THE SIGNS AS PICK-UP LINES
Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I have no idea how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Taurus: Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?
Gemini: Spell me. (M-E) You forgot the D. (There isn't a D in me.) NOT YET!
Cancer: You look a lot like my future husband, I promise to take great care of you and our kids.
Leo: I'd rate you a nine out of ten, only because I'm the one you're missing.
Virgo: I may not be photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
Libra: You remind me of the sun because you constantly brighten up my world.
Scorpio: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, then I'd only have one dollar because you never left my thoughts after the first time.
Sagittarius: You must not of took your vitamins today because you look like you're lacking in vitamin me.
Capricorn: If you were a triangle, you'd be a right triangle because you're ALWAYS right!
Aquarius: I'm good at math ok. U + I = 69, and the value of I is 59 because U are a 10.
Pisces: You must be a masterpiece because I want to pin you up against a wall and admire you whenever I see you.
