dicks out

hello im dan, im a dude who sits in front of a camera sometimes. quarter life crisis. aim: leather.jacket

[finerth-ngs-blog1]

i wish someone would knock me out

[victorious]

[etc-jpeg]

[intellectualemo-blog]

phil and i have carved pumpkins. we had a rly hard time and mine is better.

[bewarethehorrorblog]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[intellectualemo-blog]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[planet-pastels]

[intellectualemo-blog]

phil is scared of horses

[rcsewoods-blog1]

This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as the spookiest thing I can think of - my past mistakes. 

[jaimeadore]

“Always such a pleasure hanging with and watching @adoredelano perform. She says she’s not a rock star, I beg to differ.” @quesodinero

[aboutamoonlight]

[onlytwitterpics]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[intellectualemo-blog]

me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me

me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me

[yourstrulys-deactivated20170526]

1x06 → 2x03

[intellectualemo-blog]

wanna get fruit rolls up, bich?

FUCK yeah

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

bich i want a fruit roll up