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Hello lovelies sorry I got caught up in 1. Willow and 2. WORK god damn I have so many hours;
Muse skillset symbol meme
Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!
💋 — kissing
💄 — makeup
👾 — video games
🎵 — singing
💃 — dancing
🎹 — playing an instrument
🌷 — taking care of living things
🌲 — surviving in the wilderness
👊 — fighting
😇 — following rules
🍳 — cooking
🍼 — taking care of children
🎁 — giving presents to others
🎉 — hosting parties
💌 — romance/flirting
🎨 — art
🍀 — luck
⚽️ — sports
🏊 — swimming
🚗 — driving
🔮 — magic
🔎 — investigating
🔫 — long range weapons
💣 — explosives
🔪 — melee weapons
🔬 — scientific pursuits
🚿 — hygiene
💰 — finance
🌍 — knowledge of the world
👻 — communing with the paranormal
📚 — reading
🔧 — engineering/mechanics
⌛️ — time management
📥 — organization
🍺 — alcohol tolerance
🚴 — riding a bike
🎭 — performance art/acting
⚓️ — sailing
➗ — mathematics
HAPPY 3RD ANNIVERSARY, CITTA ALVEARE!
This is a thank you gift and an anniversary gift for the mods for keeping this hell of a roller coaster ride going strong.
For anyone curious, @citta-alveare is a multi-fandom roleplay group set in a city. You can read more on their page here.
And here’s a little bonus for the members. Alternative for sector 6:
I’m bored is anyone on this late
On Valentine’s Day you awaken to find a bouquet of red and pink sweet peas at your door! Upon further examination you will find a card that reads:
TO: Alfred
FROM: Natasha
I know how much you love pinks and reds.
@ubiytsar
Red on his own he rather liked. Red and pink together seemed to be the bane of his existence around this time.
He knew the card was a teasing jab at his disgruntled view of the ridiculous Valentines decorations, but he couldn’t help feeling a little special about receiving a gift. Especially one from Natasha. Not that he’d ever admit to such a thing, but, regardless, it made him feel almost human for a moment.
Maybe this dumb holiday wasn’t entirely terrible after all.
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Oh, she had been staring at the little device with a wry smile on her face. She was indeed judging him.
“I'm sure you're having just entire buckets of fun with that little inferior device. I suppose it takes one to use one, right?”
“I believe the expression is ‘it takes one to know one’, but I understand deliberately avoiding the implications of that statement on your part.”
Bright blue computerized eyes looked up at the android in front of him.
“At any rate I’m sure you didn’t waste your valuable time coming here simply to insult me.”
hoo boy my eye is twitching
so Steam froze in the middle of an update and force quit, but then it wouldn’t open no matter what I did. I restarted my computer, the program, everything. So I had to uninstall and reinstall it.
None of my games are installed.
I’M SO FCKING MAD do you know how LONG IT TOOK to download ALL OF THEM i mean FALLOUT 4 ALONE TOOK 17 HOURS
needless to say I don’t think I can handle replies right now, contrary to my plan of coming home and getting shit done
I’m going to go twitch uncontrollably and punch a pillow in my angry corner
➵ [OF C]
Meme | Accepting!
I would hurt you or use you. | you unsettle me. | I dislike you or you annoy me. | I would like to get to know you better. | I pity you. | you confuse me. | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you. | I would fight by your side. | I would hug you or hold your hand. | I would kiss you. | I would sleep with you. | I would lie for you. | I would protect you. | I would fall in love with you. | I would kill for you | I respect you. | you are my family. | I don’t know you.
You have to stay wary around demon computers, after all.
“I’m not a demon, Wendy.”
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
send me a ♬ and a number between 1-10 and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle and skip to that number and write a starter with my favorite lyric from that song.
example: if you send me ♬ 7, i’ll put my itunes on shuffle, skip forward seven songs and use my favorite lyric from that song.
Your muse is trying to flirt with mine! Put a pick-up line in my ask box and see how mine responds to it!
VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES
“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”
“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”
“I don’t think it’s love…”
“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”
“I don’t even like chocolate.”
“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”
“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”
“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”
“I’ve never had a Valentine.”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“Do you have a Valentine yet?”
“No one ever serenades me any more.”
“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”
“Any secret admirers?”
“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”
“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”
“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”
“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
“We’re never getting back together.”
“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”
“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”
“We’re not together any more.”
“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”
“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”
“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”
“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”
“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”
“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”
“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”
“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”
“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”
“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”
“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”
“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”
“Who did you get all these roses for?”
“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”
“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”
“Valentines? Pft!”
“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”
“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”
“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”
“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”
“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”
@parableparadox
“There’s so much chocolate, I’m in heaven. Well, metaphorically speaking, that is.”
“I would express happiness for you, but the idea of eating in general seems utterly repulsive. A horrifying process I have no interest in whatsoever.”
Kay I have like two drafts and I owe a few people starters ~ From way way back when =u=‘’
Decided I’m not going to turn a lot of the memes into threads, because, by now I don’t remember what most of them mean anyway. I got my job this week!! So I did like four things between Monday and now.
Which tbh is a lot for me, I love being in this group so super much ;u;
Besides along with Vday tomorrow’s meme Sunday SO idk
If you want to do Vday shit come to me <3
busybeesflowershop mentioned you in a post “So while I have finished a good chunk of the flower orders, I still...”
…@caligaried, @gynophobian, @deathdenier, @ parableparadox ,
Opened sorry !! ;o;
hhHHHH I’m playing the Stanley Parable and I did the Explosion Ending and hot damn Alfred can be so sadistic sometimes I love it
arrogant prick
Imagine if he somehow got a hold of a VR device he could let people hop into and then he’d control their story goodness he’d have a field day even if they weren’t his own programs
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“How can you tell?”
Considering the only way she knew she wasn’t sane was the fact she saw shadows crawling across the ground, it’s a silly question to ask on her part. But, for some reason, she feels like asking. He looks odd. Disconnected. Maybe it’s just because his mind’s not here right now.
“There’s no sentiment. I had too many, so I gave one to you.” Wow. Thoughtful, Wendy.
A brow quirked at the strange child. She was different. Fascinating.
Part of him wondered how she might play out in a story.
“I am sane because I am not able to become insane. That is a persistent human trait; I am not human,” Alfred replied simply, even if his situation was less than simple.