in tyler we trusted

We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

[intyler-wetrust]

You made a fool out of me and took the skin off my back running

So don't breathe when I talk, 'cause you haven't been spoken to

I've got a gun for my mouth and a bullet with your name on it

Got a trigger for a heart, bleeding blood from an empty pocket

[tearsonacheckerboard]

Shit, I’m sorry.

When did it happen??

[intyler-wetrust]

Two days ago. And now I have a fucking mountain of paperwork to go through before I can get her put back.

[tearsonacheckerboard]

Repeat that, Durden? Did I hear you right?

[intyler-wetrust]

Unfortunately. 

[intyler-wetrust]

Who the hell fucked up and exhumed my sister's remains rather the ones that they were supposed to?!?

[b-nedict]

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[flowerchildpierce]

It’s nothing major… I just f-feel like I’ve been a shitty boyfriend lately and I never know what’s going on with you. 

But, I’ll be there tonight… alright? Hopefully this doesn’t make my gift look too shitty.

[intyler-wetrust]

You haven't been shitty. Literally all that's happened is I've been selling soap and getting drunk with Jane Gallagher since her boyfriend moved out west.

I can't wait.

[flowerchildpierce]

Since when do you like Valentine’s Day, Tyler Durden? {he scrunches up his nose in a playful manner} I don’t hate Valentine’s Day, I’ve just been a little b-bummed out lately.

What do you have planned, loverboy?

[intyler-wetrust]

Well, no, I hate Valentine's day, Pierce Thompson. I was swallowing it for you, but now, I'm worried. What's wrong?

Come by for dinner tonight and you'll find out.

[flowerchildpierce]

I think the only good thing about Valentine’s Day is the discount chocolate. 

[intyler-wetrust]

Really?

I thought you loved Valentine's day. I....sort of planned something. Now I feel awkward. Just don't come to my apartment anytime soon.

[thelonewolfdances]

And then it’s back to the assumptions. Who said anything about attraction? I should’ve murdered your ego when I had the chance. Oh, then I guess that was a kind act. But it was also a stupid thing to do, I realize.

[intyler-wetrust]

You have to admit, my dear, you find my ego the most attractive thing about me. That or my ass-people tell me I have a great ass.

[thelonewolfdances]

Someone finally got his assumptions right.

[intyler-wetrust]

You really think you're some badass bitch, don't you? It's cute.

And that isn't me being sarcastic. I like it. Maybe it's our egos being equally attracted to each other.

[thelonewolfdances]

You know nothing.

[intyler-wetrust]

Someone's testy.

[thelonewolfdances]

Your assumptions are amusing. I’m only allowing your ego to stay untouched because when the day comes when it’ll break, the higher you’re going to fall. I like to look at falling things.

[intyler-wetrust]

Oh, I'm sure underneath all that you aren't through and through the bitch you like to think you are.

[thelonewolfdances]

Again with your assumptions.

[intyler-wetrust]

Only a kind soul would put up with the separate entity known as my superiority complex.

[thelonewolfdances]

For the sake of your ego, we shall.

[intyler-wetrust]

You're a kind soul.

[thelonewolfdances]

I hate to burst your bubble, Tyler. But I wasn’t that near to believing as you assume.

[intyler-wetrust]

How 'bout we just put a pin in this one?

[wisechildzooey]

Oh, I’m sure it will be.

I think you’re right. Sarcasm is a nice coping mechanism.

[intyler-wetrust]

I'm always right.

[wisechildzooey]

Something like that. Maybe with a few bottles of wine thrown in.

[intyler-wetrust]

Sounds like a lovely evening.