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i'm nicole and i like instant noodles

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[instantnooclles-blog]

My parents: why do you always keep your door shut? What are you hiding?

Me: I've been listening to the same song for 8 hours I was trying to be considerate

[madamn-juana]

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[benedictsvestcollection]

This is the best joke Disney has ever made. 

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When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

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[fistinginferno]

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

[tiralatele]

[qweety-deactivated20180906]

I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tank.sinatra)

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[memewhore]

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@siouxerz

[kingjaffejoffer]

Soccer Dad Gettin His

[rxvhh]

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership 

[jeangrey]

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this

[nayota]

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