punctuation is for the weak and i am weak

[g1pper]

12 year olds will genuinely drink a monster and act like they’re getting high

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[fullmoonguidance]

list of names to give your baby when you want everyone to know you just kinda gave up in the end

john

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[marlin-finding-nemo]

stop saying you ate my son . i am done with you people

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[punk-mistive]

samurai champloo or whatever the fuck

[ylkl]

I’m feeling joyous

[gospozha-dafina]

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[olli-online]