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INTJ & ENTP moments: bad puns
ENTP: what is your brother doing to stay up so late?
INTJ: school trip and they tried to save money by sending him back on a late flight
ENTP: HAH
ENTP: Poor them
INTJ: pun intended 😎
INTJ: but yes, poor them
ENTP: I am a pungeon master
INTJ: come punge into the deep end
ENTP: it's all part of the pun
INTJ: perfectly punintentional
INTJ & ENTP Moments: Sinking too low
ENTP: hey INTJ
INTJ: hi ENTP
ENTP: I'm bored, let's Skype ;)
INTJ: ... not a good idea unless I want to simultaneously wake 5 people up and piss them off
ENTP: YES
ENTP: IT'S A GOOD IDEA
INTJ: NO
INTJ: IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA
ENTP: what makes it terrible is your attitude
INTJ: OOO you just went there
INTJ: you sunk as low as your height
ENTP: !!!
ENTP: hey
ENTP: ohgod
ENTP: how tall ARE you?!
INTJ: taller than your inflated ego, that's for sure
INTJ: 172 cm >:D
ENTP: HAH
ENTP: I'M TALLER SHORTY!!
ENTP: SINKING LOWER THAN YOUR HEIGHT
INTJ: ...
INTJ: how tall are you?!
INTJ: I mean, the inflated ego probably gives you an extra 10 cm
INTJ: not my fault I don't have one
ENTP: well true
ENTP: but that would make me 185 cm
INTJ: aww man
INTJ: no more height jokes 💔
ENTP: I'm too tall for that
ENTP: I have the moral high ground
INTJ: but that comment sunk too low to reach it!
ENTP: what
ENTP: what
ENTP: what
ENTP: sorry
ENTP: can't hear you over the moral high ground
INTJ: are you implying that your ego is so high
INTJ: you've gone beyond the moral high ground?
INTJ: now that's blasphemous
ENTP: I am morally grounded up so high that I am indifferent to your protests
INTJ: ...
INTJ: I can trip you because you're too high up to see the ground
INTJ: you won't know what hit you and your face will hit the concrete
ENTP: this has gotten so literal
ENTP: I'm literally so confused
INTJ: you're too high up to understand
INTJ: guess you could say...
INTJ: your head's in the clouds >:D
ENTP: 😞
ENTP: Oh, is that INTJ? INTJ (me): Yes. How is life lately? ENTP: I've just been walking, talking. INTJ (me): reading, living, writing. ENTP: jumping, hopping. INTJ (me): popping, locking, jamming. ENTP: Skipping, slapping, clapping, picking up what people are putting down.
ENTP: I contribute nothing to conversations. Just dank memes. ENTP: You need to be consoled? Dank memes. You want a laugh? Dank memes.
ENFP teacher: You need more characters than that. And NO robots. ENTP: Okay, what about a robot that's conscious, so it's practically human. INTJ: Yeah, and you could have it indistinguishable from real humans. ENFP teacher: Okay, THAT'S fine, as long as no one knows- ENTP: I have to explain that he's a robot. ENFP teacher: No, you really don't.
everything's a competition
ENTP: I am stupid. INTP: I bet I'm worse than you are. ENTP: No, I'm the stupidest. INTP: No, I'm stupider. ENTP: I am stupider-ier INTP: I'm stupider-ier-ier! ENTP: I'm stupider-ier-ier-ier!
INTJ (me): Hello, math boy. ENTP: I told you not to call me that! INTJ (me): What would you rather I call you? ENTP: ... Dumb boy. INTJ (me): Are you trying to fight. Do you wanna fight, math boy? ENTP: Well, you'd probably win. I am tall. I fall faster. INTJ (me): You actually want to fight? Okay, ENTP, let's go. Right now. ENTP: We would only have 15 seconds to fight, then the bell would ring and we'd be late to class. INTJ (me): True.
*INTJ writing zeros* ENTP: That's not a zero, that's an egg ENTP: That's not a zero, that's the earth crying. ENTP: That's not a zero, that's a time machine. INTJ (me): You need the little electrical spikes and a command area and... ENTP: Yeah. And a "do not enter" sign INTJ (me): And a step area... And the glass here to cover the person- ENTP: That's not glass. That's a wormhole. INTJ (me): Yes. A wormhole. And there's the guy watching from afar... ENTP: And there's the guy who died on the steps... ENTP: ! He's actually an alien! INTJ (me): Oh. My. God. What'd he die from?? ENTP: Plague cancer. INTJ (me): Goddamn alien plague cancer. *sniffles* every time.
