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taylor: figured out girls aren't my type but
taylor: she's got a winning personality
cassadee: well yeah she bakes cookies and codes that's a winning personality right there
cassadee: please share with me your game like i'm actually envious
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taylor: ...................
taylor: no offense, but you're really dumb
cassadee: excuse you....... i'm just HOOK UP SENSING dumb....
cassadee: but honestly go you like i'd kill to hook up with a vs model
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taylor: jesus christ
taylor: i fucked karlie kloss
cassadee: WAIT REALLY
cassadee: omg what i thought y'all were just really good friends you guys HOOKED UP omg
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taylor: did you just like, miss the whole "taylor swift is gay" bit that went on for months or...
cassadee: ... what how
cassadee: i don't keep up with tabloids tbh
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taylor: figured out the hard way gals aren't my type
taylor: fun to look at though?
cassadee: the hard way? babe, you gotta dish cause that sounds like a story.
cassadee: also yes, i literally was just referring to the sense of fun to look at because most clubs have a no touching rule.
Ă â â ah cheaters, what a time, what a time. dunno, some people do it. usually sâlike the the groom nâ maid of honor, like sânot anythinâ tâ never âave âappened cause it âas. oi, what kinda flowers were they ?? if yeâ donât mind me consistent questions, mâcurious. â
âYes! Like who marries someone whoâs cheated on them? I wouldnât but thatâs just me. Ugh, those kind of people are tacky. If youâre gonna hook up with the groom or bride, you gotta wait at least a month until after the wedding. Itâs just rude otherwise - let them enjoy the honeymoon. Dunno but they looked like cacti. Cacti and lily of the valley, maybe?â
  thatâs why i canât even go to weddings. the bride always kicks me out for being prettier than she is.
"Letâs start a club. The too pretty for weddings club. Iâm sure plenty of people relate.â
    Oh.. wow. Perhaps she was really stressed âbout something else nâ took it out on you accidentally, like ?
âMaybe itâs cause she married a guy with a long history of cheating and I happen to be exactly his type? But like... I wouldnât hook up with a married man. Not knowingly, anyway.â
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taylor: i just realized i'm 26 and i've never actually been to a strip club.
cassadee: i've been to one with a group of guy friends. it's actually super fun plus all the girls are total babes.
Ă â â most brideâs get that way though. like they get so savage when under stress, but tâ literally kick yeâ out over lookinâ better, whether yeâ did or not, like thatâs fuckinâ ridiculous. she probably wondered where it went, but you go girly. â
âYeah, apparently he had a history of cheating but like... Iâm pretty sure no one is gonna hook up with a guy they just witnessed get married. It was a pretty ugly bouquet. Iâm not sure what to do with it. Maybe integrate parts into a prettier arrangement? She had some ugly taste in flowers.â
Itâs not your fault that she looks busted up while you look fly. She obviously isnât confident in herself. Tell her to listen to Reflection and Brave, Honest, Beautiful.Â
I mean, itâs not that she looked awful but that she was pissed I was wearing red because apparently the groom has a history of cheating and loves a lady in red. Like... talk about projecting. Is she really that worried heâs gonna cheat on their wedding day? If so... why get married? Plus, really? I know I hooked up with a taken guy before but hooking up with a guy who just got married is tacky. I would never.
Ă â â talk âbout bridezilla-.. damn, that sucks. shouldâve snagged some weddinâ cake though, wouldâve been nice, though she mightâve poisoned the cake. â
âLike... she was perfectly fine looking? I mean, yeah Iâm pretty but that didnât diminished that she was too? Oh please, I definitely snagged some cake. And stole the bridal bouquet. I hope she wasnât planning on doing the bouquet toss.â
âIt is adorable. I love those idiots. Meeting lil Harmonizer babies is so cute!â
âNext time you meet a lil Harmonizer, please text me so I can meet the baby too.â
   â Pretty much. And at the end of the day, yeâ got a free coffee outtaâ the experience. You win, he loses ! â
âHonestly... all I want in life is free coffee and nice guitars. And maybe playing huge stadiums. Doesnât even have to be my own show. Iâll show up to perform with someone else that everyone else paid to see and are like... who is this chick?â
I was at a wedding and the bride literally nearly kicked me out cause she thought I was prettier than her. I mean, her friends managed to convince her to not through me out but I left anyway. I was only there cause one of my friends was in the wedding party and brought me as a date. Awkward. I feel the bride just hates me.
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taylor: sorry about that
cassadee: no it's fine! like, i'm here for you.
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taylor: i can breathe again
cassadee: good! that's good!
