Ruling that Dilatory

[homorakemi]

planning outfits for model un competitions like 

[the-book-fan]

The Best Parts of Model UN (to me at least lol)

- not knowing anybody’s names and just referring to everyone by their country (it reminds me of Hetalia even tho the only thing I know about Hetalia is what I’ve absorbed through tumblr)

- watching shady stuff happen between other countries while doing your best to avoid shady stuff

     ~pakistan and the us went OFF on each other about terrorism once and it was beautiful

- bsing your way through so it looks like you know what you’re talking about 

- becoming fiercely protective of your country no matter how bad it is lol

- unmods

[ruinsofluminaries-deactivated20]

The MUN Parks and Rec episode makes me so upset because they are in The Security Council but the topic was the Global Food Crisis but the SC isn’t a humanitarian council, that’s a topic for like the HRC

[microcroft]

we had topics similar to that in ECOSOC and SOCHUM but yeah its definitely not for the Security Council

[workingpaper]

[craptacularlesbian]

Nikita Khrushchev at the 902nd Plenary Hearing of the United Nations, Oct. 12, 1960 (colorized)

[parksandfluff]

[selchie]

me in the shower normally: 🎶🎵

me in the shower when it’s mun time: delegates 😘🤝, elon musk👀 believes that after this truly devastating😯🤧 tragedy😢 it is crucial😤 to rebuild🛠🔧not just physical💪🏘 infrastructure but communities 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💒🌈as well. 😜🤗 therefore, i propose 😏

[howtogavel]

Me: this delegate proposes unmod for 15 minutes chair: Can you make it 10? Me: 10⁉⁉ THIS IS THE MATTER 🤝 OF INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS🌍🌎🌏 you ❌can’t❌ just solve world🗺 problem in 🔟minutes 💢 we have to BRING PEACE🕊🕊🕊 AND JUSTICE ⚖TO THE WORLD✔ MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER👍 PLACE🏞 this COUNCIL is GOING TO HAVE 15 MINUTES UNMOD⚠ or we nuke ☢💥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ⚡ NORTH KOREA ⚡ your👊 call ☎📞 dais👏👏👏

[fuckyeahmodelun]

When you’re Russia and someone brings up Putin

[mun-stuff]

why u should do mun

it lit

looks good on college apps

learning about world issues i guess

[mun-stuff]

The Good Place Characters as Delegates

Eleanor Shellstrop

 - gets shirt done

 - it might not always be the most ethical way, but it sure is done

Chidi Anagonye

 - my man chidi here, he’s gonna be the one who keeps delaying introducing the working paper as a draft resolution because something neeeeeeeds to be changed.

 - he has good ideas tho;

Tahani Al-Jamil

 - u kno that she’s going to be that delegate, the one who’s like “i’ve done this for five years” and “this is so easy”

 - to clarify,,,,, yes she is a gavel hunter, because she loves getting approval :)

Jason Mendoza

 - he’s that one delegate, sleeping in the back, who occasionally says something

 - but what he says is so incredibly off topic, that it manages to be on topic?????

Michael

 - let’s be real, Michael would be the secretariat member, who’s already in college, and is 100% done, and has no idea why he’s doing this anymore, but, he’s still going to do it, even if the conference goes terribly

 - he was a gavel hunter, but now he’s closer to apathetic, and borderline supportive

Janet

 - she’s there for funsies

 - she’s not a delegate, but she is trying her very best, which is much better than literally everyone else

[mun-stuff]

[workingpaper]

Fictional Committees

[invadingdjibouti]

Les Amis as people from my school's model UN

Enjolras: always making PowerPoints with font size 56 to passive-aggressively flash arguments across the room when he’s not allowed to talk

Combeferre: is VERY nearsighted but only puts glasses on to read the placard of a country so they can call them out By Name if they say something ignorant

Courfeyrac: shared a chair with another delegate for the whole meeting and refused to move despite numerous empty chairs surrounding them

Bahorel: always leaves 40 minutes early because model UN overlaps with their boxing practice

Bossuet: tried to parkour over a row of desks, tripped and ripped their already artfully ripped hipster distressed boyfriend jeans

Joly: “dinosaurs are NOT an endangered or at risk species”

Jehan: sits in the corner, always quiet, looking sad and contemplative. they’re playing Don’t touch the spikes on an iphone 5

Feuilly: has a speech-giving voice described as “white morgan freeman”

Grantaire: somehow convinced half the room to vote for a paper they didn’t agree with just so the meeting would be over faster

Marius: went to the bathroom, got locked out, missed a whole voting procedure

[workingpaper]

When someone who didn’t talk once gets an award

[fourteenmilesaway]

Reblog if you've attended (or have plans to attend) at least one Model United Nations conference.

apparently also known as the real life Hetalia roleplay

Let’s see how many are on Tumblr!

[invadingdjibouti]