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Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

I dont know what this is but I want to be on it.

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel: The French Lesbian Eiffel Tower Murder Mystery Period Costume Drama of Color in Which ZERO Lesbians Die that You’ve Been Waiting For

opens-up-4-nobody

Someone asked for a thing on drawing girls so here’s me awkwardly drawing with a phone in my hand :-P

#art #ref

fnaf-against-cgl

Dear Terfs,

You’re not allowed to watch the Matrix or any of it’s follow up movies. You’re not allowed to watch anything made by the Wachowski sisters. Why you might ask? Because the Wachowski sisters are trans women and we all know how you feel about them. If you like Super Jail you’re not allowed to watch that either.

Would anyone else like to add to the list of things Terfs aren’t allowed to watch and like?

~Mod Purple Guy

abandonedabandoned

I just learned the CEO of sirius XM radio is a trans woman

rated-r-for-grantaire

Meowth in the Pokémon Anime was voiced by a trans women (Maddie Blaustein) TERFS can’t watch Pokemon.

p2epdeactivatedgone-blog

TERFs can’t listen to the band Against Me!

terffighter

They can’t listen to Steam Powered Giraffe–Bunny Bennett (Rabbit) is a trans woman.

- Mod Ford.

milfmanifesto

They can’t enjoy Rick Riordan books, they have a genderfluid character

frankenh00ker

THEY SURE AS HELL CAN’T ENJOY HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH

adigitalmagician

Axis of Awesome.

adorablemarie

There is code written by trans women running on every Android phone, and every iPhone. Also every Chromebook and in the Chrome browser. So… have fun avoiding those.

lady-laufey

Any of Jethro Tull’s albums from the beginning to 1979 - Dee Palmer, a trans woman, worked on string arrangements for quite a few of their songs in that time, and joined the band as a full member from ‘77 to ‘79.

jeanjacquesleroi

Reblogging not only because I’m anti-terf, but also because it’s nice to see the accomplishments of so many trans women being highlighted like this!

benjaminutes

ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit?

benjaminutes

if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have some news for you

benjaminutes

Just so you guys know. This god damn post STILL EXISTS and STILL GETS REBLOGGED and I STILL GET FUCKBOYS SENDING ME HATE HOW DO THEY EVEN FIND ME THIS IS FROM MY OLD URL

heavenly-garden

Atheris squamigera, common names: green bush viper, variable bush viper, leaf viper and others, is a venomous viper species that can be found in West and central Africa: Ivory Coast and Ghana, eastward through southern Nigeria to Cameroon, southern Central African Republic, Gabon, Congo, DR Congo, northern Angola, Uganda, Tanzania (Rumanika Game Reserve), western Kenya and Bioko Island. . No subspecies are currently recognized. It’s truly a miraculously beautiful snake.

Habitat preference: Found mostly in rain forest. Said to prefer relatively low and thick, flowering bushes.

Venom: Bites from this particular species have resulted in at least one report of severe hematological complications as well as two deaths.

this-tragic-affair

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara

babblingfishes

Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

equally-confused shrugging

“about 20%”

return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

coracoidal

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

babblingfishes

Absolutely

acourtofwhitesandracism

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

incorrectprinxietyquotes

this is the content y’all follow me for right

the sanders sides + text posts (6/?)

thatsthat24

These make my days bright

icemelona

tinderofficial

free him

Sock: Jonathan, where are you going

Jonathan: Well, that depends, Sock.

Jonathan: When I die, probably hell. But right now I'm going to the bathroom.

Mephistopheles: you are grounded...

Mephistopheles: for...till college

Sock: FOR TILL COLLEGE?

Mephistopheles: FOR TILL COLLEGE

Mephistopheles: I find people weird and confusing.

mike-and-his-blog-deactivated20

cursed

nerdgasrnz

To clarify for the people in the tags who are unfamiliar:

In Overwatch, after a certain number of levels, your portrait changes color. You start out with a bronze portrait, and for each 100 levels, you gain a star.

After Level 600, you get a Silver portrait, and at level 1200, you get a Gold Portrait.

This person isn’t level 67, and they’re not level 167. This person is level 1367.