Welcome to the carnival

Behold! A fascinating gallery of angry nerds!

[captainedbypalliddata]

Holy shit

[gearrex-deactivated20200602]

every single person who complains about the TUMBLR HIVEMIND is a fucking nerd and im going to wedgie them

[stampoutstupid]

Well? I’m waiting. I love being threatened over the Internet. You know you’re dealing with a kiddo when that happens.

[gearrex-deactivated20200602]

im the kiddo

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

well this is gonna be a fucking doozy

[slimescholar]

yfw the coddled millenials invent Social Justice crap like ‘allergies’

[andrewbelami]

old people are literally trying to blame our generation for food allergies…….

[fleshbra]

Get your shit together, Valerie.

[internetgeekshow]

I'm reading the post in Grandpa Simpson's voice and it fits perfectly

[shrekyourself]

Anita sarkeesian and some other women met with the UN to discuss online harassment, and a bunch of gamergaters decided to make a change.org petition to get them arrested, because they claim this meeting was an attempt to silence free speech on the internet.

……….do these people really not see the irony in this?

[internetgeekshow]

Douche: Haha I'm totally going to trigger those humorless sjws

Douche: Gets into a long argument with multiple people over whether or not whales can talk

[disappointedchosenundead]

Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend. While we were walking we saw an ACTUAL WHALE on the beach! So I ran up to it and told my girlfriend to pull out her phone and call the police! It looked at me and screamed, “How dare you, white cis scum! Making your girlfriend call the police for you while you try to rape me!”

[hatewizard]

can you imagine thinking this is a funny post that people will enjoy

[disappointedchosenundead]

Kinda why I posted it

[hatewizard]

I’m so sorry

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

smh this shit doesnt even make sense anymore

[disappointedchosenundead]

Obviously… It does. But you’re either… Super rustled… Or have Tumblr vision on.

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

no, like, whales can’t talk

[disappointedchosenundead]

Have… Have you ever lived OUTSIDE of tumblr?

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

”tumblr is brainwashing people into thinking whales can’t talk but i saw one, i did, i really did and it was on the beach, evennn!”

[solardivulger]

“The whale was driving a bus and the people on the bus beat me and my friend up for being cis”

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

jimmies=rustled. kek.

[disappointedchosenundead]

Solar gets it… I’d give you a cookie but you’d be triggered prolly. Liquid… It took you forever don’t even try.

[catzgba]

[lunaticobscurity]

i’ve read op’s post a few times now and it just doesn’t make any sense at all. why is the whale saying you’re trying to rape it? why would you call the police while raping someone? are talking whales known for their bizarre non-sequitors?

the only way this makes sense is if you were actually raping the whale, while telling your girlfriend to call the police. but why would you do that?

[internetgeekshow]

OP are you some sort of animal-molesting evil Dr. Doolittle? Did you have your girlfriend to call the police because you secretly wanted to get caught to atone for your crimes?

[disappointedchosenundead]

Time to reveal the secret I guess. A whale is slur for a poster feminazi. Fat (due to the fat acceptance thing). Its not an actual fucking whale.

[internetgeekshow]

I think you're just trying to hide the fact that you can talk to animals, because if the government knew they'd probably do all kinds of experiments on you. It's like in Pushing Daisies, where the guy doesn't tell anyone he can bring back the dead. Have you ever seen that show?

Anyway, it probably wasn't wise to mention it at all. I mean you're probably not gonna get kidnapped by the CIA for one post, but I'd be more careful in the future. Hiding your true nature as an animal-speaking psychic behind a veneer of childish douchebaggery was a good choice.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

oh my god, this guys back

im honestly laughing so hard this is that guy from like weeks ago who was reblogging my post about something completely stupid, i cant even remember it was that dumb, and then a DIFFERENT PERSON misgendered me cause they called me A MAN, not A DUDE and i got annoyed at THAT and then he later reblogged the post from the person who misgendered me saying :HAHA ITS OK, THIS GUYS AN IDIOT CAUSE HE SAID QUIET DIDNT HAVE A CHARACTER 

so this is really funny now he’s just completely making this up to make it about him bc he wants people to think he’s relevant and having an impact on anything thinking he’s le trolling people

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

Watching a fake murder. Watching a cartoon get fucked. What do these have in common? Watching something fake. Why does watching a cartoon get fucked make you a pedophile, but watching a murder not make you a sociopath? Your logic needs work.

hey, I’m gonna print this message and jack off into it, I wanna get your permission before hand though is that okay

[disappointedchosenundead]

Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend. While we were walking we saw an ACTUAL WHALE on the beach! So I ran up to it and told my girlfriend to pull out her phone and call the police! It looked at me and screamed, “How dare you, white cis scum! Making your girlfriend call the police for you while you try to rape me!”

[hatewizard]

can you imagine thinking this is a funny post that people will enjoy

[disappointedchosenundead]

Kinda why I posted it

[hatewizard]

I’m so sorry

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

smh this shit doesnt even make sense anymore

[disappointedchosenundead]

Obviously… It does. But you’re either… Super rustled… Or have Tumblr vision on.

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

no, like, whales can’t talk

[disappointedchosenundead]

Have… Have you ever lived OUTSIDE of tumblr?

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

”tumblr is brainwashing people into thinking whales can’t talk but i saw one, i did, i really did and it was on the beach, evennn!”

[solardivulger]

“The whale was driving a bus and the people on the bus beat me and my friend up for being cis”

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

jimmies=rustled. kek.

[disappointedchosenundead]

Solar gets it… I’d give you a cookie but you’d be triggered prolly. Liquid… It took you forever don’t even try.

[catzgba]

[lunaticobscurity]

i’ve read op’s post a few times now and it just doesn’t make any sense at all. why is the whale saying you’re trying to rape it? why would you call the police while raping someone? are talking whales known for their bizarre non-sequitors?

the only way this makes sense is if you were actually raping the whale, while telling your girlfriend to call the police. but why would you do that?

[internetgeekshow]

OP are you some sort of animal-molesting evil Dr. Doolittle? Did you have your girlfriend to call the police because you secretly wanted to get caught to atone for your crimes?

[happyfork]

That explains it

[softurl]

#which way to the baby war

[shadybacon]

Ugh I hate Mrs. tarbernackle. She calls on me when my hand is down. Let’s raid tumblr

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

According to anti-SJ blogs “SJWs” are both ineffective 15-year old keyboard warriors and powerful forces who brainwash entire industries into pandering to them

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

talks shit about the-eagle-atarian, ignores srhbutts producing and sharing CP. alright there, buddy

firstly i’ve never in my entire life heard of srhbutts so this entire message is completely pointless and a desperate tactic to try to make me feel bad? i guess? over something i’ve never heard of

secondly i find it funny that people even think i was ‘talking shit’ about this fuck up, i said a post he made was bad, which it was, awful in fact, and then him and his fan club cried about it for about 20 minutes, he published about 7 asks making fun of the fact that ‘HE DOESNT HAVE AN ARGUMENT LMAOLMAILMAO SJWS WHY EVEN MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK BAD’ and then carried it over into the next day all because i said the words “bad post”

you guys are babies and children and whiney babies

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

"you guys are babies and children and whiney babies" then why did you deactivate? and by the way it's whiny not "whiney".

YOU REALLY STILL THINK I DEACTIVATED??? OH MY GOD…. OH MY GOD

I REALLY CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY STILL THINK I DEACTIVATED

YOU CAME TO MY BLOG, YOU CAME HERE, AND YOU SENT ME A MESSAGE, AT MY ASK BOX, ON THIS BLOG, WHICH YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL, HAS BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS, AND YOU THINK I DEACTIVATED STILL

DUDE

YOURE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID

[internetgeekshow]

So are they actually construing you changing to a Halloween url as a victory or

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

When you have nothing worthwhile to say but must let everyone know a post offends your delicate sensibilities.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

when you wanna jack off to kids but don’t want people to tell you it’s wrong

[internetgeekshow]

yikes

[theclashatdemonhead]

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

[artisanalmemeflesh]

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

[theclashatdemonhead]

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off