Corno Forte

I call myself Yuuri, but that's not who I was. Note: This is a mostly sane Airi. (Indie RPer for Puella Magi Kazumi Magica. But anyone can roleplay with me)

[insignificentyuuri]

"Mmmmm, chocolate. Can I have some?" Without waiting for an answer she licked some of it off the girl.

STARE!

"… You look familiar. Who are you?"

[justanothermagicalgirl]

"Hi, my name’s Kyu. I like fun things, and sweet things." She licked some more chocolate off the girl. "Oh wait! Who are you?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"Kyu…?" Amber eyes blankly stared at the girl who was licking chocolate off of her body as if it were delicious. Well… chocolate was delicious, but it didn’t change the fact that this girl was just licking her. Her appearance, her mannerisms, her eyes… they all reminded Yuuri of a certain thing that enraged her to no end.

"Stop doing that," came out of her mouth. Her tone was as cold as ice, her stare capable of freezing mountains. "You’re… Kyu? Like Kyubey?"

[justanothermagicalgirl]

Kyu stared at the girl and cocked her head to the left. “Huh? My name is Kyu Bei, not all in one silly. Come on, the chocolate isn’t gonna lick itself off.” She licked some more off.

[insignificentyuuri]

Kyu Bei. That sounded so much like Kyubey. She looked so much like the rat too. This could only mean one thing…

It WAS the rat.

"You… you… how dare you… GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Yuuri shoved the “Incubator” away from her, absolute hate and fury radiating from her eyes. “DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGIVE YOU IF YOU CHANGED YOUR SHAPE LIKE THAT?!!”

[justanothermagicalgirl]

"Changes my shape? What are you talking about? What did I do?" Kyu was hurt, then confused. What was this girl talking about? "I’m not an incubator, I’m just a magi."

[insignificentyuuri]

"A... magi? YOU?"

The blonde spat out those words harshly. She didn't care at all for the denials of the actually real Magical Girl. Her anger had blinded her all too well to the girl's honesty. "Don't LIE to me! You're always lying! Always lying about everything!" 

[pr1nceshawn]

What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.

[crystalbahl]

I love this duck

[shaish]

I never thought of that this is genius.

[peppermint-altoids-deactivated2]

huh.

[ghdos-blog]

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

[buffaluff]

a friendly reminder

[babygirlintheshadows]

real life P.S.A..

[angelicdaze]

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

[palavenblues-blog]

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Just in case anyone needs it.

[boozybakerr]

Salted and Malted Nutella Caramel Cookies

Where Alcohol Is The Main Ingredient

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"YOU!" Cue dramatic posing. "It's you Kazumi!"

"Its ME? What is it me for?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"It’s you for this!" The blonde stomped over and presented her newest acquisition: a photo of Kazumi in a maid outfit. Instead of being happy though, the blonde was absolutely agitated. "Is this really you or a fake? Someone gave me this photo and said it was on the Internet!"

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Oh, yeah, thats me. I wore it at the halloween party a year ago and photos were posted online. I wouldn’t worry about it too much."

[insignificentyuuri]

"… Oh."

Well that deflated her quickly. What was the point of absolute rage if she couldn’t unleash her anger on something. That was just no good. Her mind wandered to the picture she had seen of the girl. There had to be something she could do with it?

That was when the idea hit her.

Airi’s face slowly blossomed into a wide and quite evil grin. “Kazumi~!! I have an idea!”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Ooooh? You have an idea? Do tell! Do tell!" Kazumi had been having a rather slow day, and the look on Yuuri’s face was beginning to excite her as to the possibilities they could do.

Kazumi might be picking up Yuuri’s penchant for mischief. God help us all.

[insignificentyuuri]

It was doubtful that Kazumi would ever go the same lengths Airi would to end her crushing boredom. This idea came more from her disappointment at an outlet closing so suddenly more than actually being bored. “Do you still have the maid outfit?”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Mmm! Its in my closet! I think Umi-chan and Kaoru-chan still have the ones they wore for the party as well. You want to see me in it?" She chirped happily, smiling at the blonde cheerfully.

[insignificentyuuri]

"Great!"

Airi’s smile grew ever so brighter at the news, “Do you want to have some fun with it? More than just wear it? I haven’t done anything fun in forever…,” she pouted at the end of her mini-rant. It was an exaggeration of her current feelings. That it was still her feelings couldn’t be denied though. “I have a uniform similar to that. The idea of being a maid wouldn’t leave me alone a couple of years ago…”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"I might be willing." Kazumi gave a playful grin. "What are you thinking? Someone you’d have me go and serve for the day?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"Even better!"

The blonde was now bouncing on her heels, her other persona becoming more dominant. "I was thinking that we could pretend to be maids for people that we know! Random acts of service! We would have to pretend not to know them though... It's not as fun if we break character."

[abs-gabs]

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

[deathtasteslikechicken]

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

[elusivebovine]

I will never not reblog this

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

Doctors: Children need 8-9 hours of sleep in order to be well-rested and ready for the day.

Schools: Hmm…let’s start school at 8:00 a.m.- 3:00 p.m., give them six hours of homework, expect them to be healthy and involved in sports, be able to do things for service hours, and have a good social life.

*later*

Schools: Why are so many people failing? Why is everybody so depressed and anxious? Why is everybody so tired? Well, maybe you should all get to sleep earlier so you can be well-rested!

Doctors: *facepalm*

Students: kill us

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"YOU!" Cue dramatic posing. "It's you Kazumi!"

"Its ME? What is it me for?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"It’s you for this!" The blonde stomped over and presented her newest acquisition: a photo of Kazumi in a maid outfit. Instead of being happy though, the blonde was absolutely agitated. "Is this really you or a fake? Someone gave me this photo and said it was on the Internet!"

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Oh, yeah, thats me. I wore it at the halloween party a year ago and photos were posted online. I wouldn’t worry about it too much."

[insignificentyuuri]

"… Oh."

Well that deflated her quickly. What was the point of absolute rage if she couldn’t unleash her anger on something. That was just no good. Her mind wandered to the picture she had seen of the girl. There had to be something she could do with it?

That was when the idea hit her.

Airi’s face slowly blossomed into a wide and quite evil grin. “Kazumi~!! I have an idea!”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Ooooh? You have an idea? Do tell! Do tell!" Kazumi had been having a rather slow day, and the look on Yuuri’s face was beginning to excite her as to the possibilities they could do.

Kazumi might be picking up Yuuri’s penchant for mischief. God help us all.

[insignificentyuuri]

It was doubtful that Kazumi would ever go the same lengths Airi would to end her crushing boredom. This idea came more from her disappointment at an outlet closing so suddenly more than actually being bored. “Do you still have the maid outfit?”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Mmm! Its in my closet! I think Umi-chan and Kaoru-chan still have the ones they wore for the party as well. You want to see me in it?" She chirped happily, smiling at the blonde cheerfully.

[insignificentyuuri]

"Great!"

Airi's smile grew ever so brighter at the news, "Do you want to have some fun with it? More than just wear it? I haven't done anything fun in forever...," she pouted at the end of her mini-rant. It was an exaggeration of her current feelings. That it was still her feelings couldn't be denied though. "I have a uniform similar to that. The idea of being a maid wouldn't leave me alone a couple of years ago..."

[rauhlablunt]

tell me something you dig about me on anon

[insignificentyuuri]

"Mmmmm, chocolate. Can I have some?" Without waiting for an answer she licked some of it off the girl.

STARE!

"… You look familiar. Who are you?"

[justanothermagicalgirl]

"Hi, my name’s Kyu. I like fun things, and sweet things." She licked some more chocolate off the girl. "Oh wait! Who are you?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"Kyu…?" Amber eyes blankly stared at the girl who was licking chocolate off of her body as if it were delicious. Well… chocolate was delicious, but it didn’t change the fact that this girl was just licking her. Her appearance, her mannerisms, her eyes… they all reminded Yuuri of a certain thing that enraged her to no end.

"Stop doing that," came out of her mouth. Her tone was as cold as ice, her stare capable of freezing mountains. "You’re… Kyu? Like Kyubey?"

[justanothermagicalgirl]

Kyu stared at the girl and cocked her head to the left. “Huh? My name is Kyu Bei, not all in one silly. Come on, the chocolate isn’t gonna lick itself off.” She licked some more off.

[insignificentyuuri]

Kyu Bei. That sounded so much like Kyubey. She looked so much like the rat too. This could only mean one thing...

It WAS the rat.

"You... you... how dare you... GET AWAY FROM ME!"

Yuuri shoved the "Incubator" away from her, absolute hate and fury radiating from her eyes. "DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGIVE YOU IF YOU CHANGED YOUR SHAPE LIKE THAT?!!"

[mischixvous-blog]

FUCK sentence starters

"Fuck off." "Fuck this." "Fuck that." "Fuck me." "Fuck you." "Fuck everything." "Let’s fuck." "Fucking hell." "Fuck."

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"YOU!" Cue dramatic posing. "It's you Kazumi!"

"Its ME? What is it me for?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"It’s you for this!" The blonde stomped over and presented her newest acquisition: a photo of Kazumi in a maid outfit. Instead of being happy though, the blonde was absolutely agitated. "Is this really you or a fake? Someone gave me this photo and said it was on the Internet!"

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Oh, yeah, thats me. I wore it at the halloween party a year ago and photos were posted online. I wouldn’t worry about it too much."

[insignificentyuuri]

"… Oh."

Well that deflated her quickly. What was the point of absolute rage if she couldn’t unleash her anger on something. That was just no good. Her mind wandered to the picture she had seen of the girl. There had to be something she could do with it?

That was when the idea hit her.

Airi’s face slowly blossomed into a wide and quite evil grin. “Kazumi~!! I have an idea!”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Ooooh? You have an idea? Do tell! Do tell!" Kazumi had been having a rather slow day, and the look on Yuuri’s face was beginning to excite her as to the possibilities they could do.

Kazumi might be picking up Yuuri’s penchant for mischief. God help us all.

[insignificentyuuri]

It was doubtful that Kazumi would ever go to the same lengths Airi would to end her crushing boredom. This idea came more from her disappointment at an outlet closing so suddenly more than actually being bored. “Do you still have the maid outfit?”

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"YOU!" Cue dramatic posing. "It's you Kazumi!"

"Its ME? What is it me for?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"It’s you for this!" The blonde stomped over and presented her newest acquisition: a photo of Kazumi in a maid outfit. Instead of being happy though, the blonde was absolutely agitated. "Is this really you or a fake? Someone gave me this photo and said it was on the Internet!"

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"Oh, yeah, thats me. I wore it at the halloween party a year ago and photos were posted online. I wouldn’t worry about it too much."

[insignificentyuuri]

"... Oh."

Well that deflated her quickly. What was the point of absolute rage if she couldn't unleash her anger on something. That was just no good. Her mind wandered to the picture she had seen of the girl. There had to be something she could do with it?

That was when the idea hit her.

Airi's face slowly blossomed into a wide and quite evil grin. "Kazumi~!! I have an idea!"

[insignificentyuuri]

"Mmmmm, chocolate. Can I have some?" Without waiting for an answer she licked some of it off the girl.

STARE!

"… You look familiar. Who are you?"

[justanothermagicalgirl]

"Hi, my name’s Kyu. I like fun things, and sweet things." She licked some more chocolate off the girl. "Oh wait! Who are you?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"Kyu...?" Amber eyes blankly stared at the girl who was licking chocolate off of her body as if it were delicious. Well... chocolate was delicious, but it didn't change the fact that this girl was just licking her. Her appearance, her mannerisms, her eyes... they all reminded Yuuri of a certain thing that enraged her to no end.

"Stop doing that," came out of her mouth. Her tone was as cold as ice, her stare capable of freezing mountains. "You're... Kyu? Like Kyubey?"

[greenlightallthegamesx-deactiva]

"YOU!" Cue dramatic posing. "It's you Kazumi!"

"Its ME? What is it me for?"

[insignificentyuuri]

"It's you for this!" The blonde stomped over and presented her newest acquisition: a photo of Kazumi in a maid outfit. Instead of being happy though, the blonde was absolutely agitated. "Is this really you or a fake? Someone gave me this photo and said it was on the Internet!"

[inboxideas]

KILL MY CHARACTER

KILL THEM

DO IT RIGHT NOW

ANON OR NOT IDONTCARE

[boozybakerr]

Hazelnut Pecan Cheesecake Bars

[darexme-deactivated20150727]

What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?