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thelastsongimwastingonyou

no way

thelastsongimwastingonyou

anneemay

nyancrimew

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

trufflesmushroom

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

trufflesmushroom

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

warmhappycat

When will she be up for parole?

chaosthedemon

Should Patricia Lockwood be granted parole

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 27

trufflesmushroom

why would any judge of any court grant her parole.

she literally kick miette.

she kick her body like the football.

babbyygirrrl

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments. A job is a job. A car is a car. A house is a house. Dear self, Be proud of yourself and what you have achieved no matter what. You have to build brick by brick.

mundaneamerica

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

gaslampsglow

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident. A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

nehirose

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

charl0ttan

holy shit death finally worked up the nerve to tell chuck norris that hes dead

somethingusefulfromflorida

Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked him in his cowboy ass.

palmer

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

palmer

This tumblr shit is easy

ericvilas

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

teaboot

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

teaboot

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

teaboot

Some more sweet bangers from Pastor D

Following the rules of the church are less important than following the attitudes Jesus exemplified [in a debate about if it would be okay to break traditional rules and give the leftover loaf of communion bread to a hungry and poor attendee]

Don’t get so caught up in observing ceremonies and following traditions that you forget why they started to begin with

The words you use aren’t as important as what you mean when you use them [new kid was somehow wildly confused about his name and started respectfully calling him Batman]