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no, im not related to the duolingo bird, no matter what forums from 2012 say

#mod simba #pr rep simba #the only way we're remotely similar is that we both have wings #and I MAY have had to beat someone's kneecaps #but that's IT #don't look at me like that #remember to do your Spanish lesson #I will find you if you don't do it

I hope you all like the 200 special surprise :)

#bnha hawks #hawks #bnha #mha #mha hawks #hawks bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #this has been my dream for 4 months or 8 years I can't remember #BUT #it's happening #lmao @ me when endeavor checks his bank account #consider this my payment for trauma #mod simba #pr rep simba

who needs a hero when your idol is regina george

#hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #you can't fly with us #the bunny ear look is an acquired taste #on Wednesdays we wear tan #I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular #mod Simba #pr rep simba

you’ve heard of the word forsaken, but what about forsucc’d

#hawks #bnha hawks #bnha #mha hawks #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mod simba #pr rep simba #operation one whole bird has been complete #everyone who doesn't agree can @ me #this is a crucial development to english #along with meese #someone write a book on me #ya dude needs the forsucc #what are problems when you have memes #and bad coping mechanisms lol

Dear diary,

Did you know that some turtles can breathe through their assholes?

#hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #hawk's declassified super secret hero thoughts #reps are busy let's get shitposting #holla at ya boy hawks #the plural of moose should be meese but that's a lecture for another day #don't mind me just procrastinating on. . .an assignment :)#mod simba #pr rep simba #ms paint edited

Opinion on hotwings?

My involvement with hotwings is morally questionable….as in I really shouldn’t eat them because they rim my asshole red like dante’s 8th circle of hell, but goddamn are they tasty

#hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #pluck 'em one by one nom nom #my future self will hate me but he can @ me #always winging it #mod Simba #mod Ivan #pr rep simba #pr rep ivan #pls no ship wars #this is a peaceful wasteland

Does endeavor is gay?

Listen, Endeavor’s business is his business, but he’s on fire and flaming either way

#hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #pr rep simba #mod simba

Ahem.

Once upon a time, there was a great man named Hawks, a man who valiantly carries his agency on his shoulders and takes his employees under his great big red wings (which are great, btw). One Monday morning, Hawks walks into his building to see his PR representatives unfortunately deprived of sleep. A tragedy. Ivan is chewing paper, Bunny is struggling to keep her claws from the coffee machine, and Simba is shitposting out of habit like a zombie.

So, the legend himself, Hawks—kind, caring, compassionate Hawks—decides to rescue his precious staff whose faces are covered by the mountains of paperwork (thanks, Tanaka from accounting).

Hawks puts his hands on his hips and surveys room trashed by stray paper. He whistles, and it sounds like a harp an angel plays. “Man, Tanaka really crunched the wrong numbers here,” he says. The dashing young hero moves to release his reps from guweh;guhegfq;u4;8oyt2882579826583yfhi--

(Enough of these lies, Hawks!)

The truth of what happened, as narrated by PR rep Bunny:

The Winged Headass: Hawks stumbled into his overworked PR Team's office an hour later than agreed with a half-melted frappe in one hand and a suspiciously large bouquet of flowers in the other, soot-stained face as guilty as ever.

"Guys," he called out hesitantly, "how much trouble am I going to be in if I started a new fried chicken meme? Hypothetically, of course."

Rep Simba, the only reason Hawks hasn't been banned from Twitter in 240 characters or less, raised her head from the keyboard. "Hypothetically," she drawled, "I'm going to personally see to it that you're banned from every KFC in a fifty mile radius for the next month."

"Hypothetically, I'm going to take two weeks off, paid and let you handle this yourself." Rep Ivan, dead tired to the point of delirium in the form of chewing up complaint forms- many, many complaint forms- didn't even bother to open her eyes.

Rep Bunny, currently breaking an astounding all time record of two days without caffeine, yet somehow still twitching, fixed Hawks with a glare. "Hypothetically," she said, "I'm going to wreck your shit."

Hawks cleared his throat awkwardly, like the awkward dumbass he is, and gently set the bouquet between the three overworked saints and his southern-fried dumbassery. "Well, then I didn't start a new meme about fried chicken being a euphemism for sex."

Rep Bunny didn't bother to look at the horror on sweet, pure Rep Simba's face as her laptop started pinging with notifications. She nailed him in the head with a chipped Ryuuku mug.

#hawks #bnha hawks #mha hawks #based on a true story is hawks using his artistic creativity #the overworked mods are gonna body slam hawks #don't look for him because we'll. . .handle him #pr rep simba #mod Simba #pr rep bunny #mod bunny