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I love Albert Brooks so much.
And as we say in Denmark: "Tak for lort, GENERATION X! - Thanks for the shit Generation X. The art of Consumption! Consume till you evaporate - Consume this B****!
Hot & dirty shopping in Copenhagen
(Picture source: Politken)
Copenhagen is known for many things, one being the liberal relation to pornography and the ongoing legal sex industry. Denmark was the first country in the world to liberalise the written pornography in 1967, and the visual pornography in 1969. Since then the pornography have blossomed in Denmark, and although the internet have taken over much of the market today there are still traces of it all around Copenhagen. We have found 2 good stores to make your bedroom experience even better!
Agent Provocateur
(Picture source: AOK)
Most of all this store sells sophisticated and sexy ladies underwear. The main level of the store is designed as a showroom, where you can find leather whips with swarovski diamonds in or even golden handcuffs - items that lead the thoughts towards the soft and erotic. If you follow the stairs down, you will find yourself in a room filled with exclusive and hot underwear for women. Although expensive, you can get everything your heart desires in outstanding quality. And the whole experience is made better by the clerks being dressed up as american cafeteria workers in pink uniforms and pumps and exotic feathers.
Bedtime
(Picture source: AOK)
Bedtime is what you would refer to as a normal sex store. Here you can buy everything from dildos, vibrators, handcuffs and much much more. Bedtime specialises in sexy nightgowns in the price range of 300-500. Most of customers are women between 25-50 in relationships that seeks to spice up the relationship. Although the primary customers are women Bedtime offers a few items for men, such as anal vibrators and stimulators.Â
(Picture source: AOK)
There are of cause many other sex, erotic and pornography stores and shops in Copenhagen, and we strongly encourage you to go and visit some of them next time you swing by Copenhagen - Whether you are just curious or looking for something specific we are sure you will not be disappointedÂ
/Love InsightCopenhagen
Embarrassing Danish Drunken Walks
Have you ever seen any of your mates take a Nosedive or do the Lost Shoe Shuffle after too much to drink? What's your most embarrassing performance in a drinking role? Don't let a big night out with your mates bring you social shame. Think How You Drink and visit our handy online drinks calculator at: Drinkscalculator.com
#THINKHOWYOUDRINK - This campaign is the latest of Diageo. Adopted from: Drinkscalculator.com
Climb the walls - Weekend bubble *Sunday*
Blocs & Walls is a rather new centre where you can practice climbing and get a fun all around exercise. It is the biggest centre in the Nordics (aok.dk) and a challenging experience is available for everyone. Try it out!
 Source: aok.dk
 Rent of gear:
40 DDK climbing shoes
25 DDK rope break
50 DDK rope
25 DDK Strap
90 DDK for a complete set of rental gear
 Price: 95 DDK
Opening hours: 10-22
  Source: Blocs-walls.dk
Location: Blocs & Walls, Københavns Klatrecenter, Refshalevej 163 D, 1432 København K
Have you seen The unseen of Copenhagen?
Don't think so!
CphCph is a tribute to Copenhagen, to the buildings, the underground, the nights, the secret places, and the empty spaces. CphCph are two friends exploring the unseen of Copenhagen in a totally different way.
Feel free to visit their website here and learn more about their adventures.Â
What happend to Justin Bieber in Copenhagen?
JUSTIN JUSTIN JUSTIN and a whole lot of scream disrupted Bieber from continuing his singing when he visited Parken in Copenhagen Denmark in April last year.Â
Emotionally touched by this, Justin respectfully let the crowd of fans take over his show for at least 15 min, while at the same time enjoying the crowd bowing for him. Nevertheless, most of the time he couldn't control his flirtatious behavior, which kept the wheel rolling even faster through provoking and playful sexual attraction.
JUSTIN - You lucky ba****! <3
Weekend bubbles *Friday* *6th Issue*
Good noon everbody,
Back once again for some weekend fun & suggestions.
To get the Friday in the best possible manner we point you in the direction of a youthful and lively cocktailbar on Nørrebro.
Kassen
The cocktail bar is located on Nørrebrogade 18B. The bar opens it doors already at 1400 and the party runs until 0400. From opening till 2200 Kassen offers Happy Hour and live DJ, which ensures a great atmosphere that is worth travelling across the city for.
In addition - Should you fall for the place you are able to rent the place for your birthday, christmas lunch etc. Moreover you can also book a cocktail course.
Contact here
After a few drinks your stomach might start "talking" - In other words, it's time for a food-fix! Admit it, you are a food-junkie and tonights pusher is nothing less then one of Copenhagens best and trendy restaurants/pizzarias.
Restaurant Mother
Mother is located in the meat packing district (Kødbyen) in Copenhagen, once considered a cold and industrial part of the city, largely influenced by the red light district after dusk the area have over the last couple of years developed into a very trendy and colourful place to visit.
Mother is located at Høkerboderne 9-15  .  The opening hours are 1100-0100, but the kitchen closes at 2200, you are however more then welcome to stick around and enjoy drinks until closing time. We recommend that you try one of Mother's wonderful pizzas baked in their wood fuelled stone oven.Â
If you still have a bit of fight in you then why not swing by Copenhagens newest bar. Opening today Friday the 28th of February 2014.
1156
The bar is located on GasvĂŚrksvej 33. The team behind the bar are the owners of the award winning bar 1105. The concept of 1156 will be as the sisterbar, namely a cocktailbar. The decor is a mix of cool, smooth and classic furniture from around Europe all brought together to give a unique and metropolitan feeling.
The bar opens at 1700 and will remain open to 0200.
Have a wonderful Friday everyone!
/<3 Insightcopenhagen
Weekend Bubbles *Saturday* Issue 6
Experience Copenhagenâs pancake house, La PĂŠtanque. This place will offer you their main dish, home-made pancakes with a wide array of ingredients to combine with, including ham, eggs, goat cheese, honey, spinach, and a lot more.Â
As a pancake house offer, La PĂŠtanque serves a selection of sweet crepes for dessert or just an extra enjoyment.
Experience the cozy and relaxed atmosphere the pancake house are filled of, while you enjoy a fine, delicate and crispy pancake with fill after own wish.
Photo source: www.guide-to-copenhagen.com
Info and menu:
Where to find:
Rømersgade 9, 1362 København
How to spend the night
Experience the young uncrowned dancehall prince of Denmark, KAKA with his buddies Donkey Sound Band at Kulturhuset Islands Brygge in Copenhagen. This concert will be filled with dancehall music combined with the tones of reggae.
Some of you might know him from his concert on Pavilion Junior at Roskilde Festivalen 2013 and several other concerts around Copenhagen e.g. Christiania or Donkey Club.
Get an appetizer with KAKAâs latest hit âEn Sidste Sangâ â Danish radio stationsâ top hit right now!
Photo source: www.youtube.com
The concert starts at 21.00.
Click here for buying your ticket for only 61 DKR. Unfortunately, the amount of tickets are limited. Hurry up!
Where to find: Kulturhuset Islands Brygge Islands Brygge 18 2300 København S
Sky high - dinner at the Dining Room
Experience Copenhagen from the 25th floor while enjoying a delicious meal. The restaurant has arranged the room in a way that makes the amazing view available for all guests no matter which table is chosen.
 The Dining Room offers a well selected menu inspired by the European kitchen. You can select 3, 4 or 5 courses for 375 DDK, 435 DDK and 475 DDK. It is an experience in itself to dine here. Checkout the menu and get tempted. Their vine menu is highly recommendable as this carefully selected to complement the courses.
A perfect meal â A perfect view â A night to remember.
You will enter the restaurant through the Radisson Blu Scandina Hotel and in the back of the lobby elevators will take you to the 25th floor. Location: Amager Boulevard 20, Copenhagen S
Worlds smallest hotel & cafe
Yes, it is true, things just are smaller in Copenhagen, Denmark. Today we managed to find not just a small hotel, but the worlds smallest hotel. The hotel is located in Copenhagens once rough 'red-light district', but now also trendy part of the city. The hotel offers just one room thay used to be a shoemakers old workshop. Today the room is now nicely decorated in true Scandinavian style.
(Picture source: Central hotel & Cafe)
Downstairs the hotel invites you inside the worlds smallest coffee cafe with room for just 5 seated guests.
(Picture source: Central hotel & Cafe)
Although small, the hotel & cafe offers a lot of "hygge" (cozy/niceness/warmth), definitely a must see when in Copenhagen, if not for the night, then at least for a cop of joe..!
We found a video for you that explains a bit more about the concept
Watch the video hereÂ
If this caught your interest, click the link below to be directed to the Central Hotel & Cafe homepage where you can see more and book.
Visit the homepage here
Copenhagen Culture Network - March 2014
An update on cultural events in Copenhagen in March
Meet local watercolor painter Maya Korlas
Thursday 13, 19.30 free admission An evening in the name of Art. Maya Korlas will talk about her life ad an artist and show examples of her work
Read more and sign up hereÂ
Let the buildings do the talking
Excursion to Refshaleoen, where buildings tell stories meeting point Refshalevej 151, Monday 24, 12.30 tickets: 50 DKK Excursion to one of the most vibrant, secret places in Copenhagen. We shall follow the trail of past glory, and meet local artists that have Refshaleoen in their blood.
Read more and sign up for the event here
In addition, Copenhagen Culture Club also have a film club on the last Sunday of each month, always in original language with English subtitles. In march weâll have the French one. Check out this event here
Check out the Facebook group here
Only in DENMARK!
Ohh Yeee, Jokes... we can take!
Do you know why Michael Jackson wanted to buy Tivoli in Copenhagen, Denmark?
The answer is simply because it is a one of the most amazing theme parks in the world, with years of tradition in amusement and romance at the same time. Â
Located in the center of Copenhagen, Tivoli is an urban phenomenon and is surrounded by the town hall square, the Hans Christian Anderson house, and the main train station. It was founded by Georg Cartensen, who was given a five-year commission by King Christian VIII; Cartensen reportedly persuaded the king by telling him, âwhen the people are amused, they do not think about politics.â From the beginning, the park included restaurants, cafĂŠs, a theater, gardens and flower beds, a merry-go-round, and fanciful Oriental-style buildings.
            In 1964, the Beatles played at Tivoli. Michael Jackson offered to buy it. Walt Disney once described the park as âhappy, with an unbuttoned air,â and he borrowed heavily from its whimsy for Disneyland. Disney even told his wife, âNow this is what an amusement place should be!â But Tivoli is more tranquil than the Disney parks, perhaps more tranquil than any other theme park, full of cozy gardens and fountains and scattered benches.
DĂŚmonen (The Demon) roller coaster opened in 2004 and is one of the most expensive structures in the park. It is a floor-less coaster, which means that a riderâs legs dangle during the ride.
Tivoli is probably the most famous landmark in Copenhagen - if not in all of Denmark. In 1944, the Nazis attempted to burn it down. But the Danes rebuilt and reopened the park within weeks.
Adapted from: Atlasobscura
Urban self-reliance: Street fishing!
Over the last decade a lot of old trends, movements and virtues have had a radical make-over. People are moving into towns, big cities and capitals, at the same time it has become increasingly popular to be in touch with nature, to be self reliant and to less dependant on the supermarkets. City dwellers across the world have turned to urban farming - growing vegetables in unsual or unused city space, like on the picture below,
 (Picture source: Prags Have)
where Copenhageners are utilizing unsed plots left behind by the industry to grow tomatoes. Another idea have been window farming, where citizens grow herbs in their windows.Â
(Picture source: Ars Electronic)
This re-invention of the being close to nature is not restricted to vegetables and herbs, for some this means having chickens in the yard behind apartment blogs, living off the bio waste the apartment blog produces, or even keeping bees on the roof!Â
But it dosent stop here. Hunting have also been adapted to the city life. Of cause not hunting for buck or deer, first off there isnt a lot of those animals in the cities, and secondly it would be illegal and dangerous for us all. What we mean here is that city dwellers are taking back the streams, rivers and lakes which cities like Copenhagen are full off. This trend is known as 'Street Fishing' or 'Urban Fishing'.
(Picture source: Børsen)
In Copenhagen the municipality have spotted this trend and are supporting it by pointing out three places in Copenhagen where you are welcome to catch dinner (if you are that lucky), in Nordhavn, Lynetten and Slusen. Officially you are however required to have your paperwork in order. But a fishing license is easily bought online and prices start at 15kr (2Euro) which makes it affordable for everyone. It is however recommend that you only eat trout, garfish and cod as other types of fish may contain to high values of mercury.Â
Some Copenhageners have taken it a step further and are fishing outside the law in the lakes and streams of Copenhagen, where the fish have been untouched for decades. It's both an accelerating and fascinating way of using the city and it's resources. The largest registered pike to date  was 10kg and caught just 300m from the main square in Copenhagen, Denmarks capital. To some extend it is amazing that you can catch such an ferocious killer just meters from your city apartment.
(Picture source: Gordon P. Henriksen)Â
Perhaps it is time that the citizens take back their cities and utilize the resources that are right there on your doorstep.Â
Feel inspired? Check this video shoot by some Copenhagen Street FishersÂ
Copenhagen street fishing video
/Much love InsightCopenhagen <3
Fastelavn â the Danesâ Halloween
This Sunday you can experience Copenhagen when we dress up and knock on doors or just go crazy. It is a tradition a lot like Halloween called ââFastelavnââ. Kids jump into their costumes knock on doors, get candy and sing songs.
...But It is not just a kidsâ activity! Here are some ideas for a costumeâŚ
Dress up like the popular game ââTetrisââ
 Source: temashop.dk
âŚor get track of you troops in this military jumpsuit
 Source: temashop.dk
âŚor a human fart cushion?
 Source: temashop.dk
âŚor grab your horse like a real cowboy and make people smile.
 Source: temashop.dk
Have fun!
Do something that do not matter or just kill the time!
Photo source: gregbeazley.com
Is your creativity or imagination for how to spend your day gone? - Here are some great ideas for how to use it wisely or perhaps not!
1. Exercising is always an option. By exercising, you'll kill the time while you remain healthy and feel great afterwards â Win-win! If you are not a member of a fitness club perhaps you can take a walk around âSøerneâ or ride your bike through Copenhagen.
2. Youâre not into exercising - fair enough! Perhaps youâll rather use your time inside. Spend your time checking out nice and interesting sites at the Internet. You might get inspired to gain a new hobby. 3. We all know it. The next exam is just around the corner waiting for you. However, do not panic⌠If you do not know how to spend your day, look at it now. Youâll never lose by studying even more! 4. Who is saying that writing a diary isnât funny! Waste of time, no. You might learn something by writing one.
Photo source: www.lolwall.co
5. Perhaps you have a hidden talent. Why not discover this by trying to complete it through a new interest. This could be painting, decorating or designing. Perhaps youâre tired of your old interest, now you have the opportunity for finding a new one instead.
6. Facebook will always be fun! Search after new groups to become a member of at Facebook. This is filled with fun and youâll might discover some groups you could not imagine existed.
7. If you spend your time on Facebook anyway you could search after your old friends from your childhood you have searched for forever. Perhaps you get the opportunity for reviving the contact again!
8. Create your own blog! This is filled with fun and you are using a lot of time on creating one. Tell everybody about your interests and how much you care about them. Perhaps you can give others advise about your interests as well.
9. Spoil yourself! Give yourself a pedicure, put on a facemask, scrub of your skin and remove all dead skin cells, all wonderful things you do not have the time to do every day.