diner cook, professionally nosey

Side blog: @sourfacedlemon, @henricus-danger-rex AO3: TheAceApples, SourFacedLemon. Extremely queer. AroAce but in an Evil™ way. Previously @thefreelancercollaboration, previously @thefreelancerdivision. Appropriately nicknamed "Salty McEnthusiasm".

[aces-to-apples]

Active AO3 account: SourFacedLemon (Fic Masterlist Tumblr Post)

Inactive AO3 account (primarily Star Wars): TheAceApples

[smut-wars-exchange]

I just finished my assignment but only now realized they have to stay anonymous until creator reveals... It's fanart and I normally sign my fanart in case it gets reposted ;;

Is it possible to upload a smaller version with the signature censored until creator reveals and then replace it with the full resolution signed version? Or is there a better option?

Hello! We've discussed this and thought we'd already put guidance in the rules. We'll do so just now.

We're going to follow the lead of other exchanges and say that art, podfic, fanvids can include the artist's usual signature/watermark/credit etc. This is because there is often flimsier anonymity anyway, and, as you've pointed out, theft and reposting is a higher concern.

[b-side-takes]

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[vin-at-thehub]

Hey so. Child of an influencer here, you’ve hit the nail on the head pretty well. I spent my childhood slowly learning that being happy around my mother would end up as just a way to make content. I stopped being around my mother, I stopped smiling around her, I ran, physically ran when I saw cameras, to this day I have to beg her to put her phone away whenever we’re hanging out. To this day when I do anything for her the first thing I see her do is open her phone and it makes me want to stop doing nice things. With my friends I always duck out of photos or push them away when it comes to things like that, even though I love them and I don’t want them to think I don’t want to hangout—if we plan on going somewhere “aesthetic” I make an excuse. I hate my body in the mirror because every photo of me online is filtered. My skin was bleached as a child. My mother had be use foundation to make it look lighter by the time I was 10. I feel gross looking at my skin. I feel worse wearing makeup. My biggest fear is being recorded. I’m convinced there are always eyes on me. I don’t feel safe crying in my own home because What If Someone Can See Me.

[laslloronas]

Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

[laslloronas]

I wasnt kidding btw

THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

@singusasongchousthepigeonman

[sourfacedlemon]

🔒 "little bright things"

Written for nirejseki (@robininthelabyrinth) for the Fandom 5K Exchange 2026!

The worst, last day of Commander Ponds's life gets interrupted.

Rating: Teen Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett Relationships: Boba Fett/CC-6454 | Ponds, Din Djarin & Boba Fett, Boba Fett & Boba Fett Additional Tags: Time Travel, Episode: s02e22 Lethal Trackdown (Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2008), Fix-It of Sorts, CC-6454 | Ponds Lives, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Jango Fett-Critical, Post-Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett (TV) Season/Series 01, Cloneshipping | Clone Trooper/Clone Trooper Relationships (Star Wars), Identity Shenanigans Words: 5559

[mirainikki]

you are white before you are trans and i feel like some of y'all forget that

[mirainikki]

this post is proof that white people hate it when you tell them they hold privilege over people of color

[abigailspinach]

[sarahwestcott]

Information about the two new tests:

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Saliva and gut sensor-based tests hailed as ‘gamechanger’ for millions of women who can wait years for diagnosis

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EndoSure offers the only Tier 1, non-invasive diagnostic test for endometriosis with 99% accuracy in under 30 minutes, helping to improve wo

NICE recommends non-invasive tests that could speed up endometriosis diagnoses

Two diagnostic technologies that could speed up NHS diagnoses of endometriosis in primary care have been recommended by the National Institu

Apparently you can do a saliva test kit at home:

A saliva test for endometriosis providing a reliable diagnosis within just a few days. A new era in the diagnosis of endometriosis, marked b

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use

/ban user:1153984868804468756

to get rid of it.

if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.

[katana-kitsune]

adding this to the list… 🫩 5. 5 bots you have to fucking ban from discord that they added without your permission. What the absolute fuck.

Discord bots you need to ban

1104973139257081909

1288638725869535283

1090660574196674713

1104973139257081909

1153984868804468756

[multiverse-of-misfits]

how do I ban them?

[mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur]

I have the same question. I can’t figure out how to ban them from my servers. And I have a lot of servers that I’d very much prefer to keep them out of.

[gravemagicks]

If you have ownership or admin permissions on the server, you'll want to individually paste these bans as messages somewhere in your server (I used "general" for mine). Otherwise, you'll need to contact the owner or an admin to ban the bots for you:

/ban user:1153984868804468756 delete_messages:Don't Delete Any reason:AI

/ban user:1104973139257081909 delete_messages:Don't Delete Any reason:AI

/ban user:1288638725869535283 delete_messages:Don't Delete Any reason:AI

/ban user:1090660574196674713 delete_messages:Don't Delete Any reason:AI

PS -- I saw a couple of duplicate bots in the original post, so I was only able to verify 4 individual bots to ban

[nikoanesti]

Real shit

[prismatic-bell]

So based on the way I just read this out loud, I 100% think it should be released as an audition monologue, and I'm 10000% serious. if I were overseeing auditions for Shakespeare somebody's timing on those "fuck off"s and their ability to pronounce and emphasize "harem of fart sommeliers" would tell me everything I needed to know. This is a work of art fueled by rage, and what's more, it's true.

[wizardysseus]

the thing about CC is that she did plagiarize. she was found guilty of plagiarism and banned from fanfiction dot net! she plagiarized pamela dean, among others, and lied about it repeatedly! it happened! and regardless of whatever else she writes, regardless of whether the publishing industry and her fans trust her not to do it again, regardless of how many times her wikipedia page gets scrubbed clean, that will always have happened! so it is not in fact cruel gossip, but a factually true statement, to say that she plagiarized and i'm not interested in supporting her or giving her the benefit of the doubt because she plagiarized and lied about it repeatedly! fuck!

[wizardysseus]

what really incenses me about cassandra clare — and forgive me for bringing this up again, but i don't think i've articulated this point yet — is not that i believe she is currently plagiarizing. any accusations i've seen about recent work seem to me to be superficial. but even if one could prove that she never plagiarized again once she started publishing, it wouldn't matter to me, because she chose to capitalize on her fandom history. while trying to distance herself from what she did, she made a brand out of the fanfic pen name "cassandra clare" and continues to profit off the reputation and fanbase that she amassed while she was, provably, a plagiarist.

you don't get to do that and bury the things that made you famous. as an individual, as a human being, she is capable of change and any other good qualities you may want to ascribe. but she built her career on lies. professionally, i don't understand why she gets to move on.

[toppingilyarozanov]

the worst part for me--worse than building her career on plagiarism--is that her career was also built on a truly reprehensible level of harassment. she told her followers to help get her unbanned from FFN (as if that would ever happen) and they spent months harassing the site owner and several abuse team members. one of them, after enduring extensive abuse, ended up in the hospital.

this was just the beginning of the harassment, though. CC additionally used her friend heidi, a lawyer, to send cease & desist letters and other forms of legal harassment against ppl. none of it would hold up in court and these sort of things weren't even heidi's area of expertise as a lawyer, but it still happened.

CC was such a terrible serial harasser that people started to leave her alone about the plagiarism stuff after a while because it was just not worth her blowing up your entire spot. not just with her lawyer, but with her minions who harassed targets on her behalf. getting a deluge of harassment is a horrible experience that hurts people, so of course people tried to avoid it.

i hate CC because she hurt lots of people. she did it intentionally, repeatedly, and with singular focus on covering her own ass no matter who she hurt.

she has the career she has now because of her harassment of fandom as much as the plagiarism.

[alessandriana]

receipts

fanlore article

[imaginarylands4000]

[flowersforthemachines]

you know what the funniest thing about this is. nobody made him say it like that. Rook doesn't ask him to swear on anything, he really just props up his bullshit on the corpses of everything he's ever done wrong completely unprompted

[catie-does-things]

Some people want Star Wars to be about "anyone can be a hero" but I think it's more accurate to say it's about anyone can be a villain —but no one has to be. Like Luke could have easily fallen to the dark side but he made the choice to reject acting out of anger, to lay down his weapon, to reach out to his father instead. And Anakin has good intentions but still does tremendous evil but he doesn't have to stay that way, he too can still choose good in the end. Anyone can become a villain but no one has to be one, even someone who has fallen already.

[starwarsgenerator]

i think of this bo-katan as being found dead in miami

[starwarsgenerator]

#funnier in a darth maul voice (via @nightsisters)