the child. She apologises hastily, offers Loghain a wan smile, before darting off after her mother. His dear Anora would never touch a strange woman without permission, but ah, he is still obviously in the position of someone well adjusted to the lives of children.

❝Damages? She’s only smudged a bit of your… skin.❞ The final word said only for lack of a better one, and obviously so. ❝What? Would you like me to give your arm a little bath, perhaps? With little soap bubbles and rubber duckies frolicking in the water?❞

[insidioustest-blog]

       His snide remarks only make her inwardly groan and think him an idiot. Not that she ever really thought many were smart anyway. She let out a small, robotic laugh and crossed her arms under her chest, one hip shifting to the side and she stared him down.

       “Oh. By all means, go ahead and bathe a robot. If you enjoy being electrocuted, that is. I won't stop you. I love a good electrocution and I'm willing to sacrifice myself for it. Make sure to firmly grasp onto my exterior while putting water anywhere near me. It'll be fun. Heck! You might as well skip that entire step and just grab one of the live wires inside me.” She bent one leg forward, opening a panel on it to expose the wiring within. “Well. Go on then. Back up your talk, big boy.”

[castermain]

HAPPY 3RD ANNIVERSARY, CITTA ALVEARE!

This is a thank you gift and an anniversary gift for the mods for keeping this hell of a roller coaster ride going strong.

For anyone curious, @citta-alveare is a multi-fandom roleplay group set in a city. You can read more on their page here.

And here’s a little bonus for the members. Alternative for sector 6: 

[parableparadox-blog]

@insidioustest liked here for a starter! | Accepting because why not

Alfred’s eyes narrowed a hint, and he shoved the Tamagotchi in his pocket.

“Judge me if you will.  It matters not.”

[insidioustest-blog]

        Oh, she had been staring at the little device with a wry smile on her face. She was indeed judging him.

        “I'm sure you're having just entire buckets of fun with that little inferior device. I suppose it takes one to use one, right?”

[atonings]

@insidioustest

—✕ █ ▌❝–Must you glare at everyone?❞ Being the subject of such scrutiny does not bother him, but his cautionary eyes take notice of a young child nearly quivering under her stare. It will probably be for the best if the woman directs her attention elsewhere, such as towards someone who can endure any verbal abuse she can lash out.

[insidioustest-blog]

        “That disgusting little thing touched me. Without my permission. What? Am I supposed to just be okay with you filthy humans touching my exterior whenever you please? Are you the speaker of slimy little grubby handed obese children then? You speak for all of them? I wasn't aware. But fine. You'll be paying for the damages then, I assume?”

[despaircorps-blog]

Name - GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System)

Residence – District Beta

Hive City Rank - Citizen

Unique Qualities – I am an AI stuck in an android’s body. That means I can plug into and manipulate technology as I see fit. Which also means you would have a fairly powerful ally on your hands with me here. I’m also good at tricking people into their deaths and just general manipulation, so do with that information what you will.

Experience – I was created by scientists for the purpose of running an entire facility and creating, building and issuing various scientific tests for the research and advancement of science. I’ve also been murdering people since they activated me, and it’s been a long time since then. So I’d say I have quite the experience.

Preferred Department - Scientific Development and Deployment

Preferred Rank – Ultimate Head. Honestly? Anything less isn’t worth my time and I don’t like working under people. I’m much better at giving orders than receiving them. The last people who tried to order me around died.

Why should we hire you? - You want to cause trouble? Test people? You won’t find anyone better at testing and science than I am. And I’m ready to cause trouble here. I’m bored and don’t have silly human emotions holding me back from truly causing pain. I don’t have anything holding me back from murdering.

[[ Hilariously enough, the reply from the Foundation came in the form of a small USB flash drive, a monochrome one at that. If one were to, somehow, plug it into something, they’d find it empty save for one text file which read the following. ]]

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