♛

fuck your white horse and your carriage

[weallheartonedirection]

How to get out stains using other things

[trick-ass-dyke]

TO SAVE A LIFE

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

[snorlaxatives]

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[fag]

[coltre]

I wanna start eating healthier, wear loose sweaters, do more art, care less talk less and listen to music most of the time

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[horoscope-photos]

The signs as wiki-how illustrations.

Aries-

Taurus-

Gemini-

Cancer-

Leo-

Virgo-

Libra-

Scorpio-

Sagittarius-

Capricorn-

Aquarius-

Pisces-

[internatalie]

FUCKING LIBRA

[suspend]

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

[rememberingsuunday]

WISHIN on a STAAAAAR!!! THAT’s just a !!!!! SATELLITE !!!!!!! drivin in a cAR !!!! WITH !!!!!!!! BROKEN!!!!!! TAIL!!!!!! LIGHTS!!!!!!!! na na na na na !!! NA !!!!! na na na na naaaaaa !!!!!!!

[peggycarte]

That’s hilarious.

[maplechild-deactivated20160417]

not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

[escapador]

Sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[slavery]

Let's count to 1 million

1

[j6]

million