INTJ Life Crisis

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[beaft]

hanging out with other ADHD people is such a balm. i can interrupt them midsentence and go “look at that nice duck!!” and they’ll immediately turn around and go “oh my god that is a GOOD duck” instead of just snapping at me to pay attention

[adultingrefs]

And then we can immediately go back to what we were talking about without transition

[intj-life-crisis]

How’s isolation for everyone?

Am I the only one who will come out of lockdown with an unofficial degree in psychology, 3 completed puzzles, 5 paint by numbers masterpieces, a full 6 pack, ability to do the splits and a new boyfriend?

I have to say, I’m thriving at this distanced dating thing. Staying home all day everyday is the one time that an INTJ’s true power comes into play.

[intj-life-crisis]

I love that I wrote this back in April. Things have largely stayed the same but that boyfriend is love gained and lost.

It feels like a whole different era. I can’t even explain it.

How are you all doing?

[anxietyproblem]

[mbtiandstuffz]

Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

[phoenixplume117]

I love this so much. Real life truly is more interesting than any fanciful lies people can make up about themselves.

[studentlifeproblems]

Does anyone know what day it is today?

[rattboo-deactivated20210224]

like junetember 75th i think

[official-lucifers-child]

march 33rd

[etceteraetcetc]

its frickin april?

[official-lucifers-child]

bullshit

[guiltiest-gear]

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

[rheevalka]

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

[jordynthepotato]

it’s october 195

[nookisms]

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

[zaldrizdoron-darilaros]

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

[stevviefox]

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

[raimagnolia]

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

[secretroomba]

It is September 9728th, 1993

[nofilterzone13]

This post is wholesome

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[just-another-disordered-soul]

I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago

[p3nny4urth0ught5-deactivated202]

I use oh okay and no problem about 50 times a day I feel like

[kevinexeworld-deactivated202009]

an everyday cycle

[thats-our-lamp]

“I understand” and “oh ok” 1234567times a day

[intj-life-crisis]

How’s isolation for everyone?

Am I the only one who will come out of lockdown with an unofficial degree in psychology, 3 completed puzzles, 5 paint by numbers masterpieces, a full 6 pack, ability to do the splits and a new boyfriend?

I have to say, I’m thriving at this distanced dating thing. Staying home all day everyday is the one time that an INTJ’s true power comes into play.

[anxietyproblem]

[lilmissloner]

Me if another thirsty dude tries to slide into my DMs😂😂

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

[mentosmorii]

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

[casettadellorso]

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

[rue-nightly]

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

[eh-fandomtrash]

Ammunition.

[intj-life-crisis]

But I already saw you this week?

Dating is hard. How do people have so much energy to do things so often? It’s not that I’m not interested, but I’m tired and texting exists.

[intj-life-crisis]

INTJ online dating

Maybe it’s just me and my old soul, but I’ve just hit my mid twenties and found myself single and on a dating app for the first time.

These are my thoughts about 1 week in.

The good

- not having to figure out if someone is single

- knowing upfront how old they are

- starting conversations knowing intentions - none of that “What do they want from me?”

- apps give you a conversation starter

- conversations not in real time mean having time to think about responses opposed to freezing in real life

- easy to exit, no need to make awkward excuses or worry about them doing anything to you

- they can’t see you flirting with other people

The bad

- the intentions of talking to people is weird

- talking about myself seems like a waste of time

- talking to multiple people at the same time feels morally wrong

- so hard getting a real feel about the other person

- judging a whole person based on a few words and a couple of pictures

- what do you say to someone you don’t know at all?

- not getting a response and not knowing why - did they see my like/message? Did they not like my look? My profile? Why???

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[blossomfully]

“You were thirteen, lying on her bed swearing you’d be best friends forever. Nowadays you barely talk. Nowadays you pass each other with your heads shoved down, like strangers who are scared to make a noise. The inside of her bedroom is no longer pastel pink; she no longer wears her hair long. You can’t remember the exact moment you stopped sharing secrets, all you know is you no longer know her favourite song. You can’t remember the exact moment things changed, or whether there was an exact moment at all. But these days you pass each other in the corridors and thirteen year old you wonders what went wrong.”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #279  // “We were so close, now we’re like strangers.” (via blossomfully)