Chaos' Hoard of Absolute Junk

Talk to me about podcasts! Or ocs! Or just anything I love getting infodumped at

[chaosthedemon]

Hi there! Welcome to my blog!

My name is Eldritch! Rich for short, or Eldy, or any nickname you want. I did used to go by Chaos, I’m fine with being called that too. Byop (bring your own pronouns) - just use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me im aroace I do digital art. Feel free to dm me if you want commission prices or examples.

I love podcasts, so feel free to talk to me about podcasts! Also i always need recommendations.

Also PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OCS. I LOVE hearing about people's ocs. I mean, its free blorbo. I must know.

Asks: Go ahead! I love asks! I do not, however, answer donation asks.

Tagging: Sure! feel free to tag anything you think I’d find interesting!

DMs: These do make me nervous. I’d rather you didn’t. I mean if you really want to go ahead! If you’re interested in commissioning me feel free to dm me.

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[dogpuppy]

[rhodericks]

[near--and--dear]

Meanwhile Light would be appalled as soon as he opens ryuzaki's fridge

[sabertoothwalrus]

todays warmup is a guy I saw in an airport several months ago that reminded me of L death note

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[enverlame]

[pariambod]

[these-are-not-my-titties]

started normal ended as the 'yea i want the butcher' spread

[mcnostril]

There's no OSHA for mercenaries so they make do with fashion.

[operation-nrk]

[rowanwoodcock]

[transhuman-priestess]

[lazy-digestive]

Fuck you

[therealhoodiewearer-deactivated]

worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

[havendance]

Anyway, I know that a lot of people here on tumblr do not actually buy comics, but I do want to encourage people to think about what you can do to support DCBlackout. I know that I am not a person who's purchases drive metrics at DC comics. I only put in a preorder for comics once in a blue moon, I read digitally, and I buy collected editions, but yesterday I canceled my dcui subscription and while the boycott continues, I'm not going to renew it. While I'll probably still get dc comics through second hand sources here and there, I'm not going to buy any new comics from them either.

There should be more opportunities for black creators at DC and there should be more stories for characters like Nubia, Steel, Vixen, The Signal, Mr Terrific, everyone from Milestone and more.

Even if you're not a comics buyer, you can still sign the petition and you can share your favorite independent comics from black creators. I'll start: Everyone should read Prince of Cats by Ronald Wimberly.

Try and seek out new works and expand your horizons. That's what I'll be doing.

[creatingblackcharacters]

Petition takes seconds to sign!

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[sunflowerbutch]

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands