My Name Is NOT Maureen

Maura Neville, intern at NVCR. Stop staring at my extra arms, because I know you are. (Icon by intern-gershwin-palmer)

[justaradioohost]

Excuse me, Cecil? I know I haven't come in to work in... well, close to years, and you've probably already announced my death and destroyed any documented history of me working here at all, but... I guess what I'm trying to ask her is do I still have a job? Because I kind of need one of those.

“Intern Maura?” Cecil asked in disbelief. “How… you’ve been gone so long!” He took a step towards her. “Yeah, come on in! What happened to you? Why were you gone? Where were you?”

[justaradioohost]

Cecil nodded, watching her curiously. “Yeah, over-expired food does have to tendency to get rowdy.” He said, leaning back in the chair and looking around. “How many years were you gone? It feels like it’s been forever…”

[internmaura]

“Only like a year and a half, I think.. of course, I don’t exactly remember when exactly I went missing, either,” she explained, ruffling her blue curls with one of her many hands. “I really wish I could remember it all. It’s been bothering the hell outta me ever since I got back.”

[lettherebedoodles]

(( Here’s a compilation of my racebent series with all of our major Disney ladies. :D

It’s been so fun creating these, and I’ve been both shocked and beyond thrilled with the overwhelming support I’ve received for this series! :) Thank you all so much for the wonderful messages and the continued enthusiasm. <3<3<3

Princesses in order (left to right): Snow White (Spanish), Cinderella (Japanese), Belle (Arabic), Aurora (Jamaican), Ariel (Indian), Tiana (Chinese), Mulan (Native American), Pocahontas (Pacific Islander), Jasmine (African/Luo), Meg (Egyptian), Kida (Maori), Jane (Korean), Eilonwy (African/Fula), Esmerelda (Moroccan), Merida (Brazilian), Rapunzel (Mexican), Elsa (Inuit), Anna (Inuit).

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[ominouscloudsofarendelle]

I love Inuit Elsa & Anna so much

[piplvps]

Beautiful representation of Maori people and very culturally accurate :) I love that you stuck to traditional and not stereotypical!

[fatandfabulousmermaid]

I can’t even say which one is my favorite because I fucking love them all 💕

[goongdingy]

[derpycats]

This vine speaks to me on a metaphysical level

[unfriendlyblackhottiesanonymous]

Actually me tho

[memewhore]

That cat flopping across the floor like WTF IS HAPPENING????

[justaradioohost]

Excuse me, Cecil? I know I haven't come in to work in... well, close to years, and you've probably already announced my death and destroyed any documented history of me working here at all, but... I guess what I'm trying to ask her is do I still have a job? Because I kind of need one of those.

“Intern Maura?” Cecil asked in disbelief. “How… you’ve been gone so long!” He took a step towards her. “Yeah, come on in! What happened to you? Why were you gone? Where were you?”

[justaradioohost]

“Yeah, you sort of dropped off the face of the earth!” He chuckled quietly, watching her and sitting down a little. “What have you been up to? How long have you been back?” 

[internmaura]

“Not long. A few days,” she replied, leaning against the wall by the door. “Mostly I’ve been trying to remember things. Oh, and clean up my apartment. You wouldn’t believe how messy that place was.. so much dust.. and the old food! I’m pretty sure some of it protested being thrown out..” She shuddered remembering it.

[internmaura]

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[justaradioohost]

Excuse me, Cecil? I know I haven't come in to work in... well, close to years, and you've probably already announced my death and destroyed any documented history of me working here at all, but... I guess what I'm trying to ask her is do I still have a job? Because I kind of need one of those.

“Intern Maura?” Cecil asked in disbelief. “How… you’ve been gone so long!” He took a step towards her. “Yeah, come on in! What happened to you? Why were you gone? Where were you?”

[internmaura]

"Honestly? I don't know," Maura admitted, stepping inside. "I remember leaving here after work one night, and when I got home, it was 2015. And I couldn't remember a lot of stuff..." she shook her head, ruffling her curls with her top-left hand. "I still haven't remembered most of it."

[internmaura]

I have FINALLY remembered how to get to work! That is, if I still have a job. 

[internmaura]

I should probably go see if I still have a job, shouldn’t I? Do I even remember how to get to work? Ugh.

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

mutuals this is really fun

anonymously tell me what soil type you think i am

[mellowmelancholia]

Look at these precious babies and fucking tell me you have the gall to accuse them of sin.

*gasp*

precious frilly angels~

Exactly. People say ‘worms’ and they act like there aren’t a dozen different phyla of them.

And even like with earth worms. like. Shut up you asshole you’re no prize either. At least earthworms are useful.

[internmaura]

Wow. I’m rethinking my whole opinion on worms right now... look at those fluffy little things! They’re so cute. I wanna poke them.

[mellowmelancholia]

internmaura replied to your post:what kind of asshole would insult a worm

depends, what did the worm do? maybe the worm had it coming.

Look at these precious babies and fucking tell me you have the gall to accuse them of sin.

[internmaura]

*gasp*

precious frilly angels~

[leaflessgreenleaf-deactivated20]

So I made a thing

[doubleoh--no-deactivated2013111]

can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

[dongoverlord]

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

[internmaura]

Okay, so. It was like, I was coming home from the station, right? Just like any other day. And something must have happened between the station and my place because the next thing I know, I’m walking through the door and its 20-fuckin-15.

I have no idea what happened between then and now, and a lot of stuff is missing even before then.

But hey, at least I remember who I am. That’s good.

[mellowmelancholia]

Holy shit that’s a mind fuck if there ever was one.

You gotta be careful though time travel is still illegal as far as I know you might be wanted by the SSP for that involuntary stunt you didn’t mean to pull. Unless the SSP engineered it or something. Just a huge re-ed thing or something. I dunno. At this point it probably doesn’t matter.

Always great to remember who you are though. At least you have like. some idea of what’s up and/or what should be up. that’s a good base.

[internmaura]

But I'm pretty sure I didn't time travel.. I mean, I didn't have any of the symptoms of time travel when I got back... no huge headache, no nausea, no odd skin patterns...

Man, I don't know. I feel like it might be re-ed now that I think about it but who the hell knows? I could have walked through a rip in the universe and ended up in the Void, for all I know.

I'm just hoping I still have a job. Knowing the station, they probably already announced my death and replaced me...

[mellowmelancholia]

internmaura:

Ah, shit. Well, I didn’t expect much. It’s okay, I’m just glad I could get in touch with someone familiar.

From what I’ve gathered around my apartment - which I have no idea how I still have, since I haven’t been paying rent on it for who knows how long - I’ve been gone for a long time. Also, I think I had a cat, but it’s either dead or ran away now, because there isn’t a cat here? I dunno. It’s been a fucking trip. To tell you the truth, I bet it was a Secret Police thing.

Other than having a huge gap in my life, I’m doing okay. Been doing a lot of cleaning, You have no idea how messy your place is until you haven’t seen it for, like, ever.

What about you?

I wish I could help but it’s like. Shit happened but everything’s pretty much the same.

Oh man. Gotta love when you have a place to go back to but sorry about your pet. I know how the mess thing goes though that sucks.

Shit I dunno about me. Learning lots of shit about myself and going through the motions I guess. Waiting around for Dagon to decide he’s ready to take over the world. Doubting my placing in the world. Boring shit for the most part.

So like. Do you know. What you’ve even been doing or was it just. Blink and you missed a year.

[internmaura]

Okay, so. It was like, I was coming home from the station, right? Just like any other day. And something must have happened between the station and my place because the next thing I know, I'm walking through the door and its 20-fuckin-15.

I have no idea what happened between then and now, and a lot of stuff is missing even before then.

But hey, at least I remember who I am. That's good.

[internmaura]

Figuring it out

I used to have a cat. I dunno where the fuck it is, though. Probably dead.

Who the fuck is Toby? He must have been pretty important, his name is everywhere.

Did he take my cat?

EVERYTHING IN MY FRIDGE IS EXPIRED my God someone help.

There is a sentient hand in a jar here, and it is very happy to see me.

Who has been paying my rent and utilities for the past who-knows-how-long? Whoever it is, thank you.