Name: "🦄". In 20s. ManyGendered FagDyke Freakthing. Polyamorous inside and out. Probably somewhere on the gray-asexual and demiromantic/hyperromantic spectrums with heavy openness to queerplatonic relationships but it's complicated.
Sideblog for unhinged perversion because being like this on main would be overwhelming. Run mainly by one person in a plural system of many others who are also fictosexuals, weirdos, queerians, plural4plural, and have in-sys relationships who may also post here at some point if they want. I'm cool with it. If this account gets nuked because this site is a puritan hellhole you can also check out our page on Eka's Portal.
If you know who I am good for you IDC not trying to hide or advertise just kind of letting myself exist openly. Would appreciate no one referencing my main at all publicly or parasocial behavior from those who may have vaugely known the other people in our system or I in kink spaces or elsewhere.
I have a lot of kinks & fetishes that vary a great deal. Some of them deal with sensitive subject matters in fiction. Most of them are just weird. Viewer discretion highly advised. Don't expect too much consistency in what I post.
I will post content warnings on longform text posts, tags on all posts for filtering, previews for my own images, and have readmores/previews on images I post, but I will not go beyond that.
Tagging system / expected content for filtering
PLEASE CLICK READ MORE IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN TRIGGERS YOU NEED TO BLOCK TAGS FOR!
Now on a normal website I would love to just tag with the name of the kink but:
This site loves banning queer fetishists (while their ads and 10 billion spam bots regularly post porn everywhere -_-) so y'know. Gotta stay kind of under the radar
I kind of don't want to be discovered by a shit ton of people I will probably lock or delete this blog if it gets too much attention. This is my personal exercise in not hiding behind shame, I'm not going out of my way to try to meet people or do commissions or anything. We've been there done that not really for me right now.
For these reasons I will not use mainstream tags.
You might see some kinks that are weird or upsetting to you I will block you if you bitch about them to me. I don't endorse abuse IRL and any fictionalized kinks involving that I would never partake in outside of roleplay with consenting parties capable of said consent. If you can't believe that please do us both a favor and leave. Also I made all these emoji combos on the fly without reference so also if you try to accuse me of them having some kind of ulterior meaning I'm stealing something out of your house. You can accuse me of them being cringe though it was hard to come up with combos that were likely to not be already in use for all of these so some of them kind of suck.
Copy and paste any of the following tags (text+emoji combo as one tag with no spaces ex. tags would show up as #ImNormal😇🍨 #8008135👀🚤 on posts) into Tumblr's built in tag filters in your settings or into your preferred browser extension for blocking or tracking:
Non kink specific tags:
HiiiHello👋💬 = personal rambles
SillyGoofy😆🃏 = joke/humor posts
MyStuff🖼️✒️ = art/writing/creations of my own making
DaMoreUKnow🎓📚 = sex education & RACK type posts
OohPretty🌸✨ = Aestheticposting
ThatsEmbarassing😳🎭 = Humiliation
ThatsVERYEmbarassing😖🎭 = Extreme Humuliation
Haha😄🫵 = Degradation
PainFun⛓️💥 = General BDSM
PainFunTied⛓️🪢 = Bondage
PainGiver⛓️😈 = Sadism
PainedOne⛓️🤕 = Masochism
PainSlap💥🍑 = Spanking
ChainedOff⛓️❌ = Chastity
PetsU⛓️🐾 = Pet Play
PetsDog⛓️🐶 = Puppy Play
PetsPony⛓️🐴 = Pony Play
GoingBeastmode🐺🌲 = Primal
SwirlyEyed😵⌚ = hypnosis
YoureDummyNow🧠🤏 = Bimbofication
ItsGirlTime😵🎀 = forcefem
ItsBoyTime😵♂️= forcemasc
ItsGuysTime😵♾️= forceplural
LetsGetWorse😵👿 = corruption
LetsGetPerfect😵😇 = purification
SnorkMimimi😴💤 = somnophilia
OhhNoooo😖❣️ = consensual non-consent
Hmmmm🤔⁉️ = dubious consent (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
WuhOh😨‼️ nonconsensual/rape (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
Yikers😱💥 = General abusive dynamics (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
Woozy🥴💊 = General drug use
Lettuce🥴🍁 = Weed use
Boozy🥴🍺 = Drinking
DDLG&more👇💞 = Daddy/Mommy/Sibling/Similar fauxcest dynamics (not automatically incest, age gap, or any other form of ageplay unless otherwise specified)
FolgersMoment☕️💞 = incest (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
CumInCumIn🍆🥛 = Breeding
AmIGregnant🫄💗 = General Pregnancy
FujoshingOut🫃💗 = Mpreg
ABOingOut🕳️💦 = alpha/beta/omega
EggLayer🫄🥚 = egg laying & oviposition
IHeartObject😍🔺️ = Objectophilia
IHeartPlush😍🧸 = Plushophilia
IHeartConcept😍💭 = Attraction to concepts
IHeartLeafs😍🪴 = Florasexuality (plants)
IAmObject🛋🪄 = Object Transformation & Auto-Objectophilia
FuckingBitesYou👅🦷 = maws/mawplay
FuckingGetsYou😋🥩 = vore
FuckingGetsYouGently🍦🥩 = soft vore
FuckingGetsYouDie🩸🥩 = hard vore
FuckingGetsYouEw🍑🥩 = anal vore
FuckingGetsYouPP🌰🥩 = cock & or ball vore
FuckingGetsYouItem🟦🥩 = object vore (usually vored by object)
FuckingGetsYouWeird🤨🥩 = atypical vore (really broad category of anything that doesn't fit into the above, be warned. I don't post unbirthing or vaginal vore btw.)
UrFullUp😋🍔 = Stuffing
UrFatNow😋⚖️ = Weight Gain (via food rather than expansion by other means)
UrBeefyNow💪⚖️ = Muscle & baraposting
MakesUBigAndRound🎈➕ = General Inflation & Expansion
TummyBigAndRound➕⭕️ = Tummy Inflation & Expansion
AssBigAndRound➕🍑 = Butt Inflation & Expansion
TitsBigAndRound➕🚤 = Boob Inflation & Expansion
PPBigAndLong➕🍆 = Penis Inflation & Expansion
BigFatKnuts➕🔮 = Ball Inflation & Expansion
BigLoads➕🥛 = Cum Inflation
LargeXSmall◻️⬜ =Size Difference
Goddamn🥵8️ = General Hyper
GODAAAAAM🌎🪐 = Extreme Hyper
MassiveXIttybitty🏙️🐜 = Macro/Micro
SquashesU🪑💥= Crushing
SquashesUFlat💥📃= Flattening
TheSnifferrr🐽🌫️ = Musk
StomachNoises⭕️🔊 = Stomach Growls
Eructophile🫢💨 = Burping
Eproctophile🍑💨 = Farting (Very hesitant to post this publicly but it is for better or for worse a core part of our sexuality so I should probably learn to accept that)
Emetophile🤢🤮 = Vomiting (Not usually into this but we have reblogged posts about it so)
PeepeeMoment💛🌊 = Watersports (without clothes)
PeesYourPants💛🩲 = Omorashi (Wetting in clothes)
TimeWeird⌛🕰️ = General Ageplay
CaresforYou⌛🫂 = CG/L dynamics
FuckThatOldMan⌛↔️ = Age gap (significantly large age gaps I mean I'm not tagging this shit for characters that are like 2 years older than each other)
LittlesYou⌛⏪ = Age regression
BigsYou⌛⏩ = Age progression
Awawa🍼🖍️ = Just the AB half of ABDL, Adult who is infantalized, no diapers
PaddedAwawa🍼🧷 = ABDL aka involving diaper wearing and infantalism
AccidentAwawa🍼🧃 = ABDL involving wetting (not going to post ABDL involving soiling)
(ALL CHARACTERS IN AGEPLAY & RELATED ARE 18+
Also note that I am aware that age regression as a psychological phenomena and nonsexual activity are things that exist alongside the kink variant. We experience both of those as well. We are not sexualizing your regression. We are sexualizing our own because we aren't always chaste uwu innocent "pure" in that state.)
DoomedByNarrative⚠️☠️ = General "Bad" Ends
FuckedByNarrative☠️🪦 = Death aka situations that result in it (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
WooooASluuut🪦👻 = Undead/Ghost & similar characters
YummyGutsEverywhere🫀🍬 = Candy guro
BloodyGutsEverywhere🫀🩸 = Guro (FICTIONAL/FANTASY/ROLEPLAY DEPICTIONS ONLY)
I am not currently planning on tagging for nudity, queerness in any form, affection or dominance/submission dynamics.
I will post updates to this as their own posts & additions here if there are any significant tagging updates.
I am open to specific triggers being tagged for if they're not already here, just ask!
You know, I do continually find it odd how people on this site will associate kinks and sexuality they dont like with whiteness. Like there is absolutely stuff to unpack with how kink interfaces with race as a subset of how the socially constructed category of race influences everything but I dont think that's "no black person would ever like this kink" like I just don't think thats true
It's a weird repressive fantasy that perversion is a unique "disease" of people who have too much time on their hands, to be unsatisfied with the simple things, which, of course, the oppressed classes of people are unilaterally content with, because in their ignominy they lack desire and their oppression is their emotional identity. Incredibly white exceptionalist take
Not me getting turned on by the level in the new katamari game where you get rolled around and eat a bunch of food until you get big and round at a royal banquet @////@
there's a parasitic, headless horselike alien creature. its little, its cute to attract people. it's shiny and plainly colored, from coat to tailtip. maybe pure black or white or something neon. maybe it's transparent. they come in many variations, after all. maybe itll act like its trapped and needs help. a hoof stuck in a hole, perhaps. if someone comes into close contact with it - somebody nice, who just wants to help the poor animal, who is silently and futilely trying to free itself - itll immediately begin to merge with them. itll slowly replace the lower half of the person, until they lose feeling in their legs. after a while, sensation will return. but it's a new sensation, like their veins have been multiplied and stretched. it's a big sensation that the upright, two-legged host has never felt before. maybe they'll stay lying down in shock for a while until they realize it. maybe they'll accidentally kick out a leg and that's how they find out. reflexively they pop up onto their four new legs, turning around clumsily a few times. the alien parasite is now one with the host, who has been, essentially, centaurified. it'll take a while to get used to this completely new body shape; not all human, not all animal. maybe it's hard plastic, maybe smooth rubber, or a cool slime. these creatures have many subspecies. but regardless it's okay. it's mutually beneficial. the creature can keep living and the host is now a cute centaur. so it's okay, even if they fall down a few times because four legs is so WEIRD and new but they'll get used to it. now help that poor horsie over there ok?? it's Stuck.
no hate to the people whose monsterfuckery stuff begins and ends with werewolves and elves and vampires but we really have two different kinks that are called the same thing
oh my gfod i just found out about this microphone mask that goes around your face like a muzzle and muffles your voice irl but records it clearly. imagining a dom muzzling me and playing with my vibe over a call while i'm stuffed and overstimulating me while i scream and moan for them and no one else can hear 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i don't understand why clothed sex doesn't get more attention???? sucking a girl's dick through the fly of her jeans?? pulling someone's underwear to the side and hiking up their skirt to bend them over the table?? passionate sweaty making out and groping through clothing every time you get a spare few moments of privacy in public????? hello is this thing on??????
guy 1 is bi. guy 2 is "straight". guy 1 is instructing guy 2 on how to fuck the girl and slowly escalating how dommy he gets. it ends with both of them frotting inside her. you see it.
"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex
