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spooky,sexual n sad x 🌹 [18+ nsfw]

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paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

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Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It's me I'm bitches

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i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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they fuck it up then blame it on you

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Everything Okay?

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so my boyfriend was telling me about this one time when he was about 14, he was so chuffed that he had randomly found like 20 creme eggs on his walk home from the village. like just randomly scattered on garden walls, on the floor, benches, garden ornaments etc etc.

so of course, my little piggy of a boyfriend is over the freakin moon, collecting all these little creme eggs and stuffing them in his pouch of his jumper, getting more and more excited with each one.

so during his little accidental hunt, some lady pulls over in her car, noticing him scoffing down a creme egg, with a pouch bulging full of them. she winds down her window and yells at him, for these creme eggs. of course he's still totally confused as to where these have came from, and in shock that other people knew about these creme eggs and haven't taken them! she then goes on in her rant to explain these creme eggs was part of an Easter Egg hunt for Brownies (English version of Girl Scouts), and that he had totally ruined their Easter Egg hunt. she then proceeds to tell him that of course he needs to go apologise.

so my dumb ass boyfriend had to go and upset about 30 little girls excited for their Easter Egg hunt, because he thought these creme eggs just magically appeared.

and that, is how my boyfriend ruined about 30 little girls day.