Advice is always genius negativity.

Your name is PICKLE INSPECTOR, and at the age of TWENTY SIX, you are nowhere near as HOOPY of a FROOD as you thought you would be. It is a BALMY SUMMER EVENING and you no longer feel as DISCONCERTED as you have in the past. What will you do? ♦ ♥ Current Magic Anon status: M!A None independent human!Pickle Inspector roleplaying blog. Icon credited: Barky but I'm too lazy to put a direct link because he changes his URL so goddamn much but image used with permission.

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[[heres the new blog.]]

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[[just a psa in case anyone still follows this blog:

I’m remaking it and will link once it’s finished.

it’ll still be the same everything, same url, same theme, same pages, same guy, just, a fresh start.

thanks. <3]]

[theyreonlynoodles]

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC

[micdotcom]

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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(via catp0rn, jinakanishi)

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taylorswift

[officialtaylornation]

iM CRYING YOU ALL HAVE TO WATCH THIS

[taylorswift]

I CANNOT BREATHE

[imessaged]

oh my god

[scribbledonskin]

inspectionsandtea replied to your post:Are you all satisfied with your lives?

With where it currently is, yes. From where I was before, no, I’m not, but there’s no changing the past, so I tend not to dwell on it too much.

That’s true! You can’t change the past, not at all— Not unless you’re a time obsessed freak like Tony.

Do you think that in the future you’ll accomplish anything big enough to make your existence worth it? I always worry that I am a waste of resources. 

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I don't know if I'll make a difference the entire world recognizes, but I'm not worried about that.

I make a difference in the lives of all the people I know and interact with, and even though it's a small one, sometimes it affects them enough to affect other people, and the ripple carries on long enough to have far-reaching impacts on its own.

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I just sneezed so hard I cracked my face off the keyboard.

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inspectionsandtea replied to your post:someone should talk 2 Me tbh

*hands you a copy of Folie A Deux in the street* Have you heard about our lord and savior Fall Out Boy?

never in My 20 yrs

who is he

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Friend allow me to educate you.

Fall Out Boy is an American rock band formed in Wilmette, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, in 2001. The band consists of vocalist/guitarist Patrick Stump, bassist Pete Wentz, guitarist Joe Trohman, and drummer Andy Hurley. The band originated from Chicago's hardcore punk scene, with which Wentz was heavily involved. The group was formed by Wentz and Trohman as a pop punk side project of their respective hardcore bands, and Stump joined shortly thereafter. The group went through a succession of drummers before landing Hurley and recording their debut album, Take This to Your Grave (2003), which became an underground success and helped the band gain a dedicated fanbase through heavy touring, as well as some moderate commercial success.

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{I should rly geT ON THIS BLOG A LOT MORE...}

[sideb00b]

congrats. i give you all your honorary high school diploma 

[sideb00b]

shit it got better 

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

[laughingsquid]

Cautious Pit Bull Barks Fearfully at an Innocent Pineapple Until Her Human Shows Her That It’s Safe

[sexioto]

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

yes maybelline

idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

lol me 2 

is this the color of chilli though

ok what

?????

????????

[jethrocane]

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

[thursday]

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

[jadedofmara]

#but until I reach that point I’m a fucking delight and you should appreciate that

[andromedahonks]

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

[nishinoyay]

Don't you know that the kids aren't all, kids aren't alright