The Slurring Man on the Mount
and Jesus said Hey Peter, hey Peter, watch me do a cartwheel, and Peter replied I do not know that guy and went to the line for the bathroom. Later, Jesus cried out Peter, dude, dude, I love you mang, give me a hug, Peter uttered Who is this bro creepin the place up. Finally, Jesus proclaimed Peter, you are my broseph and I am the one and only true Party God! To which Peter exclaimed someone put that beardo back on the donkey he rode in on.
Few things give me joy like imagining the Jesus Brah does.



















