Look, it's nsfw stuff

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

y'all know y'all can just. dislike someone or something w/o it being like. offensive or problematic right? like sometimes shit just rubs you the wrong way. and that’s okay. so like. y'all don’t have to look up or make up some kind of reason for disliking something/someone all the time. you can just not fuck w/ it

[defectivealtruist]

SHE👏DID👏THAT

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#now here’s a scene #if you’re unfamiliar with ‘class s’ style homophobia it’s in that context and reading up on that could be interesting #long story short there’s an old trope in japanese culture where lesbian relationships are childish practice not-real romances #that are in some way training for future real relationships with men

[campbell-duo-deactivated2023021]

Thank you for the context

[legitimately-illegitimate]

I love how you can see the entirety of her facial expression change as she thinks “that could’ve been me.”

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[humorblr]

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[wanderingtycho]

Laying dazed and confused in the back of an ambulance while bemoaning the “presidency” of Trump is the most fitting allegory to 2018.

[221turtlesinthetardis]

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

[exemplarybehaviour]

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

[lostoldplanet]

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

[mystrothedefender]

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

[jostenyard]

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[997]

[proto-homo]

RuPaul winning the budget for season 1 of drag race

[thecomebackchild]

[feelingmyoatss]

Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:

[lubricates]

same feeling HAHAHHAA

[hoechlin]

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[thetrippytrip]

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who doesn’t use racial or homophobic slurs

[dannyelfmemes]

[feministism]