Take Me To Space

[nicostiel]

The Sandman + Text Posts Part 1

[thedrunknextdoor]

matthew: well im not leaving so there

Morpheus: okay. we’re going to Hell

matthew:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “fuck” is English language’s greatest achievement

[zackisontumblr]

being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Someone please exit my game

[warped-05-deactivated20210622]

how do i ctrl + shift + c

[littleboxoflaughter]

motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode mothe…

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[stanmilfs]

Moodboard to protect yourself from people with bad intentions

[snarky-sims-witch]

TOS

I am the original writer of The Sims 4 version of the 100 Baby Challenge. You must credit me and link back to this post if you repost this challenge anywhere or write another version based on mine. I hate to be bitchy about this but writing and updating these challenges is laborious and time consuming and I’m fed up with people copy-pasting my hard work and slapping their own name on it.

Objective

Your objective for this challenge is to give birth to 100 children in as few generations as possible. The challenge ends as soon as the 100th child is born or if you fail the challenge for breaking rules.

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[sixpenceee]

My whole day just got better.

[sixpenceee]

A glacial lake. Photo by Ted Gore. More world posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[weloveshortvideos]

Boing, boing

[to-reach-the-farthest-star-deac]

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[just-shower-thoughts]

One does not get good grades by being smart, but by having a good memory

[quock-ko]

[megurashkarchived]

real ice eater memes

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

me

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

lov the cronch

[spookbot]

my naym is Pidg and wen its cold and all the drips to rouftops hold i sit up hygh i hav my lonch -

i chomps the ice.

i lov the cronch.

[maureen2musings]

[i-can-only-bliss-out-deactivate]

insanity

[smexytroll-deactivated20180826]

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody seems to remeber that time in 2016 where we literally had clowns chase us with knives and we didn’t do anything

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Pumped Up Kicks” would have received tons of backlash if it were released today