· âwtf itâs like the third to last day of school and you walked into the wrong classroom what even are youâ au
· âhey so I gave you a fake name when I ordered my coffee but you wrote your number on my cup and we arranged a date now how do I tell you that the foundings of our relationship were based on a lieâ au
· âI need to break into this classroom to get my pencil bag back, and someone told me that youâre good at picking locks sTOP LAUGHING I NEED MY PENCILSâ au
· âIâm a doctor and youâre apparently here because⊠oh. You have an entire carrot shoved up your ass. Iâm trying my best to be professional but oh my god why a carrot and not something thatâs, I donât know, not pointy and edibleâ au
· âiâM SO SORRY I THOUGHT THAT FITTING ROOM STALL WAS VACANT WHY DONâT THESE THINGS HAVE LOCKSâ au
· âI have terrible aim and was trying to throw this raw egg at my friend from far away and Iâm sO SORRY THIS WASNâT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN shit youâre really cute but nOW YOUâRE CRYING I FUCKED UPâ au
· âI tripped on nothing in the middle of the hallway and people are staring and I want to die but you spontaneously trip and lie down on the ground with me thank you youâre an angelâ au