[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiihhhh]

[history-aesthetics-deactivated2]

[ren-needsaving]

[newendy]

[hesperiinae-deactivated20181218]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[coolgirl]

Who invented honey mustard. I wanna send their family a fruits basket

[nellyscorner]

luxury🌹✨

[suslancat-deactivated20181120]

[powerpuffcats]

suslankedi.tumblr.com

[wormspeddler]

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

[duymadilar-deactivated20190516]

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

Kurban olurum

[jpeyk]

[jokerinyaraizi]

[tooiconic]

A PSA FOR WOMEN:

- Causing purposeful bodily harm to your boyfriend is abuse. 😊 - Slapping your boyfriend or “your man” is abuse. 😊 - Hitting a man for saying something you don’t like is not okay and it is assault. 😊 - Women slapping/hitting/beating up men is assualt. 😊 - Women hurting men physically and/or emotionally isnt funny and it’s not okay. 😊

Now you know. 😊😊😊