You Don't Know Me IRL

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[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum

Dustpan

Lint roller

Sponges

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs

Tongs

Spatula

Plastic wrap

Ziplock baggies

Garbage bags

Paper towel

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler

Mixing bowls

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk

Stirring spoons / ladels

Tea infuser ball

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker

Kettle

Toaster

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper

Can opener

Bottle opener

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves

TV

TV stand

Floor lamp

End table

Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bedframe

Linens

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper

Trash bin

Curtains

Pillows

Pillow cases

Night table

Alarm clock

Lamp

Dresser

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Towel

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues

Toilet paper

Trash bin

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of courters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm

Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

[bestofrae]

lavendersucculents im keeping this for future reference

[excreditor-psd]

Ummm hey gang I gyatt engaged ig lmaoooooooo so yeah 😁

[geesegoose6969]

@excreditor-psd

another goosesona for a loyal squire plucked CAREFULLY from the flock

[excreditor-psd]

ok so um I got here...

slept 11 hours

Didn't kill sisters

Listend to every single oh hellos song 4 times

Windshield cracked, will be fixed today

Good day

I can see the beach

[excreditor-psd]

Hour 4 of my evil long road trip

11 hours left

Have not killed sisters 👍👍

Bf is up

Currently listening to sarcasm by get scared

[excreditor-psd]

Hour One of my Road Trip

Threats of physical violence made towards sisters: 3

Mood: sleepy and missing bf

Currents song: ingydar by Adrianne Lenker

Notes: I may commit a crime if someone keeps being passive aggressive for the next 12 hours (min)

[excreditor-psd]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[thatdangspacenerd]

jellyfish i got from @excreditor-psd

[throughdarkeningskies]

if they play boreas. someone please post clips. please. do this for your local european

[excreditor-psd]

Alrighty captain 🫡🫡

[squigglebug]

The oh hellos are going on tour for possibly the last time and now I have a week ish to decide if I want to try to get tickets. oh hell.

[excreditor-psd]

Hey they're only 27 bucks

[excreditor-psd]

IM SEEING THE OH HELLOS IM SO HAPPY YIPEE

[chichihuahua1413]

starting a tag game because i'm bored as fuck

name three of your favourite music artists and the song/anything else that introduced you to them

i'm tagging @the-wxter-is-fine, @jeahreading, and @akumakitsunesog <3

here's mine-

Taylor Swift - ...Ready For It?

(also the music video was a partial bi awakening for me)

2. Conan Gray - Jigsaw

3. Nirvana - Come As You Are

open tags for everyone who wants to participate!

[jeahreading]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok!

Lindsey Stirling - The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

Stray Kids - Thunderous

Lana del Ray - Doin Time

@zeherili-ankhein @randomx123 @anonymouse-is-here @hellincarnation @jerry-the-leech @daonedaonlysk @ineffable-bastard and whoever wants to join!

[randomx123]

Okay...

Fallout Boy - The Phoenix/Centuries

Skillet - Invincible

MCR - Welcome to the Black Parade

@zeherili-ankhein @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @mi-stress-of-chaos @wulfricnavy @akira-priye @mona-prithey @pap3rb0atx3 @tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora @hellincarnation

[hellincarnation-deactivated2025]

ghost — Square Hammer

the microphones — The Sun

Lana Del Rey — Radio

@im-on-crack-send-help @lovely-rants-alot @aaj-fir-jeene-ki-tamanna-hai @miserable-individual @depressed-bi-twerking

[lovely-rants-alot]

Brye - Diet Culture

Paris Paloma - Labour

Hozier - Take me to Church

@daonedaonlysk @jerry-the-leech @dreamboyinthedarkvoid @sunnies-theory-of-happiness

[jerry-the-leech]

tyyy for the tags lovely and jeah <3

Florence and the maching - Cassandra ( a playlist on spotify)

Fish in a birdcage - Momento Mori (spotify)

Waltz No. 2 (spotify daylist)

@daonedaonlysk @urmumsfan @eldritchnonsensefromthevoid

@gaygirldoodles @ember-child-of-hecate @sound-of-the-sirens

@oceans-corals-and-poisons

[gaygirldoodles]

Anaïs Mitchell (Hadestown) Wait for Me reprise

Mitski: Washing Machine Heart

Jorge Rivera Herrans: Suffering

@elixs-mythology-corner @nyankootaku @restrainedchaoticperson @cinderswirecutters @taco-bee @irlpowderfromarcane

Sorry if u didn't tag you I'm just doing a few off the top of my head and i just woke up

[cinderswirecutters]

Thank you for the tag @gaygirldoodles!! 💞

Billie Eilish: Ocean Eyes

Phoebe Bridgers: Waiting Room

Mitski: A Pearl

@therealkaidertrash21 @cyborgcourt @radkatzzstuff @linguisticsnerd13 @littlezorrillo

Sorry, if you didn't want the tag! I just chose random mutuals idk 😭

[thatdangspacenerd]

Taylor swift: I’ve been listening my whole life

chappel roan: red wine supernova

will wood: i/me/myself and my friend

@cobaltsoulsearcher @occasionally-normal-things-here @toiletepaperroll @excreditor-psd @brickcpavement

[excreditor-psd]

The oh hellos: Dear wormwood

Tally hall: The internet show

Bug hunter: 2 bed, 2 bath, and a ghost

@mother-of-horror

[mother-of-horror]

It's crazy that I learned the Pope died from TUMBLR

[excreditor-psd]

I learned through the bikini bottom talking news fish

[etz-ashashiyot]

Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

[excreditor-psd]

I stood there

Tears welling in my eyes

Words fall like oil from our lips

Thick and smooth

Tasting like honey on my tongue

It was the first time in my short existence

Someone had so effortlessly

Or with quite a lot of effort actually

Had put words and ideas in such a fluid motion

Wrapped in metaphors

You could feel through to the ideas underneath

Bearing it all on the sleeve

Closest thing you get to seeing the face of God

Up on that stage

In the summer heat

Wrote this based off the @narcissistcookbook concert I went to in September, still think about it probably daily.

Specifically this is about Gendering Teddy and how it's the closest thing I've had to a religious experience.

[catchmeonyourceiling]

tysm for the tag @balladofareader!! 🤍

write your name/nickname in the character headcanon generator and see what you get!

wait so um...

npt: @mysummerchild @haeerizm @cowboylikemily @sarastellasari @dxstoeskyvjbess @whoo0sh + whoever wants to join!

[the-bogginses-are-gay]

tysm for the tags, @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff and @bylerlipglances <333

... yeah lol accurate

npt: @mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @reed-reed @lorax-devito @thebitterbeanjuice @bylerfiles @asneakyobserver @onebillionblorbos @iwanderbecauseimlost @stormy-days-27 @numenoria @thegreatmousebafoon @scumbaganarchy @20riley25 @jawnn-watson @sarkylittlemonster @spocks-got-a-glock @that--elf + anyone else who wants to join! <333

[thebitterbeanjuice]

ok.yeah

@jameslongforjimshortforgabriel @but-aint-this-texas @apurplesloth @ketchup-is-green +open tag!!!

[ketchup-is-green]

uhh this was supposed to be a secret so don't tell anyone guys🫣🫣

@watchers-tea @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann @stupidlanie @therealaxlrose and anyone else

[laniebugx]

IT CLOCKED ME NOOO

@ifuckedurmomwithmy12inchschlong @saturnplaza @d3l-t4co @itzanotheremo @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it @joey-regrets-nothing + anyone else

[d3l-t4co-deactivated20250809]

that's so real tho

NO ITS TRUE

LITERALLY NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY BOARDGAMES WITH ME WHENEVER I ASK

ITS DEVASTATING

@saturnplaza @thankyouforthev3n0m @randomslinky @evilrobertsmith @simp4diobrando @jadest0ne @kcobainfr

[evilrobertsmith]

no same 😭😭

also clocked me i fear my friend called me out for psycho analyzing garfield the other day so…

@princejustwinced @mycycleangelo @eroswmorals @riverx0x0x @thecharliechip @digiblueslush @mikeywayimdykeygay + open tags

[digiblueslush]

occasionally, but usually only if im in the middle of a gun fight..... (i am being possessed by mcr please send help)

tags: @fishermansfriendsworld @radiowave-slushie @rubes2do @hyssteria @satanicjamanic and anyone else who would like to join!

[fishermansfriendsworld]

noooooo idk what ure talking abt (i have. multiple times)

@hoybero @m1lkywaymikey @virginia-madison @thexie-and-stars @spironight @sisigull @zylifd @scarecrowwannabe @katbutluca @radioactivecowboyz @pinkponyboyxo @watchers-tea @thebigmandownstairs (no pressure ofc <3)

[m1lkywaymikey]

Ty for the tag (I was also tagged by @beanzbyartificalmeans :p)

My alter egos....

I can't drive YET MF I'm not even 17 yet shut up

@brits4gerardway @riverx0x0x @mikey-ways-sparkle-bass @st4rrrdestroya @patrick-stumps-bingo-hat @chaoticbuggybitchboy @cryptkeepersshadow + anyone else!!

[cryptkeepersshadow]

Accurate as hell

@jeanmoreausautismstickers @bed-of-ashes @rainy-doe @honeyimhomeosexual @toiletepaperroll

[caarzzz]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT KNOW????

@arkhaichno @28ms28 @sagethesmol1 @hyp3rsh0ck @linguisticsnerd13 no pressure tags ofc!!!!

[thatdangspacenerd]

I did it a lot of times and they were all accurate-

@excreditor-psd @radkatzzstuff @sillystarcollector

[excreditor-psd]

@mother-of-horror