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[witchinamondernworld]

MOON SIGNS AND THIER “TYPE”

Aries moon - Atrracted to libra types, as that is 7 signs away from them. This makes them want someone who is balanced, reliable, loving, and feminine.

Taurus Moon - Attracted to Scorpio types. They want someone intense, loving, and lively. They want someone who’s gonna change things— make it interesting.

Gemini Moon - Attracted to sagittarius types. Definitely one of the more sapiosexual moons, they want someone who will expand their mind. Intelligence is attractive to them.

Cancer Moon - Atrracted to Capricorn types. They want something to lean on, and Capricorn types bring them a sense of stability. They may also like someone physically wealthy.

Leo Moon - Atrracted to Aquarius types. They want someone new, unconventional, or someone who is social and popular.

Virgo Moon - Atrracted to pisces types. They enjoy someone feminine and dreamy- they wanna feel like they are in a new world in love. 

Libra Moon - Atrracted to Aries types. They want someone who is independent, oftentimes they also want someone physically large and athletic. This makes them feel ‘protected’- safer form the outside the world.

Scorpio Moon - Atrracted to Taurus types. It’s no secret that moon in Scorpio cuases a lack of emotional stability, the moon is in fall here! So they want someone consistent and fixed— to ground them.

Sagittarius Moon - Atrracted to Gemnini types. They want someone who will bring them into a more social and dynamic world, someone social and intelligent.

Capricorn Moon - Atrracted to Cancer types. They want someone who will help them open up, as they have a lot of issues achiving that. They want someone who is emotionally healing for them.

Aquarius Moon - Atrracted to Leo types. They want someone energetic, lively, and fun! Aquarius moons have a hard time doing this, and someone who helps them live thier life to the fullest is very appealing to them.

Pisces Moon- Atrracted to Virgo types. They want someone who’s sophisticated, dynamic, and stable. They don’t see this in themselves, so someone like that is very attractive. 

[astrologically-sinful]

What the Signs Do During Spooky Month

Aries: Prepares for the biggest party on Halloween, and begins the planning process two weeks before, and send the invites a week before the party.

Taurus: Brings out all their warm leggings, sweaters, and long sleeves in order to prepare for the winter.

Gemini: Decorates the house for Halloween in the first week of October, and for the rest of the month slowly accumulates more and more candy.

Cancer: Makes it their mission to scare the shit out of everyone before Halloween strikes.

Leo: Begins to carve pumpkin designs the moment it is October 1st.

Virgo: Somehow forgets about Halloween up until there are two days before the event itself.

Libra: Marathons horror movies, classics and new, beginning October 1st. Makes sure to rope in as much people as they can so they can have sleepovers while having friends over.

Scorpio: Enjoys the pleasures that come from Autumn, but with the added benefit of enjoying it all from their room.

Sagittarius: Prepares every day for Halloween, and already has a costume planned.

Capricorn: Turns the heating on in the house, and begins to heat up water for tea/coffee, and binge-watches shows they need to catch up on.

Aquarius: Plans to do something for Halloween, and then forgets the first week into October.

Pisces: Lives for the autumn aesthetic, and pairs it up with the aesthetic of Starbucks drinks and their cups.

[zodiacsociety]

Pisces needs:

Love, support, space, imagination, creativeness, softness, vacations, art

[isastrobitch]

someone: don’t you think you are exaggerating a little?

fire and water signs:

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[cognitohazardous]

bro im sick of this shit im sick of the fact that we all gotta sit here making online jokes to cope with the fact that the most inhumane and horrible things are happening on/to the planet all cause some freak ass demons will stop at nothing to get some shitty oil like this is hell im living in what hell is

[sweetdivination]

a capricorn moons way of reassuring someone is so funny. they’ll be like “oh you feel unsafe?” and then continue to go on a self-assured spiel about how they know how to kill someone if need be. then they wonder why you’re more scared than before.

[sheabutterbitch]

[astrologyanecdotes]

The Signs Responding to Criticism

Aries: will threaten to beat you up if they havent already

Taurus: pretends to be big enough to take it, cries and shovels ice cream into their mouth once they're alone

Gemini: Will either take it really well or stab you in your sleep depending on their mood

Cancer: Throws a fit at the word "criticism"

Leo: Takes it like a champ on the outside but is having an actual breakdown on the inside

Virgo: "NO U"

Libra: probably isn't even listening to you tbh

Scorpio: Gets incredibly defensive and tries to dismiss the conversation

Sagittarius: Usually aloof and above it, half because they can actually take criticism and half because they don't care

Capricorn: Starts roasting criticizing you back

Aquarius: Makes it obvious that they're not listening, will interrupt you or try to initiate a completely unrelated conversation

Pisces: Panic! at the Hot Take

[thecantarellaofodile]

the signs as summers

ARIES  ∞ the humid summer: heat slipping sticky hands down the slope of your thighs// sweat collecting in your collarbones // ponytails and shirts pulled down over sunburns 

TAURUS  ∞ the tepid summer: clouds coming to gather over the lakeside// cabins and campfires// grass sliding slow through idle fingers 

GEMINI  ∞ the stormy summer: thunder threatening to crack the world in two// rain pelting the pavement, droplets lingering, sweet, on the overhang of your bottom lip// bathing suits soaked through and the air heavy with petrichor 

CANCER  ∞ the sleepy summer: ladybugs drowsing in your hair// blanket forts and bedtime stories// the crackle of the bonfire leaking lazily through the trees

LEO  ∞ the nostalgic summer: counting the constellation of scratches the season left you// polaroids strung like fairy lights across every corner of your room// sun-kissed cheeks that glow until December

VIRGO  ∞ the stable summer: part-time jobs and parties that last until the sun peeks back up over the trees// fingers laced through yours; hands smoothing sunscreen over your shoulder blades// beach towels and Frisbees that arc like shooting stars over your head

LIBRA  ∞ the aesthetic summer: white linens and lace// sundresses sweeping the curvature of your ankles// a sky freckled with stars

SCORPIO  ∞ the brazen summer: plunging necklines and nights that stretch til morning// kicking firecrackers across empty street corners// festivals that thrum through your body like a second heartbeat

SAGITTARIUS  ∞ the springlike summer: daisy crowns looped over the crest of your forehead// the air heavy with the smell of hyacinths// the sun draping itself over you like a quilt 

CAPRICORN  ∞ the renewing summer: hair trims and catching trains// the tide sucking the sand out from beneath your toes// convertible rides and laughter that that gets whisked away by the wind 

AQUARIUS  ∞ the adventurous summer: broken rules and hopped fences// counting passports like money// adrenaline beating inside you like a third lung

PISCES ∞ the spiritual summer: smoke rooms and music festivals// fingers lazily laced together// connecting the stars with Sharpie// pinky swears and promise rings

[astrostarss]

Signs Most Likely to Flat Out Tell Their Crush They Like Them

(Applies to Venus signs especially)

1. Leo

2. Gemini

3. Sagittarius

4. Aries

5. Libra

6. Scorpio

7. Pisces

8. Aquarius

9. Capricorn

10. Virgo

11. Cancer

12. Taurus

[inactiveacct1]

🍀 Jupiter in the Houses 🍀

The house where Jupiter falls in our natal chart is an area of life that we have ease with and is generally pleasant for us. There may be a tendency towards overindulgence or overdoing the matters of this house though (or even laziness due to complacency).

Jupiter in the 1st House

You are friendly, optimistic and enthusiastic. You like to take risks, dream big and live life to the fullest. People are drawn to you due your jovial, happy go lucky nature. The traits of your first house sign tend to be amplified as well. You can occasionally be egotistical, over the top and too blunt when expressing yourself.

Jupiter in the 2nd House

Money seems to come easily for you and you want to live a comfortable, luxurious life. The downside to this is you can be materialistic and/or a spendthrift. You are generally confident, optimistic and have a strong, solid moral compass. You may enjoy spending money on things that expand your mind such as travel, higher education/educational courses and books.

Jupiter in the 3rd House

You are curious, knowledgeable, talkative and enjoy socializing. Your mind needs constant stimulation and an outlet, so reading and writing may be hobbies of yours. You likely enjoyed school, excelling academically and being well liked. You may have many siblings and your relationships are likely pleasant. You also are probably lucky enough to be cordial with your neighbors and be well-liked in your community/neighborhood. You often struggle with overthinking and being overly opinionated.

Jupiter in the 4th House

You want an easy life and a harmonious, spacious home. You likely had a pleasant upbringing surrounded by a large family, or grew up living with/near extended family. If this wasn’t the case, your upbringing may have been restrictive and made you want to explore the world and create a happy home on your own terms. You can be restless and move often.

Jupiter in the 5th House

Having a fun, happy life is a priority for you. You are loving, confident, enthusiastic and generous with those you love. You enjoy the spotlight and are unafraid to take chances others wouldn’t dare. You are also very creative and easily pick up anything that piques your interest. You enjoy socializing, may be a serial dater and want a fun, exciting partner. You are great with children and may have a large family.

Jupiter in the 6th House

You may have an easier time than most finding a job. Your work environment is likely to be harmonious as coworkers find you enjoyable and helpful. You’re always doing something, viewing productivity and organization as positive things. You can be a perfectionist and take life (and criticism) a bit too seriously at times.

Jupiter in the 7th House

You are diplomatic with a knack for resolving conflict and winning people over with your charm. You enjoy being in relationships and should enjoy a pleasant marriage that helps you grow and a spouse who is kind (or even wealthy). There can be issues with codependency and indecisiveness. You may find success through partnerships (both business and romantic).

Jupiter in the 8th House

You are intuitive and love exploring the taboo. Sex is important for you and you want plenty of it, even if it’s casual. You may have luck acquiring money from others (by marrying wealthy, having generous partners, an inheritance, etc) or simply working with other people’s money/finances.

Jupiter in the 9th House

Jupiter is at home in the ninth house! Being independent and having freedom are very important for your happiness. You are tolerant, intelligent, enthusiastic and perceptive. You enjoy learning, value education and share your knowledge with anyone who will listen. You are adept at learning languages and enjoy foreign travel. Beware of being dogmatic.

Jupiter in the 10th House

Achieving career success and accomplishing goals seems to come easier for you than others. Your charm and jovial demeanor help you win people over and opens many doors for you. Others may think you’re lucky or have it “too easy” and envy your fortunate circumstances.

Jupiter in the 11th House

You are a social butterfly with friends from all walks of life. You are friendly, open-minded and love helping others, desiring fairness for all. You may also enjoy gatherings where you’re part of a group and everyone is having a good time (concerts, festivals, etc). You may find that you can achieve growth and success through your friends, groups/community or even social media.

Jupiter in the 12th House

You are intuitive, upbeat and compassionate. You go through life feeling lucky, almost as if someone is watching over you and protecting you. You want to help as many people as you can, but your aspirations can be lofty and unrealistic at times. You may have grown up feeling restricted, deterred from exploring the world and fully expressing yourself. You must learn to free yourself of your hang ups and fearlessly explore the world beyond the confines of your mind.

[sad-gay-space-aesthetic]

how to tell if the signs have a crush on you

aries: talk to you about serious things, in-depth conversations

taurus: talk to you about things they really like, smile a lot around you (they don’t usually smile ngl)

gemini: giggle at everything. lots of giggling

cancer: they will get excited around you, be more outgoing

leo: they will try to play with your hair, stand near you in a group of people

virgo: seem to have nervous habits, laugh loudly at every joke

libra: act cool around you, seem more chill

scorpio: make ten times more jokes than normal, look into your eyes

sagittarius: act nicer around you, subtly flirt with you

capricorn: scratch their nose a lot, look mostly at you when you’re around a lot of people

aquarius: do lots of peace signs, smile at you bigger than they smile at other people

pisces: act no different, maybe try to talk to you more than they talk to other people.

[dankmeme-astrology]

The Signs as Things that I have Said in the Past Part 28 it great

Aries: I plant seeds of ice cream cravings into the minds of my friends like the evil person I am

Taurus: Pokefusion is just forbidden breeding

Gemini: I only make group chats when necessary so I made us a truth or dare chat where we can spill tea

Cancer: Every time I see Andrew Garfield as Spiderman I always think it's Brendon Urie for a split second and then I remember that it isn't Brendon but now I just want my big forehead boy to be Spiderman

Leo: I can handle some pretty disgusting things but Furbies are not one of those things

Virgo: I am the true meme queen in my group but they keep saying I'm not because I haven't won a game of What Do You Meme? yet

Libra: Life may be hard but at least we have green AND red grapes

Scorpio: My friends keep saying I'm going soft so now I have to fight every one of them to prove them wrong

Sagittarius: Yo if there was a strip club next to a car dealership would one of the dancers names be Titty Toyota

Capricorn: Someone's idea of Hell is an endless loop of Bohemian Rhapsody but honestly maybe that person deserves to be in Hell if they think that's a bad thing to endure

Aquarius: If I can just fit one more meme into the project I will find eternal peace

Pisces: Some children are more evil than some adults in today's world

[richie-against-onision]

Imagine just telling the world you have an eating disorder and then your friends post this :

This just screams “what about me!?!”

Shes trying to take credit for eugenias recovery

Shes literally acting like a victim here when she has no right to

[richie-against-onision]

@tipped-over even if thats so, jaclyn is still trying to take credit for eugenia being in recovery

Eugenia is old enough to decide for herself if being around her mom is a good thing or not

[lilmoth95]

You obviously don't know how abusive relationships work. You also don't know how eating disorders are created. It is glaringly obvious that her mother is unsupportive, toxic, unhealthy, and abusive. There is evidence to support this not just shit that Jaclyn said. I'm not okay with her acting like a victim. I think the way she filmed the video was stupid and it sat with me wrong. But I do think the information in it is important. She wasn't "taking credit" for her recovery lmao. All she said was she didn't check herself in and they had to call the authorities to get her into treatment because she refused to. She didn't do anything wrong in regards to that because she literally saved her life by making that decision. She shouldn't have made the video when she was visibly shaken up. She shouldn't have made any of it about herself. She shouldn't have brought up the Shane documentary. She should have just said the truth (what actually happened) and then left it at that. Keeping the truth hidden only enables the mother to continue doing what she has always done.

I suggest watching this video on eating disorders to help you understand the cause of eating disorders because they don't just come out of nowhere. They come from trauma. She is traumatized and is trying to gain back control the only way she knows how. Victims of abuse sometimes stay with their abusers and protect their abusers so no she doesn't have the agency you believe she has in terms of her being able to leave if she wants to. Even if she wasn't experiencing cognitive dissonance she would most likely stay because of the way her mother has manipulated and controlled her whole life. And yes she is definitely experiencing a lot of cognitive dissonance and it's obvious by the Shane Dawson documentary.

I'm not a fan of Jaclyn's but I don't think she is as bad as onion and to say she is anything like that scumbag is so extreme! I don't think she should have made the video the way she did but I don't think she shouldn't have made the video too. I understand her position because I went through a similar situation with a friend of mine where they called me saying they were dying and didn't want me to call the cops but I of course did and they HATED me for it. Like what was I supposed to do listen to you die over the phone and be okay with it?! Loved ones help their loved ones whether or not their loved ones hate them for it afterwords. I don't regret calling the cops to help my friend. I saved her life. She treated me like shit for it afterwords but idgaf. I rather have an ex friend that hates me rather than a dead friend that loved me.