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Intro Post!

Hi there! I'm Inverted Flowers; a strange little guy as my friend likes to call me (/pos). You can call me Inverted or Flowers/Flower and my pronouns are he/they. Also I am, in fact, a whole 23 years of age. Can you imagine? I know, must be hard to believe. (I find it hard to believe.) I also have a side blog for my anime talk 'n stuff @flowers-inverted if you wanted to check it out too.

Pfp is my kitty son Sir Glaceon Gandalf Goofball l - (aka The First).

My current fandoms(?):

Hermitcraft

Traffic Light/Life series

My (current) main streamers/tubers:

Joel (SmallishBeans)

Jimmy (SolidarityGaming)

Impulsesv

Zedaph

Martyn (InTheLittlewood)

(^Regularly changes lmao. Also not in any particular order.)

I have a tendency to make tags for certain post series-esk things. I'll tag the active ones on this pinned intro as well for navigation purposes.

Other than that I'm not really sure what to add to these types of things so uh...

'Til next time! :D

Hello! I'm a witch and pagan and like many folks out there I'm struggling. In order to remedy this I'm hoping to sell my services of spellwo

#inverted flower's hermit deities #inverted flowers ramble #inverted flower's prompts #local cryptid is ouch #important reblog

Fic au where Grian, Martyn, & Jimmy were turned immortal by the watchers and lived together for 500 or so years before deciding they wanted to seperate for a brief period because they were getting concerned about showing up in so much media together and the potential that people would catch on. They don't share phone numbers because well, they have telepathic links between them anyway and what if they find the records? (Whoever they is supposed to be lmao.)

And after 10 years, Jimmy decides he wants Martyn to come meet the guys he's been living with for the last year. Ren, Martyn's roommate, tags along (because he would do literally anything for him except confess) and they drive 30+ hours together to go see Jimmy.

Tldr; Jimmy & Martyn have simultaneously decided to help each other out with their situationships because they are each other's ride or dies and really theyve faced much worse together. In the background Grian is banging his head on a counter across the world in the same peril and regretting going so much further from his brothers because how does he get himself out of this mess

#i have tried writingthis 3 times #trafficblr #trafficshipping #shipping #treebark #grian is stuck in the desert #literally and figuratively #ren & martyn be like:#'would you commit murder for me?' 'absolutely'#'would you come find me if i was kidnapped?' 'of course i would'#'would you tell me if you fell in love with me?' 'absolutely not. nope. never.'#interchangeable really

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I never left that desert

#FUCK look at that bad bitch #this is so incredible i love it so so very much #this may be my favorite piece of art to ever come out of this fandom holy cow #life series smp #3rd life #third life #desert duo

Band au where zits is popular band quickly gaining fans & jimmy is in a somewhat more popular (read: famous) band where all the members are anonymous and Tango meets Jimmy organically, starts catching feels, and then Jimmy, who has zero concept of his popularity, sings in front of him which makes Tango have a crisis because he realizes who he is (part of his favorite band ever) and is like 'there is absolutely no way i can ask him out for i am a mere scrub' and starts avoiding him

Meanwhile Jimmy is worried Tango realized that he knows who he is and thinks he's just after his money or smth

#trafficblr #ranchers #shipping #trafficshipping #jimmy solidarity #tango tek #band au #traffic life #traffic life au #writing prompt #like to make jimmy guitar & vocalist #grian bass & vocalist #then Martyn drums & lyricist #and for zits i do #zed & tango for guitar #impulse as bass & vocalist #skizz as drums

This sign I saw lives rent free in my head now

#who wrote this #signs #funny signs #funny memes #bad design #1.99 a POUND #ded

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The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

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And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

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Forget the shoes and ankles I wanna know who made that pencil skirt and how the heck she was running in it like that

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tango: im starting my biggest project ever decked out 3

impulse: ive already beat the wither and have dug out a massive circular quarry

skizz: ive got big plans to top my last season with more psychology themes

zedaph:

#oh my fucking god #im cryinh laugjinh #what the hell is all that #it just progessively gets faster!!!#and the final dong #im in tears #zedaph #team ZITS

Anytime i think about Jimmy's canary curse the line "you're a canary, I'm a coal mine" pops straight into my brain and then I just start singing half the song until I inevitably have to look it up because I can never recall the title

Anyway Ranchers?

#shipping #technically #also the song is #ive got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers by fall out boy #“new york eyes chicago thighs”#literally what does that mean?#anyway great song #oh wait #trafficblr #traffic light smp #ranchers #ranchers double life #jimmy's canary curse #canary curse #lmao imagine being a cattle rancher on tumblr and that tag #i just thought of that #cattle ranchers across the globe be like “who are two dudes and why is there so many drawings of them blushing?”

Alright guys Jimmy is one of those characters to me that I'm just like bro is too perfect and pure there has to be something up and so I'm going the Keralis route. What the fuck is he? Who the fuck knows! But he's definitely not a human that one is for certain.

#jimmy solidarity #i have this property police idea of Martyn falling into an abyss #(which may or may not be jimmy but hes definitely there)#and just being stuck almost like backrooms x pergatory #and so he just starts talking all the time and making up stupid shit to entertain himself #and then jimmy starts participating #and then jimmy is like 'hm i bet i could be a human like thing if i tried hard enough'#and that's how they become inseparable!#traffic smp #traffic life au #ig

Alright so I'm not really a horror guy but I've been listening to House by Charlie xcx & John Cale.

So here. Have this:

Tango has been trapped in Deep Frost Citadel for hundreds of years. It is impossible for him to leave. When he tries he hits an invisible wall. He's stuck maintaining it with all of the horrors. Afterall, those cold dark halls chose him. He's stuck watching people enter with bright eyes full of ambition only to never come back out again. Sometimes they do make it out but they are clearly not the same as when they went in, bloody, bruised, and psychologically battered. Until a certain someone appears. Someone who takes one look at him and decides to free him. But to do that, the dungeon must be defeated.

My moms ex came and stole our dog so I'm going to be writing angst for the foreseeable future. Here's a few of my ideas you tumblr folk are welcome to use as well:

Impulse and/or Skizz losing a dog (maybe it gets out, slips its collar, missing pup posters, etc.)

Treebark fight (ikyk)

Wedding drama (someone gets married and someone else is very upset about it)

Ex drama (literally so many options watch this; Jimmy or Zed cuz im a multishipper dude having difficulty with their bastard ex partner. I like making Zed have a terrible ex wife personally.)

One of my favorite ideas i hardly did anything with is Martyn doing like random odd jobs and Skizz messaging him and being like 'yo plz homewreck my buddy Ren cuz he's with a pos' and dropping a frankly ridiculous amount of money for it. I think its great haha cuz Skizz is totally the type of friend that would do just about anything for the people he loves if he gets angry enough

#hermitblr #apparently i was crying so loud that the camera outside the backdoor picked me up #send good vibes plz #inverted flower's prompts #barely #writing prompt #fic ideas #he literally had someone pretend to be a police officer #and has forged fake screenshots of my mother's fiance threatening his life #the wedding is in like 2 weeks btw

Has anyone ever considered trans masc bdubs as a dryad? Like nymphs are specifically female nature spirits from greek mythology and the moss man could totally be suited for such a role right?

#bdubs #bdubbleo100 #hermitblr #hermitcraft au

I always took Tango as a country dude so when I found out he was from AZ it was really weird

#hermitblr #tangotek #that was when i first started watching him #but sometimes I think about it and im like 'huh' ya know?