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It has been an honor to make you cum 💦😢

Love you all! ❤️❤️

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[instantdreamsuit]

STAY IN TOUCH

To all my followers and all friends. The new rules from tumblr will no longer allow to blog porn. So I’ll shut down my blog here at 17 of december 2018 for ever. Those who are interested in keeping connection you’ll find me on kik teningen, xhamster teningen or Twitter mrw79331 Thanks to all my followers for their friendship. Bye😪

[oliraptor]

Luke London 2018 / Oliraptor / Instagram

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[joriskiss]

Fuck tumblr puritanism campaign against nudity on adult restricted blogs

[slavekirby-deactivated20250404]

Sign the Petition

tumblr.com: Allow NSFW content on Tumblr.

These petitions don’t always work, but this is probably the best way of letting Tumblr know it is a shitty decision. At least its a better way than just posting angry posts.

Or, maybe, if enough people sign it another party might offer to take over the nsfw part of Tumblr. Whatever, once that number goes in the 7 digits it’s bound to do something.

Just sign and reblog.

[evolusmell]

So Liebe tumblr User und followers…

Wohin führt uns nun die Reise nach dem 18. Dezember? Irgendjemand eine Idee?

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Humiliation - Degradation

[instantdreamsuit]

Scott Tatham on Twitter

“Haha that is Hilarious Dildocember #dildocember”

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Gianluca

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[unashamed-males]

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Daniel 22 Sklavearsch von mir.

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SUBMISSION - OBEDIENCE IS PURPOSE - EXIST TO SERVE