Interrogate Light.

Now that I am no longer in the realm of the living, I have found it useful to have this blog in order to answer some questions and clear up any confusion about my life, personal or otherwise. Everyone is welcome, whether they be enemies or followers of Kira.

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To whomever has the Death Note - you’re doing it wrong, buddy.

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Hi Light-kun! I just wanted to say that despite what you did I think your still rather likeable...I don't know why I would perceive or think of you that way but I guess it's just a matter of emotions I suppose. Anyhow if you and L had gotten along and you became true best friends what do you think would have happened between you both? Would it be something more or just the same platonic relationship? and also don't you find him strange sometimes?

I believe your emotions are trying to tell you that there is no need to use “despite” when referring to my actions, since there was, after all, no ill intention in the grand scheme of my plan. It is pleasing to know that your instincts were able to overcome the mistaken, general view of me as a person, and I thank you for the timid compliment.

As far as your question regarding L goes, there is not much to add. In fact, we managed to become rather close in the time spent together, as both of us thought very highly of justice as an ideal and purpose. Of course, I was able to find a rather unique sort of equal in him, which made our chance to interact even more satisfying. However, there is no real reason to imagine that kind of relationship ever developing into anything more, especially between two people such as L and I. I am by no means trying to degrade same-sex relationships, but I definitely would not consider myself as a possible candidate for one.

There have been several times that I addressed L’s strange nature and my thoughts regarding it, but to put it shortly, yes, L was indeed quite the unique individual.

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Was it really you who killed Beyond Birthday, or is it just a coincidence that he died of a heart attack?

I have already answered this question previously, but for the sake of addressing this issue again, I will simply state that mere coincidences occur very rarely, and that was definitely not the case with his death.

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I haven't been on your blog in forever, Light. But it's good to see it is still up and you're standing as strong as usual!

Thank you, Anon, I appreciate the kind thought. Despite the fact that this message was probably received long before you had lost any hope of me answering it, I am still here and will forever be, since “forever” is all I have now.

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Say in the perfect world, you've already killed all the criminals, every evil from the world. You are the only one left who has committed a crime-many crimes actually. Will you do the deed and get rid of yourself, in order to truly achieve the perfect world? Would it not be hypocritical if you did not write your name, since you'd be the only one who has shed blood, regardless of reason? I'm not sure if this was asked.

Dear Anon, people shed blood for multiple reasons. Some shed blood for pleasure, some dirty their hands with the blood of the innocent out of necessity. Thus, there is a difference between a criminal who finds pleasure in slicing the throat of a desperate, pleading victim, and a farmer who slices the throat of a chicken to feed his family.

I also dirtied my hands out of necessity, the entire world’s need for safety. Therefore, people would continue to shed blood, and perhaps I would have continued as well here and there, but I would have never killed harmless farmers, or myself. Now, of course, vegans could argue, but that is irrelevant.

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Do you think, now that Near has the death note, that there is a chance of him becoming Kira? Not quite the same as Kira, obviously, but essentially ridding the world of evil with the death note.

Near was far too indoctrinated by L’s own ideology, that even if he did not necessarily view himself as only a perfected version of L, he always made sure to follow into his footsteps and take them further, yet towards the same direction. Using the Death Note to rid the world of criminals was something that L would have never considered and, thus, something that neither Near would. Like I’ve mentioned in a previous answer, the Death Note is the only quick and efficient method to minimize the crime phenomenon, yet L and, subsequently, Near, do not wish for it to be that way. For them, a world filled with crime is merely a playground. Why would they want all their toys taken away all of a sudden? They find pleasure in the game itself, not in completing it. I wished to complete it and end it once and for all. Now, I’m afraid there is no chance for that, other than a bunch of kids playing without end in a playground filled with human filth.

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Yes, L is dead, but L was answering on that blog AFTER he died. He mentioned he was answering it in heaven or something. Explain that.

L? In Heaven? Now, that’s quite an interesting thought that I’d have never considered. Also, I am by no means in any capacity to explain what might have “happened” to him and cause him to stop answering questions. However, if I were to take a wild guess, perhaps that “Heaven” he was talking about hasn’t been that nice to him lately?

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Where is the Death Note? - A Kira supporter

Clearly not in your hands.

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Hello Light. If you had the opportunity to stop L without killing him, would you keep him prisoner? That way you can have someone at your intellectual level to talk to, that way when you do achieve your goal of building your new world, you won't be depressed again from boredom? Also now that you would have the opportunity, do you think you would be able to convince him to accept your viewpoint? And if so how? ((Also to the owner of this blog, the way you write Light is amazing! Good job!))

First of all, I would like to thank you for your kind words and, second, I see the need to apologize for the inconvenience of you having to wait a rather long time for me to get to your question. Yet, as I mentioned before, time passes slightly differently for me.

With those being said, no, I would not choose to keep him as a prisoner. Indeed, the thought of having someone by my side with whom I could interact on my level would be a nice, yet improbable scenario. Because it is L that we are talking about, I never said that I did not respect his own set of skills and his strengths. Nonetheless, the way he chose to use them was rather selfish and ineffective in the grand scheme of things. He would have never managed to rid the world of criminals and, even so, that was never his intention from the beginning. Being a detective was more of a passion to him, something that offered him a place and a meaning to hold on to. Why would he ever wish for that to stop? He needed criminals to exist, the harder to catch, the better.

As I mentioned, I respected L greatly. Thus, even if I had the ability to safely confine him and pursue my goal, I know that it would be a great inconvenient for him. And that would have been something incredibly selfish of me to do, and since, unlike him, I have always managed to prevent myself from being selfish, I doubt I would have ever considered to keep him as a mere captive. Because we all know he would never be able to view my plan the way I did.

That is my answer. I hope it was satisfactory enough.

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Would you feel bad if you learned someone you killed was actually innocent? What would your emotions be?

I am sure it would be impossible for me to commit such a mistake, however, if that ever were the case, I would only view their death as a lesson to keep in mind, in order to avoid a similar failure. Yes, it would be a failure, yet their death would not be in vain, therefore I would not consider it as a complete failure, as it contributed to the improvement of my future actions.

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How do you feel about puns?

As long as they do not imply false claims regarding my sexual orientation, I have nothing against them.

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eye luv u lieet imagaySUDDEN MAGIG ANON YOU ARE A FNAF SECURITY GUARD FOR FIVE ASKS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLhave a nice day

My set of skills would prevent me for being a mere security guard even if I tried to play as one, despite the fact that, dare I say, I can be quite an exquisite actor.

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The "Question Detective L" blog hasn't updated since 2012. What do you think happened to him?

I am sure this is not, by any means, recent news to any of you, but even so I find it necessary to remind you that L is dead. Hope this answers your question.

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So you're saying you don't miss me?? But...But...But...WHY NOT?!!!!! AIN'T I M YOUR GIRLFRIEND??

After all this time spent in complete numbness, I find it safe to say that I am completely devoid of human emotions, therefore it would be impossible for me to miss you, as missing someone also implies sensing the passing of time whilst, for me, time has no meaning any longer. Also, I would not encourage, in any way, thoughts of necrophilia among my followers, and thus, I kindly ask you to refrain from calling yourself my “girlfriend”. Thank you for your understanding.

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A ghost cannot die.

Therefore, I’m once again willing to answer your questions. I believe in the ability of my followers to, once again, offer me a series of pleasant surprises and I know that I shall not be disappointed.

Thank you.

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You know I could understand you killing Naomi since from your point of view she was a threat. Why however did you decide to go the extra mile of sadism and taunt her as she went to kill herself. Did that help make the world better in anyway or did you just want to be a sore winner?

Me? A sadist? She would have ended up dead sooner or later, depending on how she would have chosen to interfere in Kira’s plans. She signed for her own suicide when stepping into my way. I only did what she forced me to do. Killing an outstandingly intelligent woman such as herself was clearly a loss. Before dying, I figured that she needed to at least know who Kira actually was. For her own peace of mind. She died knowing. She died by her own hands. And I gave her that privilege out of respect. 

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I just have to say you would be an outstanding Light Yagami for roleplaying. Why is it that you don't have a Light roleplay account? XD

Anon, you might be a bit confused and clearly mistaking me for those other blogs run by people trying their best to wear my mask, but I am here to clear it up for you. I am Light Yagami, and, yes, you could say that, as every other human being, I am roleplaying. I am playing the role of my life. Although life has damned me to this eternal nothingness, I am still here and fighting more than ever to cling to whatever keeps me from completely drifting away into the void of nonexistence. You could say that, ironically, I am more alive and willing to live than ever.