Coffee, please.

“She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous." Elisabeth. 24.

[thoughtkick]

“I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life, and start figuring out the one I have.”

— Holly Black

[andrewsrannells]

Emily Nelson + Tough Love - A Simple Favor (2018)

[cravingcandy]

[sweetmetaphors]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[akaashikeji-archive]

The Road to El Dorado (2000)

“The map to El Dorado! This could be our destiny! This could be our fate!”  — “Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with LOADED DICE!“

[pinkguts]

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

[pink--dragon]

if ur not my friend ur missing out because I’m hilarious and I have great tits.

[rihennalately]

[princesconsuela]

mood

[vivienvalentino]

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[solassitudes]

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

[eliamatrell]

“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.”

— Ray Bradbury, from Dandelion Wine

[robertmitchum]

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister and lord help the sister who comes between me and my man

WHITE CHRISTMAS dir. Michael Curtiz

[alwaysdreamingundercover]

Physically? I'm here but mentally I'm on a one way train to a mysterious city where nobody knows my name after just leaving an omnious note for my friends and family

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[the-brodie-set]