No Time for Words

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[biteonthebuttocksamongfriends]

I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYONE MORE IN MY LIFE

[fakks]

[elcineylagastronomia]

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Skipper está escuchando atentamente todo lo que quieras decirle.

[bml1997]

I find reason tedious and boring. We’ll use force.

Skipper (via private-private-penguin)

[grossrots]

Operation Tourist Trap is a go

[internationalplaybird]

Skipper: "I don't like it. What do you make of it, Kowalski?"

Kowalski: "I'm not sure, Skipper. It could be anything."

Skipper: "Oh really? Could it be Alaska?"

Kowalski: "Nooo... Its probably not A..."

Skipper: "Are you saying that Alaska might be stuck upside down to the clock tower of my zoo? "

Kowalski: "I guess... "

Skipper: "Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just packed up and moved to the zoo."

Kowalski: "Alright! Maybe it couldn't be anything!"

[internationalplaybird]

Skipper: "Now, if anyone asks, you're name is Frosty Fun Times truck number 26."

Kowalski: "You were raised a laundry delivery truck, but on your eighteenth birthday, you decided to follow your dream and never looked back."

Private: "Why would anyone ask a truck about..."

Skipper: "Don't confuse the man with questions, Private. It's a very complicated alias."

[bml1997]

Shake it off, Private. She may look like a tall drink of water, but she’ll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog.

Skipper (via private-private-penguin)

[internationalplaybird]

Gloria: "Where are the people?"

Skipper: "We killed them and ate their livers."

Skipper: "........."

Skipper: "Gotcha, didn't I? just kiddin', doll. The people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China."

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

“A friend is just an enemy who hasn’t attacked yet!”

(Madagascar Week, Day 5: Character Day)

[internationalplaybird]

You're hot. I'm not trolling you, I'm serious.

Well, well, I’m glad you noticed.

[grossrots]

Slappy Hurt-Punch vs Masked Booty

[the-bus-called-graveyard-8]

Skipper’s logic

from “Tagged”

[biteonthebuttocksamongfriends]

S01E03 Haunted Habitat

[grossrots]

Man your battle stations

[grossrots]

Maybe you can slow down now

[grossrots]

Penguin flowers