Holy shit, dude

my name is Stan and im not a furry. if you send asks about me being a furry I'll ... idk cry.

[invalid-stan-marsh]

What do you think of pip, Stan?

Pip? Isn't he like.. dead?

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Soft Affection

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

✨+ add your own

🐱 to reverse

[invalid-stan-marsh]

How’s your day today?

Shitty. mostly. I got to pet a dog so like.... that's cool i guess..

[invalid-stan-marsh]

I lost a game of CaH and now i have to yeet kyle into the ocean

[invalid-stan-marsh]

@ask-fckn-brovlofski-shit

[invalid-stan-marsh]

I lost a game of CaH and now i have to yeet kyle into the ocean

[invalid-stan-marsh]

what’s something you wish you could make ur best friend believe?

That he doesn’t have to work so hard and he’ll be alright.

[invalid-stan-marsh]

I JUST HECKIN GRADUATED FAMSQUAD WHATS LITTTTT

ayyyyy good job!! I’m proud of you

[invalid-stan-marsh]

Discuss: Dr. Suess would definitely be a fursuiter in 2018

Listem, Dr. Suess would lead a class in fursuits. and it would all be in rhyme.

[invalid-stan-marsh]

How many legs does a butterfly have? (Guess again lol)

at least 2 probably.

[invalid-stan-marsh]

send.. me asks

[invalid-stan-marsh]

End of the school year is coming up any plans for the summer?

I don’t know, dude. none so far. I’ll probably just.. idk get a fucking job or something. 

[invalid-stan-marsh]

Are ur nipples the size of dinnerplates ??????????????

what the fuck?? No, my nipples are nipple sized you fucking weirdo. 

[invalid-stan-marsh]

What have you been up to Stan?

School, mostly. Studying for finals. Been trying to stay out of trouble. I haven't really.... Talked to anyone in a while.

[invalid-stan-marsh]

Send me........... Asks

[ask-coffeebrewsandhexs]

For the mod: Have you ever considered affiliated ask blogs with other characters and not just with Craig?

((Yes, actually I consider this blog affliated with @invalid-stan-marsh and a few others including my own @ask-le-petit-thomas I’m totally open to working with other people and characters. As long as they don’t mind me or my horribly unaccommodating work scheduele.))

[invalid-stan-marsh]

alright you ingrates, I’m back

[invalid-stan-marsh]

could you do butters in constant rambling and kenny in high fashion? i would love you forever!! (even if you can't get to it, i love your art and have a beautiful day!!)

So I forgot about this but I finished butters!! I’ll finish Kenny sometime. right now he’s a sketch, lost somewhere in my art folder.