[kmnco8]

I love Solaire

[spcesatellite]

Guess who finally finished a piece lmao

[reistkult]

[malwarechips]

i hate other trans men more and more each day

[malwarechips]

can trans women have like, anything? at all? or do we feel the need to steal everything from them and harass them and get them banned just because .ummm. checks notes. its not about men...?

[malwarechips]

like im sorry (im not) but we all have to shut up sometimes. you fuckers are out here talking about "trans solidarity/unity" but you cant stand to see a trans woman happy? are you stupid? are you an idiot on purpose? and then when a trans man DARES to stand up for a trans woman you act like theyre some huge traitor for not following your transmisogynistic hate campain. im tired of it. suck it up, sit down, and shut your fucking mouths. stop being the exact fucking thing everyone hates men for then wondering why everyone hates your ass

[malwarechips]

back on this now that im not busy and typing it between breaks. because im still pissed. the ""community"" of trans men on this fucking site is an echo chamber. every single time i meet another trans man on this website, my first thought is never "oh, yay! another person like me!" its ALWAYS "okay, but are you normal about trans women?" and the answer is almost always a very strong no. get your FUCKING shit together and support the people who fucking need it most in this transmisogynistic hellhole of a website.

[malwarechips]

if you arent loudly and openly supportive of trans women then i'm just going to assume youre not supportive of them at all, and honestly that assumption is usually right

[viv36c]

I made some Solaire reaction pics

you can use it if you want

[tdutchartist]

... My knight oh sweet knight ...

[yiranntofu]

left to right introducing: Dr Pancake, Sir Toast and Mister Croissant

[pigeoncrumbsz]

A whole wheelbarrow full!!

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[turtletoads]

shaxx has lived in my head for 8 slutty, slutty years

[confusion-n-delay]

[whetstonefires]

One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

[nudityandnerdery]

A modern adaptation of Dracula where you keep seeing Jonathan Harker’s face on bus stop bench ads for his realtor office.

[daddygrandpaandthebeaver]

#“This client doesn’t seem to exist online; a bit strange. But he’s elderly so it’s not that unusual” -Jonathan about to make a mistake – @capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy

[prokopetz]

I was about to joke about Quincey Morris still being a cowboy, but then it occurred to me that he’s not actually a cowboy in the source material, is he? He’s the wealthy heir of a Texas ranch-owning family who just acts like an Old West cowboy. If anything, that’s even more plausible today than it was in 1897.

[roach-works]

let’s see dracula shrug off getting hit with one of these country cosplay motherfuckers

[insomniaticvoids]

The cursed combo of my darkest dungeon fixation being full swing again and not being able to use wifi so no game.... may just do some fanart instead...

[petitecreme]

Crusader and Highwayman

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[ingoldthewizard]

Cooking is such a leap of faith, even if you've made that exact thing before.

[shadeykris]

the friend shaped foe ⚔️🌕✨

[razables]

i think my new calling in life is drawing bad dark souls art that maybe 10 people see