burritos.

insomnia. i do not sleep. ever. which should be enough explanation.

[djjamesstockdale-deactivated201]

[sirfrogsworth]

BAT RAVE ACTIVATE

[newtonpermetersquare]

I love this meme format

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hanchewie]

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

[insomnialy]

only reason i have any social media at all

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

a warning

[dietaryfiber-deactivated2018092]

we have Ten Days

[insomnialy]

i have been waiting my whole life for this

[mapsontheweb]

How close do their borders come to?

[changeling-ash]

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

[metrickulous]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Ai is not destroying humanity.

[weloveshortvideos]

so cute

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

the age old tale

[excima]

oh my god…

[insomnialy]

YES

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[newtonpermetersquare]

One day, the Americans looked down at their feet and said, “We’re gonna use these to measure stuff, but also not really.”

[newtonpermetersquare]

Be different, be another language-scientists

[catchymemes]

[shiftythrifting]

[insomnialy]

reposting again because i was not joking

[shiftythrifting]

[insomnialy]

i just googled this, found it on ebay, and bought it.

[catchymemes]