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@interrogate-hawks
no, im not related to the duolingo bird, no matter what forums from 2012 say
WHAT'S UP BIG BIRD, MAKE WAY FOR CHICK-FIL-A, WATCH OUT NOW ITS FOGHORN LEGHORN, but no seriously whats up Hawks
depression
So, what do you think of some of the other students of U.A's new first years?
hannibal the cannibal won the show but seemed kinda hangry by the end. get that bitch a snickers
I hear some broccoli broke his body. again, this is all hearsay i barely paid attention if im honest
kid with a tail was pretty neat tho
can you believe a heating pad manifested as a person in our realm of existence
oh, and my favorite intern, tokoyami “it’s not a phase mom” fumikage. but I like to call him darkness dementia ebony ravenway
and thomas the tank engine was all right, but Bubblegum Scientist yeeted him
and spidertape has an interesting quirk. reminded me of ben 10. hey, do you remember that show? good shit. I want to be the fish when I grow up
ngl the grape fetus hiding in the octopussy scared me
hey guys why didn’t anyone tell me pokemon came out for the switch? I had a right to know
who told me to at this gremlin @snowoverforest when this girl came on stage
what the fuck is gravity when you have wings
I hope you all like the 200 special surprise :)
special announcement when we hit 200. all you baby birds are being gathered for a reason
How would you describe yourself on the cinnamon roll scale?
A note from PR Ivan: Yeah, fuck that noise. This disaster technically qualifies as, “Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you,” good intentions or no. Tell him to take time off to help himself every once in a while.
If I ate 17 hot dogs in daylight saving times hour,and then turned the time back,did I actually eat the hot dogs?
Bruh wtf
you’ve heard of the word forsaken, but what about forsucc’d
who needs a hero when your idol is regina george
I don’t even know how to react to this rn
I tend to do that to people, it's okay chickadee 😘
Hawks is secretly little Dickie
Hey, there’s nothing little about my–!
they call him shigaraki TOEmura, cuz hes got some toes
has this been done yet?
OOC: I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE MEMED THE TOE FIC JWGSJDJSBSMSJ
Reference to this: https://interrogate-hawks.tumblr.com/post/177211937536/yo-dudes
Yo dudes
I just had this wicked vivid fucking dream and I am not drinking before bed ever again.
who needs a hero when your idol is regina george
Do you have any... other traits of a bird? Habits? (Mating dance?)
Ahem.
Once upon a time, there was a great man named Hawks, a man who valiantly carries his agency on his shoulders and takes his employees under his great big red wings (which are great, btw). One Monday morning, Hawks walks into his building to see his PR representatives unfortunately deprived of sleep. A tragedy. Ivan is chewing paper, Bunny is struggling to keep her claws from the coffee machine, and Simba is shitposting out of habit like a zombie.
So, the legend himself, Hawks—kind, caring, compassionate Hawks—decides to rescue his precious staff whose faces are covered by the mountains of paperwork (thanks, Tanaka from accounting).
Hawks puts his hands on his hips and surveys room trashed by stray paper. He whistles, and it sounds like a harp an angel plays. “Man, Tanaka really crunched the wrong numbers here,” he says. The dashing young hero moves to release his reps from guweh;guhegfq;u4;8oyt2882579826583yfhi--
(Enough of these lies, Hawks!)
The truth of what happened, as narrated by PR rep Bunny:
The Winged Headass: Hawks stumbled into his overworked PR Team's office an hour later than agreed with a half-melted frappe in one hand and a suspiciously large bouquet of flowers in the other, soot-stained face as guilty as ever.
"Guys," he called out hesitantly, "how much trouble am I going to be in if I started a new fried chicken meme? Hypothetically, of course."
Rep Simba, the only reason Hawks hasn't been banned from Twitter in 240 characters or less, raised her head from the keyboard. "Hypothetically," she drawled, "I'm going to personally see to it that you're banned from every KFC in a fifty mile radius for the next month."
"Hypothetically, I'm going to take two weeks off, paid and let you handle this yourself." Rep Ivan, dead tired to the point of delirium in the form of chewing up complaint forms- many, many complaint forms- didn't even bother to open her eyes.
Rep Bunny, currently breaking an astounding all time record of two days without caffeine, yet somehow still twitching, fixed Hawks with a glare. "Hypothetically," she said, "I'm going to wreck your shit."
Hawks cleared his throat awkwardly, like the awkward dumbass he is, and gently set the bouquet between the three overworked saints and his southern-fried dumbassery. "Well, then I didn't start a new meme about fried chicken being a euphemism for sex."
Rep Bunny didn't bother to look at the horror on sweet, pure Rep Simba's face as her laptop started pinging with notifications. She nailed him in the head with a chipped Ryuuku mug.
it’s okay hawks you’re a solid 10! ...out of 100!
BIG MOOD 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸