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igorpjorrt

carotryin-blog

here's my advice

yes, eat that

no, do not text back the fuckboy

hush, her sex life is none of our business

coconut oil

4nn4v4l

houdinigenie

ok so yall may need to take a fucking seat because thERE IS SUCH THING AS PIGEON CHICKENS

forget fiery pits

this is what is in hell

why do thEY EXIST? PRAY FOR ME

artaline

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

alivesmilinggirl

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

mockiato-deactivated20200315

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

asgardreid-deactivated20180407

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

ritavonbees

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

princess-of-the-worlds

High-key sideeyeing Emma Stone said that that the Best Director nominees are four men and Greta Gerwig. When will white feminists learn that, just because they are not women, doesn’t mean that Jordan Peele and Guillermo Del Toro’s nominations are not as meaningful as Greta Gerwig’s?

And what was the first thing that Guillermo Del Toro said in his acceptance speech? He highlighted that he was an immigrant.